Itz_pretzy: wow! Far!

Mine is seat number 419

my examination location is faculty of law
seat number 33

olamide master ke lemmo noe talk sha u wan expose ma yansh

Dr.'Hesjay:
Bro,u knw say olamide na masta....so,u no need worry abt him.....
as for Hesjay,he needs ur prayers like neva b4 oooooo....na God fit do am!..If u see/talk/chat with Boss Oluafolabi,tell am say hn son need prayer oooo.....
I trust God!!

Attah Ojoma :
tor! Na backseat dem wan put me

nat backseat o, sumone's seat no is 1450.

I hope d hall has a.c sha.

dapsondou:
Mine is seat number 419

oniro!

Seems like ui invitd evri1 on this thread! Who was nt invited??

dapsondou:
Mine is seat number 419

ok na, u wan do ojoro

Dr.'Hesjay:
You for dey pub na...
no b wetn i ask u b dat...where b ur venue?

ibeere!

Anybody frm kwara state here? I dnt lyk being alone o.

CANDIDATE NAME: OKETA OSCAR NNAEMEKA
CANDIDATE SEX: M
REGISTRATION NUMBER: 35012973FD
EXAM SUBJECTS: ENG PHY BIO CHE
INVITED
Thank you for choosing University of Ibadan
YOU HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR 2013/2014
Post-UTME EXERCISE
Please note the information below inviting you for the Post-UTME exercise.
COURSE OF STUDY Medicine and Surgery
FACULTY COLLEGE OF MEDICINE
DATE Saturday 28 September, 2013
EXAMAMINATION LOCATION Faculty of Science
EXAMAMINATION VENUE CBN Lecture Theatre
SEAT NUMBER: 10
TIME 11:00AM prompt
REQUIREMENTS

since they shortlisted all of us then its gonna be a tough competition
"WHEN THE GOING GET TOUGH, ONLY THE TOUGH GET GOING"
i been a tough will get going IJN amen...
hmmmm

yhu came into ds world alone tho ..lol

laryom1: Anybody frm kwara state here? I dnt lyk being alone o.

U see what i was saying

Itz_pretzy: oniro!

U'll SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT...

During a robbery in Texas, USA the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called ..."MIND CHANGING CONCEPT”
Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "BEING PROFESSIONAL” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You
are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "EXPERIENCE.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.But thesupervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and
add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "SWIM WITH THE TIDE” converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "KILLING BOREDOM.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

Think about it real good...
So who are the real robbers here?

Dos dat av lost their teller shud chil joor. Wot dy nid to chk dere is d bnk branch u made yur payment n the teller no.. All ds are in yur prntout slip durn regstration. Chk it, unda payment info in that slip. If u cnt get d teller, jst go wit d slip, explain to dm and show them.

oga jossy na baba awa, he said that all will be invited

How can i get d original jamb result slip.

shakur07: bur na for front seat dem go put yhu for d admission list oh IJN

amen o! Anointin speakin

Off to futbal show room.. Man u vs liverpool.

Mesopotamia:
#RollsEyeball

Lolz

iamliljozy: Pls I can't find my bank teller I used for my form payment.,is there anything I can do?are they gonna collect the teller for real?

Pls advice me ooo,make una no dey look me like this.

prince CEE: ok na, u wan do ojoro

Ojoro bawo?

Itz_pretzy: ibeere!

WASERE
*thumbs up*

laryom1: Anybody frm kwara state here? I dnt lyk being alone o.

4rm kwara state, newly unilorin admitted, base in Ibadan and ready 4 the task on saturday

laryom1: Dos dat av lost their teller shud chil joor. Wot dy nid to chk dere is d bnk branch u made yur payment n the teller no.. All ds are in yur prntout slip durn regstration. Chk it, unda payment info in that slip. If u cnt get d teller, jst go wit d slip, explain to dm and show them.

Bros are you sure??.Make them no go Bleep me up oooo.

Fynestboi: firstbank which one them give your friend?

awfa?i don dey call ur num bt e no dey go.........i don kal d person sha

Dr.'Hesjay:
U see what i was saying

And whats that?

Munner: How can i get d original jamb result slip.

go and buy jamb scratch card and print it out

prince CEE: my examination location is faculty of law
seat number 33

same hall

mine is dept of agronomy lab 2 seat 73. any oda person here