Lilly001: CACSAUI....Dats ma fellowship bro
We pray for ur admission, so u can JOIN the FAMILY
God Bless you

Lilly001: CACSAUI....Dats ma fellowship bro
We pray for ur admission, so u can JOIN the FAMILY
God Bless you

blezzino: quivah and her expensive jokes

this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

blezzino: quivah and her expensive jokes

this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

SOA93: no p,bt shey redeem no dey deir ni?.....hw many per rum 4 ui hostel?if dem pass 4 mi no go stay 4 ui hostel ni o...plz reply d 2 questns

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

adez9: guy lyk criously d economics no be joke.wats ya score?

quivah:
this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

renaissance: seriously,d eco was simple.even d eng & com dey simple. dat maths,i could solve it but calc no dey.i only solv 7 out of 25 & leave d rest.if not na 80+o.na 59% i got

quivah:
this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

Mesopotamia:
why na?....wetin i do na?

quivah:
4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

Maricson99: NAIRALADERS.... I greet u all oooo.., and i wish every1 of us gudluck.... But U.I.... is like d word(NO MERCY FOR A STRANGER) because people who are very strong only gain admission nowadays... Wat i meant by dis is dat most of people who choose u.i,, they all av GODFATHERs, but as 4 me ooo i av nobody but ONLY GOD.... Just try 2 pray HARDER if u dnt av dis....... U.I hmmmmmmmmm, well alllll is wellll

renaissance: seriously,d eco was simple.even d eng & com dey simple. dat maths,i could solve it but calc no dey.i only solv 7 out of 25 & leave d rest.if not na 80+o.na 59% i got

baebyfaze91: I tink i am in spirit wit quivah.....me sef dn dey speculate dt ct off....i pray it cums 2 reality......

Maricson99: NAIRALADERS.... I greet u all oooo.., and i wish every1 of us gudluck.... But U.I.... is like d word(NO MERCY FOR A STRANGER) because people who are very strong only gain admission nowadays... Wat i meant by dis is dat most of people who choose u.i,, they all av GODFATHERs, but as 4 me ooo i av nobody but ONLY GOD.... Just try 2 pray HARDER if u dnt av dis....... U.I hmmmmmmmmm, well alllll is wellll

iamliljozy: Aii
53 yrs with no impact,Bleep yesterday's celebration/
Kids at home,cos skools cancelled over deliberations/
Politicians are filled with incompetence and corruption/
The press get silenced for various allegations/
So here I am to speak the truth,my call of duty/
And I aint gonna stop till I die,or assassins are sent to kill me/
Our country used to be admired/
But these politicians have killed its beauty/
The truth is dead,our generation is bleeped/
Never opened the door when good leadership knocked/
Youths primed to attack like a gun that's been cocked/
War is imminent,the ship has sailed the door has been locked/

morgan**g:
booss na true dat econxx nd comm cheap die though i no offer mathxx but d govt be lyk hixtory...

Avicenna bayo: while dis is ur 2nd joke............9ice one

Lool ..
The first was a joke
The second was rumor

baebyfaze91: I tink i am in spirit wit quivah.....me sef dn dey speculate dt ct off....i pray it cums 2 reality......

dapsondou:

KILODE?!!!
Na poultry we dey?
Its nt up to that joo

SOA93: u cant b crious dat na 12 boy dey 4 one rum.

renaissance: GOD save u say u no put maths.According to brainee,dat math no b beans.i'm happy we're still brodas & sistas til admission

Shekson:
Those are good lines bro. Keep Ι̥τ̲̅ up.
Lemme drop mine. Gr8tst Uites

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles//
Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!// since 1960 foundation, no real architect to raise its height//leaders and rulers with no vision, history repeats its plights//Military and civilian shuffles, dark tunnel path, no light ahead//all the political ruffles, self-interest and corruption per head//Insecurity and poverty, families in agony//peace and unity? Naija in obvious irony//being showin D̶̲̥̅̊ negatives, lemme clean D̶̲̥̅̊ picture//I see a gr8 nation wif a bright future//I see a forthcomin revolution of change//Evrybody be tired of D̶̲̥̅̊ same old story, open a new page//who wields D̶̲̥̅̊ excalibur, we need an author(Arthur)//Who molds the Holy Grail, we need a sculptor//its all cries of where are the greens?//Honey, Money, dats D̶̲̥̅̊ tot of evryman on D̶̲̥̅̊ streets//
Murder, bombs, manslaughter, the actions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//Corruption, theft, kidnappings, professions of D̶̲̥̅̊ day//See •̸Ϟ ̷̷̴̐͠€ on my laptop workin Maga must pay//a new career, am my boss, I choose my holiday//Politifians be usin our money for their tantrums//Godfathers be formin actors, Mark Tatum!!// The rich be celebrating independence, while some be still in dependence//yet one wonders, as Nigerians, wats D̶̲̥̅̊ relevance?

Mikebis: hahaha..9c wan bro...more to come?

SOA93: FINALLY UI ADMISSION LIST AND CUT OFF MARKS HAS NOT YET BEEN RELEASE.

Shekson:
Those are good lines bro. Keep Ι̥τ̲̅ up.
Lemme drop mine. Gr8tst Uites

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles//
Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!/

baebyfaze91: Lyk seriuzly we dnt knw dt God rili endow us on dis thread wit diff pple(geniuses,motivator,political analysts,human ryt activists nd lyrical masters).....kudos 2 al of yu @quivah,sinzu,shekson,iamliljozy,ifxy et al.......BLESSED THREAD

Mikebis: i sabi well na.no b well wa u de use fetch wata