CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA ****

1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell
Pass Indomie
2)No Matter How Toms sell, E No
Go Sell Pass Slippers
3)If You Never Thief Meat From
Pot B4, Then You Mama No Sabbi
Cook
4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry
Joke during a first date doesn't
have transport money to get back
Home
5)The only woman who knows
where her man is every Night is a
"Widow"
6)Bowen university is the only
uni
you find people kissing wif there
both eyes wild open, so as not to
get Caught.....
7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean
say him NO fit afford to buy
Transitor Radio
U cant kneel down to greet ur
parent but u can Kneel to give ur
BF heads, una go explain 4
judgment day o
9)If the Alarm of a China fone
cannot wake you up.....Forget it u
r "DEAD"
10)To listen to CoolFM, just put
ur radio in a Fridge
11)Is a small world no mean say u
go trek from ur house reach
malaysia

This is quite hilarious.... good topic if you ask me

Confam

Nice one.

Make una collect one one like jare..e no easy''

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1. Monkey no fine, but him Mama love am.

2. Out of all the lizard when lie-down dem for sun, na only the one when belle dey pain am go fiti know hinsef.

3. The run when buffallo dey run after wey hunter shoot am finish, na to save hin own life, AND to save hunter life, the same.

4. Na only person when get patience well-well go fiti cook stone make e done.

5. Na condition make crayfish bend.

7. Na only man pikin when hold long spoon go fiti follow devil siddon dey chop.

8. Na only toad go know the ting when him eye see for night, before he come begin dey wakka for afternoon.

9. Person when just now see die for eye no dey tire at all, for run.

10. Trouble dey sleep, but na Yanga go wake am.

Na cooperation make one cup of rice full pot! Make una cooperate n add una naija quotes jor!

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