"CRAZY FACTS MADE IN NAIJA **** (Add urs) 1) Garri no get advert, but e sell pass indomie... 2) No matter how Toms sell, e no go sell pass slippers... 3) If you never thief meat from pot b4, then your mama no sabi cook... 4) A girl who laffs at your dry joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back home... 5) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a "Widow"... 6) Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get caught... 7) Say Hausa man poor, no mean say him no fit afford to buy transitor radio... U can't kneel down to greet ur parent but u can kneel to give ur BF heads (Omoburuku lo wa), u go explain 4 judgment day Oº°˚˚°º... 9) If the alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u're "DEAD"... 10) To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge... 11) It's a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach Malaysia... You can add yours . . . . . .