ditrix: chai ur plan fail,cos dis thread dry today,direct entry thread even dey hot pass here

exPLIcit7: IF unibend d0n't release their list bef0re the 23 of this m0nth I'l return to my w0rk...admissi0n is n0t the 0nly thing 0n my time table...n0 be 0nly them ASUU strike dey affect...sick and tired of what I call n0nsense and what y0u call delay...n0t joking but seri0us...dazall

Asakel: #Guru's Lodge
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I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What
am I?

Asakel: #Guru's Lodge
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I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What
am I?

Asakel:
Uniben direct thread dey?
Me nit 2 visit them o.

OSUU9: ......see as u d shout lyk say na uniben send u skul..u d go skul 4 dem?...........no vex shaa.im 1 wrk*buy la casera!!!

ditrix: na wa o,ur mind is evil

OSUU9: ..kuntus guy..chanj o Asakel

Asakel:
Guru's Lodge
Do nat tink to da left.
I tell u....dats nat da only tin dat goes in dry and comes out.
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Guru's Lodge
Diz iz a food riddle
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Guru's Lodge can answer diz.

Swagalord18: #Guru's lodge
I am longer in some men, a pope has no use for me, when a man marries, he gives me 2 his wife that day
wat am i?

Faith93: Make una gather o.....una wen dey hide for guest dey use style style dey view.....sumone jst called me...she was admitted too like evryone of us here...nd she was like she went to uniben...nd sum staffs dere were telling her dat dis admission liist wen we see for jamb is not the real one...dat uniben list na the koko..as in..uniben list is the main list...nd it is genuine...me I knw believe sha...bt I dey suspect sey na some student wen Dem no give Dem dere course dey tok dis one.cos even Ife.released their list on jamb site.

Swagalord18:
chewing gum or sweet?

Faith93: Make una gather o.....una wen dey hide for guest dey use style style dey view.....sumone jst called me...she was admitted too like evryone of us here...nd she was like she went to uniben...nd sum staffs dere were telling her dat dis admission liist wen we see for jamb is not the real one...dat uniben list na the koko..as in..uniben list is the main list...nd it is genuine...me I knw believe sha...bt I dey suspect sey na some student wen Dem no give Dem dere course dey tok dis one.cos even Ife.released their list on jamb site.

Asakel:
Its a Tea Bag.
Teeeeaaaa Bag ooooooo.

ditrix: God is watching u

exPLIcit7: IF unibend d0n't release their list bef0re the 23 of this m0nth I'l return to my w0rk...admissi0n is n0t the 0nly thing 0n my time table...n0 be 0nly them ASUU strike dey affect...sick and tired of what I call n0nsense and what y0u call delay...n0t joking but seri0us...dazall

Swagalord18:
ur dirty mind ...
Itz not wat ur thinking ...
...asakel ..answer mine

Asakel: Testing...testing

Swagalord18: #Guru's lodge
I am longer in some men, a pope has no use for me, when a man marries, he gives me 2 his wife that day
wat am i?

Asakel:
Ah no know o
I dun think tire.

MrRomantic1:

*coughs*
ur personal assistant(PA)

Swagalord18:
SURNAME!
Dats d ansa

Swagalord18:
lmao

tinahrex:
calm down bro....