Sir-Tunechi:

dnt mind me jare.... Hw r u

exPLIcit7: @Adex it was a mistake I meant I presented I billi0n d0llars to him...
.
.
Guy ken me and Affrey dey d0 our c0urt marriage today...driver Asakel get ready...
Adex go 0pen gate.

Adex097:
lol..food is ready? @10:07am ? ...hmmm..thanks anyway amor mio.
@ikj...abeg , bring ma cuban coffee.

Asakel: Thiz iz #Guru's Lodge
.
.
Arrange diz animals from the fastest to da slowest.
On top speed km/h
.
.
SAIL FISH
CHEETAH
KANGAROO
OSTRICH
PEREGRINE FALCON

Affrey:
am fyn merci beacoup

Asakel:
U jez love ma name

Affrey:
fine ke,i pray o.

Sir-Tunechi:

*whispers to him* bring am cum court i dy wait 4 u... no let anybody knw xay na me dy marry am

Mbahchiboy: pray harder dear..
if u no fine 9 about 4 HEFTHY GOOD LOOKING MEN(ASAKEL,EXPL,ADEXEVEN KEN) dy die to one parrol wit.....
9 make i like TUNECHI,him dy parrol wit jonathan wife.
*all iz well*

Asakel:
#Guru's Lodge doz nat answer diz
#Guru's Lodge iz scared.
.
.
Answers comin shortly by da way.

exPLIcit7: For y0ur mind...

Beezally: Gud morning guys just thought ℓ̊ should ask this questions
ℓ̊ will be more than grateful if you all should answer
Can u imagine ur first lecture in uniben
1.Will u be dressed in ur best so people can envy aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish they were u
2.Will u carry enof books to class
3.Will u go early to class or go late as a comfirm bad guy
3.Would u listen to ur lecturer during lectures
4.Would u toast a girl/boy or better still flirt in class
5.Would you sit in front to show u are the best student in ur department
6.Would u ping/chat in class
7.Would u make noise in class
8.would u ever want to be class rep
9.Would u borrow notes on the first day of lectures
10.Would u wear glasses so ur lecturer will knw u a good
student


Sha dat Day we shall know

Sir-Tunechi:

i like u 2 nd na d best tin bdat bt me dy use earpiece wen i dy wit am i nor wan dy hear her grammer

_anatomy_01: Oga o. So na cuzza Isaac Newton and Einstein una add 5 more pages to this thread



.SMH oo. People wey don Rotten . E be Like say una Just wan show off so as to come off as Intelligent.SMH. •_•.




Instead of u to start working on how People would remember ur name when u're gone,u're busy arguing about another person's achievements.


Small minds



Nonsense

Sir-Tunechi:

4 ur mind u don talk. U want people 2 rememba u wen u dnt want 2 remba dose b4 u.. Smh. Na ur uselez mind small pass

Beezally: Gud morning guys just thought ℓ̊ should ask this questions
ℓ̊ will be more than grateful if you all should answer
Can u imagine ur first lecture in uniben
1.Will u be dressed in ur best so people can envy aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ wish they were u
2.Will u carry enof books to class
3.Will u go early to class or go late as a comfirm bad guy
3.Would u listen to ur lecturer during lectures
4.Would u toast a girl/boy or better still flirt in class
5.Would you sit in front to show u are the best student in ur department
6.Would u ping/chat in class
7.Would u make noise in class
8.would u ever want to be class rep
9.Would u borrow notes on the first day of lectures
10.Would u wear glasses so ur lecturer will knw u a good
student


Sha dat Day we shall know

Riley_Freeman:

Do me I do you? And what wrong did I do to you? Or teaching you something you apparently needed help on has now become a problem

Bros! If the 'boringgg' is the apple of discord here, then I must have you know that 'boringgg' was my intended post portraying how 'dry' the thread was. It wasn't until I saw how much siting your posts on the right-hand side was taking a toll on you, I decided to help out.

But I guess, my bad.. Afterall 'dem no send me'

n like seriously bro, even if you've been holding some form of grudge against me, couldn't you atleast wait for a coherent reason before you lambaste me This is so not worth it! But well..well.. I'm glad this happened, atleast now I know.

So Thanks buddy, seriously..Thanks!

I_am_Sylva: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD






Good morning y'all

Detivo: gud morning guys...ma advice 2 evry admitd felow is 2 start workin or involve in sumtin productive...ooh boi 4 m i dy go bak 2 ma formal work n no stpin...ASUU n FG ur rewards is waitin 4 u guys in hell, 4 make Nigeria students stay at home becos of una sefish desire... God help us

I-am-Winner:
Mr Riley!!!... Hafana..
I neva knew that you were trying to teach me how to do IT(u knw what am refering to)..
And besides it was a joke..
Why on earth should I lambast you??..
Mr Riley i really dont blame you sha.. I(you and everyone on NL) can not entirely know the motive behind anione's comment because this is not a face to face chat!!
My real intention for all this was for you to laugh and not to lambast you as you said!!. I hold no grudge against you..

karenkinky:
Lol. Wondering what? Many people added me. Even mr Odizeey aka ditrix,mr trouble

I jst ran away quickly

Riley_Freeman:

okay.. Noted

Beezally: Plz answer me before my bat3 dies
Keystone hostel is it inside uniben
Is it per room or bed space
Ђơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ω much is it

Adex097:
WOW ...he bought 1billion dollars too

Riley_Freeman:

okay.. Noted

Affrey:
fine ke,i pray o.

Dericinh: ********NNAAA....I WLD JUST TRY KISSING UR LIPS 4 ABOUT 15MINS ONLY.....