Ken excel:
make all of una just dy deceive unaselves oo..na so una make mouth make mouth b4 person come finally waka come open na....
Infact odizeey and tsleay una two mouyh dy smell reach here o.

odizeey: go n ask iya shukura

mhizz_bernie: elo faith n my name z bernie n nt dat

tsleazy: #asakel's sledgehammer in my hand....."who u dey talk to like that ??"

mhizz_bernie: elo faith n my name z bernie n nt dat

Faith93: was gewd!

Romanticboy1:

hi bernie! Ask sum lit questns or frm oda subjects

Ken excel:
na d person wen resemble u

Ken excel:
no na u quick pass na,and infat na u fit reply me instanter..

tsleazy: ok na my brother ken #drops sledgy

odizeey: ok,i like dat ur voice o,
Abi na form u been form?

Ken excel: #special announcement evrybody#.
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.abeg who get pin mouth charger?

Faith93: I can't believe u sed dat

odizeey: Boys insult each other, but they really don't mean it.
Girls compliment each other but they don't mean it either.

»I love Romantic-boy, mickey7,syvalord,suave and sir-tunachi «

Ken excel:
come dis pikin book no dt tire u?
Ok answer dis one na since u wan show power..
Mr smith took his hat and took his leave which figure of speech be dat?

Pörn

Riley_Freeman:


1. Oliseh.com ( by the virtue of being one of the 'originals')
2. Adex (same reason)
3. Affrey ( by the virtue of being 'Miss Adex')

Unless of course, Karenkiny returns to fight for her place.

ojingbe: I be wan choose uniilorin b4 o.c naw dem dey give i-pad to new student wey wan enter them get smart board dem get multipurpose card and so on.on top everytin dem no dey go strike.what a perfect skul*biting finger*

Faith93: ouch!.ok..mhizz BerniE

Adex097:
[b]
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks
I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she
must
be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I
dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later now!
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

[/b]

»I love Romantic-boy, mickey7,syvalord,suave and sir-tunachi «

Romanticboy1:


Pun!

Adex097:
[b]
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks
I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she
must
be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I
dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later now!
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

[/b]

»I love Romantic-boy, mickey7,syvalord,suave and sir-tunachi «

TRUE... VERY TRUE

Ken excel:
first class failure of its highest order..anyay its wrng shal..
Dnt worry just be guessin..dere is no probs,bt i assure u dat u will neva get it...
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Bt u can prove me wrng o.its alllowed

Romanticboy1: sup affrey??


Cum nd ask questns ooo

Adex097:
[b]
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks
I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she
must
be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I
dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later now!
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

[/b]

»I love Romantic-boy, mickey7,syvalord,suave and sir-tunachi «

Ken excel:
haba..guy na so u be?
Why u dy pump chest na?
D one wen i ask u,u neva get am u dy ask for anoda one

Ken excel:
No worry na by d tym u don dy clock 49 by den u na u go dy beg say even if dem one turn u to wrestlin ring say u no care so as far say u marry...
U neva knw say men dy scarce like lite nw?