odizeey: u n mickey ehn,una problem no b o,chai if na onli una typ dey buy comedy concerts ticket,dem basket for don hang demselves

Oghos1:

Lol. Den d quality of jokes for bam die.

I_am_Sylva: I c tb joshua's prophecy coming to pass






good am y'all

Oghos1: For exams. . if u don't know the answers. .just put lines like dis ||||||||||||||||||| & write below "scratch here for ANSWERS".

Imagine somebody tellin u dis joke n expectin u 2 laff

I_am_Sylva: May God punish any1 that argues abt ASUU and FG again

#frustrated

odizeey: oya go crack na mk u c hw e b

I_am_Sylva:
is dat even a joke?

Oghos1: I go leave dat for people wey get d talent.

I_am_Sylva: I c tb joshua's prophecy coming to pass






good am y'all

Ken excel:
He did nt prophecy anyfin ooo...dey were all lyin..besides ASUU and fg will hold a meetin today..pray it work @ well

odizeey: wat is ur talent so we go support u

I_am_Sylva: May God punish any1 that argues abt ASUU and FG again

#frustrated

Mexyz: @planetuzor..hahahaha, guy u funny o. Are u sayn u ve nt heard dat a nigerian bank site was hacked nd money transferred? U need to update urself bro. Infact one was on nl fp late last mnth. Guy don't say ds in public o, jst say u re nt aware of any.

odizeey: u n mickey ehn,una problem no b o,chai if na onli una typ dey buy comedy concerts ticket,dem basket for don hang demselves

I_am_Sylva: May God punish any1 that argues abt ASUU and FG again

#frustrated

Oghos1: I taya bro. I taya!!!

Ken excel:
He did nt prophecy anyfin ooo...dey were all lyin..besides ASUU and fg will hold a meetin today..pray it work @ well

Mexyz: @ken excel, hw can u even compare naija wit china. Ok, they re mre populatd nd productive dan us, ve u askd urself y we re nt productive nd innovative? See, we nigerians re d one killn ds nation,nt jst d govt.

Oghos1: For exams. . if u don't know the answers. .just put lines like dis ||||||||||||||||||| & write below "scratch here for ANSWERS".

Imagine somebody tellin u dis joke n expectin u 2 laff

I_am_Sylva:
no lie suave.. U dropped the joke indirectly.. because u knw it z stale

I_am_Sylva:
no lie suave.. U dropped the joke indirectly.. because u knw it z stale

Mickey7: wait what is d relevance of hdis post? Ok I get it dis is d part where we say "but d joke is funny nw" ryt :-/ *sighs*

Oghos1: failed attempt

Mickey7: #missing romanceboi

Mickey7: Ep1 bdpa benin: that night me and my roomies
were just chiling, a friend of ours was leaving so we
escorted him, on the way down the stairs the dude
infront just turned and raced back. ( Dem no dey
tell blind man say market empty)
we all followed suit ( na benin be this oh ), on
getting back to the room we ran in and silly us no
one even locked the door.
This very tall dude walks in holding a pistol neat
looking gun he stops when he sees the crowd of
boys (like 8 dude, fellow compound mates as we all
gathered gisting earlier on), he simply said ' I look
una like guy men make nobody come out' and walks
away, we rush to the window to look and see a
police van from bdpa police station rolling down.
Opp my compound there's this huge house woith a
convoluted fence a guy steps out from the shadows
holding this rambo like gun and opens fire @ the
cops ( these guns really bring out flames/sparks
when fired).
Off course police ja!
The then entered their car a 504 and drove off
slowly with some walking by the carm twas like a
movie.
Those guys took some cash from others ( that time
gsm and laptop neva commot). Thank God no one
was harmed.
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put my Joystick in your mouth so i guess its Bleep
what you say!!!

Ep2 was quite funny, me and roomy dead broke all
we had was 30 bucks bread and 2 pure water.
We were cooking beans to eat with the bread no
onions sef then they came ( note: same place as
ep1).
We heard the sounds of doors being kicked in
panick gripped us, the entire apt having a beany
smell and my roomy calmy gets up, unlocks the
door and opens it wide.
Are u mad I scremed in diisbelief as the first omila
shows up. He is hesitant and we are hugging the
floor, my roomy says to him
" Bros notin dey here na only beans dey fire, we no
even get money to give carpenter repair door thaty
why we jeje open am" bros abeg na beg we dey.
The guy just walks off.
When we were sure they had left as we jeje open
door na so we jeje close door chop beans and bread
go sleep.
We were the only ones to lock our door that night.
Repping B side greatest UNiBEN.