Hbd badbull ......as a gift, ...i'l laff at ur jokes 2day .... "Offer valid while b-day lasts"

badbull92: Some little joke...
"ASUU" Newly Found Terminologies.
1) ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Federal Government minus the students.
5) ASUUDITE: Effects of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUISM: The act of behaving like ASUU.
7) ASUUIEST: A person who doesn’t believe in ASUU.
ASUUING: Demanding and negotiating in ASUU's manner. #teamhossana#
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who demonstrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's activities.

buhahahahahaa

badbull92: Hbd 2 me maslf nd I...wish maslf d very best in lyf...funny dis z not hw I planned 2 celebrate ma day but still I giv baba God all d praise.

hbd...wullnp

hapi birthday badbull.....

Back again...

I wonder why other people can post links and i can't

Seriously how can i post a link without gettin an error message that stops me from replyin or quotin

"you are the one who need to........"
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"he is more better......"
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"how can i be more fairer......"
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These were said/typed by romanticboy, ....i tried 2 correct him, ...but he says they are correct ....he even claims that he askd his teacher ...and his teacher said "more better" is correct...
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Please, ...what do u think? .....answer only if ur sure to avoid embarassment

Non-academic employees in the universities are warming up for industrial action as a fall out of the resolution of the ASUU strike.

They took the decision during the delegates conference in Owerri under the banner of the Non Academic Staff Union ((NASU). The communique was signed by Deputy President/Chairman of the Universities Trade Group, Comrade Sunday Adeyemi and the Deputy General Secretary, Comrade F.J Ajayi.


http://www.ngscholars.com/2013/11/nasu-plans-solidarity-strike-support-ASUU/

Swagalord18: "you are the one who need to"
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"he is more better"
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"how can i be more fairer"
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These were said/typed by romanticboy, ....i tried 2 correct him, ...but he says they are correct ....he even claims that he askd his teacher ...and his teacher said "more better" is correct...
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Please, ...is any of those sentences correct .....answer only if ur sure to avoid embarassment

and your correctns
1-you are d one who needed to
2-he is much better
3-how can i be much fairer?
Chai! Ya teacher needs to hang o! Terrible failure!
PS-i only told yu dt to test ya mental capability! Buh yu failed woefully! LOL

MrRomantic1:

and your correctns
1-you are d one who needed to
2-he is much better
3-how can i be much fairer?
Chai! Ya teacher needs to hang o! Terrible failure!
PS-i only told yu dt to test ya mental capability! Buh yu failed woefully! LOL

smh ...kid
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.we both know i ddnt giv doze rubbish corrections .....
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Mtchew.....u'v just put me off ....post what u like ....i'm done here

The Academic Staff Union of Universities on Sunday advised parents not to endanger the lives of their children and wards by sending them to their university campuses.
ASUU which also told its members not to sign attendance registers in their institutions, lashed out at the Federal Government for lack of consistency in its statements on the ongoing strike.
The Supervising Minister of Education, Mr. Nyesom Wike, had at a news conference in Abuja on Thursday, warned that any ASUU member that failed to resume on or before Wednesday would be sacked.
Wike also directed vice-chancellors to advertise vacancies (internal and external) in their institutions.
He told the vice-chancellors to open attendance registers for lecturers that resumed in their universities.
The Federal Government then directed the Inspector-General of Police, Alhaji Mohammed Abubakar, to deploy policemen in all the federal universities.
On Friday, President Goodluck Jonathan, who described the strike by the university teachers as a “subversive action,” added that ASUU had ceased to be a trade union.
But the Chairman, University of Ibadan chapter of ASUU, Dr. Segun Ajiboye, said parents should keep their children and wards at home as no academic activity would resume until the five-month-old strike was called off.
Ajiboye added, “Don’t risk the lives of your children and wards. Keep them at home because ASUU will not teach. Soldiers and the police deployed by the Federal Government will not teach. Wike can come and teach in the universities. It is a huge joke to sack lecturers. Our strike must not be in vain. Our students must see the results.
“It is funny. We thought we are in a democracy. I assure Nigerians that we know what the law says about the strike. Our job is statue backed. We are not threatened. “We do not trust the government. The record of the government is clear. This government is dishonouring agreements. Our members are resolved to pursue this to a logical conclusion.”
Ajiboye also said that the Federal Government’s stance was from a script that was played out by the military administration of Ibrahim Babangida in the 1990s.
He stated, “Dear members, stay calm and remain resolute. There is nothing wrong in asking government to do what it says it will do immediately. ASUU is not making any new demands as the supervising minister is propagating. Government is only repeating a ‘one act play’ scripted by the IBB dictatorship in early 90s. It didn’t work then, and, it won’t work now. All branches are intact. We cannot be intimidated.
“If ASUU could withstand Babangida, this government cannot threaten us. We have worked this road before, the only thing that will work is peaceful resolution. It is sad that government wants to sack us because we are asking for the resolutions. We are ready to be sacked but government should learn from the University of Ilorin experience. We are going to stay the course.”
ASUU President, Dr. Nassir Fagge, urged university teachers on Sunday not to sign any attendance register.
Fagge, in a message to the UI chapter , urged the lecturers to be resolute in their demands despite the threat of insecurity to their jobs.
He said, “Comrades, can you see the unfolding drama? Now Jonathan says they didn’t give ultimatum. That the vice -chancellors did and Wike became their trumpet. But NUC’s (National Universities Commission) ultimatum is by the Federal Government to us to resume or get sacked.
“Wike’s press address says ‘FG has directed’ not ‘VCs have directed.’ Be calm, stay resolute. By God’s grace, we are on course.”
The Chairman, University of Lagos chapter of the union, Dr. Karol Ogbinaka, said Jonathan’s description of the strike as a “subversive action,” was unfortunate.
“How can our action be subversive when we do not have arms and ammunition? We take exception to that. We are academics not coup plotters. I have a feeling he was misquoted. I wish to deny this on his behalf because it is an extreme statement,” Ogbinaka said.
He also faulted the buck passing on the directive to reopen universities, saying it pointed to the fact that the government was “somersaulting.”
According to him, the Federal Government is now shifting the blame among the pro-chancellors, Committee of Vice-Chancellors and Wike.
But the Presidency on Sunday insisted that those behind the strike were enemies of the state.
It said this could be the reason why the ASUU leadership refused to call off the strike even when 42 out of its 61 chapters voted against its continuation.
The Senior Special Assistant to President Goodluck Jonathan on Public Affairs, Dr. Doyin Okupe, stated these at a news conference in Abuja on Sunday.
He wondered why the leadership of the union also refused to call off the strike even after its 13-hour meeting with the President.

Swagalord18: "you are the one who need to........"
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"he is more better......"
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"how can i be more fairer......"
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These were said/typed by romanticboy, ....i tried 2 correct him, ...but he says they are correct ....he even claims that he askd his teacher ...and his teacher said "more better" is correct...
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Please, ...what do u think? .....answer only if ur sure to avoid embarassment

he is quite better or he is far better

MrRomantic1:

kid ni?
If only i cn copy and paste our conversatn here!
Lol! Yu r very funny!
Yu wana write yur own and deny me d freedom to write mine? Yu knw dahz nat possible na!

lolzzz ....i fucking hate dis guy ...
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Chai ....its all good sha ...
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Ur smart ...i giv u that

Romanus .

U know english sha .
Dahzall I can say

Joshuailuobe: he is quite better or he is far better

thank you ...my learned frnd

Oghos1: Romanus .

U know english sha .
Dahzall I can say

lmao .....well said

MrRomantic1: lolz! Judgin frm one person point of view makes one picture yu as''a monkey on jacket trying to blend in wid humans''

and he thinks he has said something meaningful.Gosh!You are nauseatingly stupid.please learn to LEARN

vincvin: and he thinks he has said something meaningful.Gosh!You are nauseatingly stupid.please learn to LEARN

K

Mehn am I so glad.
I'm vincent
And I was offered admission into the fed. university of benin,Edo state in September.

Mehn am I so glad.
I'm vincent
And I was offered admission into the fed. university of benin,Edo state in September.

Double post

vincvin: and he thinks he has said something meaningful.Gosh!You are nauseatingly stupid.please learn to LEARN

[size=100pt]LMFAO[/size] .

Even I couldn't have summarised him better

Hahahahaha ......lmfao ...... Rotf

Lol..funny guys.

vincvin: Mehn am I so glad.
I'm vincent
And I was offered admission into the fed. university of benin,Edo state in September.

congrat..what course?