ikhuoria2: It's out

I 4got to put question mark....... It's out?

Adex097:

@asakel, answer this qwestion na.

I bin wan answr d question buh network bin fail me.
:-(. I no knw wetin network dy feel lyk......lyk sif i no get wife.
.
.
4rm cele enter lawanson bus. 4rm lawanson board yaba.
4rm yaba....ah no knw which bus u go enter o. Jes ask p'ple around dia.
I knw tis near jibowu and off macauley way.
*smiles*

ikhuoria2: It's out

wats out

ikhuoria2: I 4got to put question mark....... It's out?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Adex097:

@asakel, answer this qwestion na.

Adexie answer am too na
Abi no be Lag u dy leave.

Seeing strange monikers

ikhuoria2: I 4got to put question mark....... It's out?

hahahaha... Guy, stop toying with people's mind o.

Erystro:
the chances of ur name appearing in d 3rd batch is very slim if u dn't hv connections bt wit God all things are possible. And abt d indigene levels, i think it is easier 4 northerners(boko boys) 2 gain adm into the sch because uniben is a federal sch nt state, nd there r trying 2 make d bokoboys undastnd d importance of education by adm them even wit a low score(nt les dan 50 sha)

okay.tanx

Adex097:
Praise tha LORD!!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

ikhuoria2: It's out

c as pesin dy play rough play!!!. :-(

Asakel:
Hmmmph!
M'lady....u really do hv a lot ov ques.
Buh dnt hv any ans
:-(

kk

Benusi...what is the level of things with the list please...do not be OFFENDED.

I made this post July 29..so yep, I've been firm on that date sep 2nd & No, I dont know anybody in Uniben..twas all based on logistics.

Trafford: Hmmm, just have to make this post about the admission list now as I'm considering taking a break from this page. Well,One thing I realised last year was that Uniben follows same pattern..atleast for the past recent years.

Like you all are anxiously awaiting the list now, it's been done before. N during my time last year, this same worries y'all havin now prompted me to do a lil research, just to atleast have a lil conjecture on the whole issue.

After the first batch was released, I discovered (you may say) Uniben's strategy of releasing admission lists. I kinda compared that year 2012 to the one of 2011. Sorry, I cant go into all that now...can't even remember the dates.. Lemme just be straight here.

One thing I discovered was that Uniben always take an interval of about 1 month before releasing any list.

Firstly; last year,2012.. Jamb was conducted March 24th..if I remember correctly, after the Month of April&May.. Postume was conducted in June.. June 15&16 to be precise.

10days later, (June 26) the Postume results were released.

After the month of July.. The merit list came in August (August2/3)..it came on the 2nd, but most peeps didnt really know till on the 3rd.

Again, after the month of September, the 2nd batch came in October...October 1st(Independence day) to be precise.

And Again, after the month of November, the 'hidden 3rd batch' came in December... December 2nd&5th to be precise.. Dont wanna go into that particular list 4now,So much controversy surrounding it.. Till when time comes.

This year, Uniben seem to be following same pattern.

Jamb was conducted April 27th. After the month of May&June, postume was conducted in July...July 13..as you all know.
(tho' one thing you should consider is that postume is conducted before the 2nd semester exams)

10days later, July 23rd.. Postume results were released.

Do I need to say the merit list would be released September 2nd... And the 2nd batch released in the first week of November?

You know.. I used the one of 2011 to ascertain the one of 2012 & the one of 2012 now in ascertaining the one of 2013..and so far, it's been..(you may say) a 100% correct
Tho' the one of 2011 was really rough..thats y I'm not going into that.

So you see.. I knew all dez..dat's while I never worried abt wen Uniben postume wud be conducted, always knew it was gonna be Mid-July & july 13th it was.

N I knew for sure, the results wud be released July 23rd, thats why I never bothered.. I always laughed whenever I came here to read your predictions.. I found them hilarious! Just one guy(cant rememba his username) said it'll be on Tuesday(July 23rd)

I didn't have a nairaland account then. Would've informed you guys to save you the stress.. So when I say the List would be out 1st week of September (sep 2nd) U'd believe me...& now I'm saying that to save you the stress.

I'd even give you the exact time you may check you kofa page if you want me to.. But Nah, I'll be going too far. So till september 2nd, but if it does come earlier, then it's cuz of the strike.. Guess they got 'less busy' .. But sep 2nd it shall be.

N Yea, feel free to bookmark this page, as a matter of fact.. Do it! So you may mock me if it doesn't come out first Week of september.


Whoops whoops! Another epistle, but as I said earlier on, this might probably be the last..as I'm considering quiting this thread for a while.. Have lots to attend to.

So if you have any question.. You may ask now.

Any question?

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off*

Dem-all-crazy:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off*

Na tension,fear,anxiety dey make u write diz things no b ur fault.

Tunechi said 1 or 2pm abi

Hy guys stop viewing d thread.. take a break!.d admission list w' b released wen it's time..get busy!read a book,colour,play video games,play monkey post or anything.

Dem-all-crazy:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off*

ehen. so sense of humour can fit just disappear like dis ?

Dem-all-crazy:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off*

hahahahahahahahahaha lwkmd o. . Michael sok! U af cum again

o boy see as thread full make una go find beta tin do jawe no list go comot 2dai

pls guys,i nid ur help.logging to ma kofa acct yesterday evening,i saw "paid" jst b4 ma data.a friend of mine logged in that same evening to his kofa acct and saw "submitted" jst b4 his data.what does "paid" and "submitted" mean?

Eh... I go soon surprise people with my 59 ooo.

Moment of Clarity is here......

Clips and forceps inserted, a doctor is being born; same time a lawyer is murdered, the beginning and the end.............

Sincerely I luv ds thread...nice n lively pple re here...una see person predict ur own...na ghost mode evrybody dey 4 my thread(unilorin)...our own matter don pass anxiety stage, na arm folds stage we dey nobody dey even predict...ok back 2 d matter...God ll settle us al IJN.

Dem-all-crazy:
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh! LIST AF COME OUT OOO!




















List of tinz I want 2 buy 4 my matwic party!

*sights Asakel approachin mua wif sledgy, takes off*

guy, stop this! There are certain times when a joke becomes stale. You may get yourself banned!

exPLIcit7: Benusi...what is the level of things with the list please...do not be OFFENDED.

Explicit7, explicitly speaking, we are almost there.

benusi: Eh... I go soon surprise people with my 59 ooo.

Moment of Clarity is here......

Clips and forceps inserted, a doctor is being born; same time a lawyer is murdered, the beginning and the end.............

guy i dai faih u ooo u sure say ur surname no be osayuki

Clips and forceps inserted, a doctor is being born; same time a lawyer is murdered pls explain

Asakel:
Adexie answer am too na
Abi no be Lag u dy leave.

Lol...na that same route wey you explain me know...was thinking you might know an alternative route to yaba from cele....

Thanks.

benusi:

Explicit7, explicitly speaking, we are almost there.

We are almost there{"in my mind"..."dz guy seem so confident unlike tunechi"} do u have any specific time...

Nonisco: pls guys,i nid ur help.logging to ma kofa acct yesterday evening,i saw "paid" jst b4 ma data.a friend of mine logged in that same evening to his kofa acct and saw "submitted" jst b4 his data.what does "paid" and "submitted" mean?

Why you won give yourself unnecessary high bp....calm down and enjoy yourself jawe...

*back to ma jumong*

sylvalord:
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

;DJst trying to reduce anxiety.. O... Any arsenal fan? We wan buy ozil ooo