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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mickeyIso(m): 2:53pm On Sep 15, 2013
Romanticboy1:

Engrish!
almost never dream
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Holyrule(m): 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2013
Metaphycist: Som say they c monkeys, accentric persons,shadows etc.they look so real,bt all dese happen while d eyes r still closed.Once d eyes r opened,evrytin becums normal.
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If witches wnt 2 attack,they sud strike 2 kill.N it happens 2 too much pple 2 tink dat dey wud all hv angered d witches.
Even d spiritual ones atimes experience it.
U might try 2 call d name JESUS bt it'l feel ur mouth z closed n it'l sound faintly.
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If it ws smtin wizardry,dat name sud drive it...Bt no....Its jst a gap dat fills wit time.
guy i disagree. So many times dis has happened to me, i find it difficult to even mutter d name JESUS, but immediately dat name proceeds out of my mouth, the so called Old hag witch force leaves me. This has happened repeatedly. I no dey believe science abeg. Na naija we dey biko we no dey Abroad.

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 2:54pm On Sep 15, 2013
tchai! metaphycist's dp is xo on point! cool


















#No_HoMo

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Holyrule(m): 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2013
ditrix: lets watch and c,let me nt catch u in benin o,cos u mking mouth here nw,u no go respect ur elders,mk i catch u,u go wish say u no gt admission. I pray mk ur story no b like dat guy wen den bust him head for uniben sport complex
hmmm... I don dey suspect say u be cultist... *eyes rolling*
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Holyrule(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2013
ditrix: I just went bk to slimterys post,out of 14 post,almost half is aimed at me,nawa o,una no go put una full details so una fit yab ppl anyhw,cos una dey fear,i pray mk i c u for benin,mk i forgt joor,na small tyn dey cos murder case,bt if i kill am,nobody fit catch me
hmmmm...
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Romanticboy1(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2013
mickeyIso: almost never dream



dis wan u bwing ur calabar acc zo
dem ban mickey7
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by odizeey(m): 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2013
Holyrule: hmmm... I don dey suspect say u be cultist... *eyes rolling*
na u b cultist
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:03pm On Sep 15, 2013
Holyrule: guy i disagree. So many times dis has happened to me, i find it difficult to even mutter d name JESUS, but immediately dat name proceeds out of my mouth, the so called Old hag witch force leaves me. I repeated, i no dey believe science abeg. Na naija we dey biko we no dey Abroad.
lol ...u wer able 2 mutter Jesus cos d effect waz already faidng
it iz not "pressing pressing" witch because it haz hapnd 2 me in a bus, ..while traveling, ..in d classroom ...etc...
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mickeyIso(m): 3:11pm On Sep 15, 2013
Swagalord18:
lol ...u wer able 2 mutter Jesus cos d effect waz already faidng
it iz not "pressing pressing" witch because it haz hapnd 2 me in a bus, ..while traveling, ..in d classroom ...etc...
lol most people take dis 'old hag' tin seriously...some go as far as testifying in church grin
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by MrRomantic1(m): 3:12pm On Sep 15, 2013
pm pals









#reincarnated!cheesy
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by iamslimterry(m): 3:16pm On Sep 15, 2013
mickeyIso: lol most people take dis 'old hag' tin seriously...some go as far as testifying in church grin
There was a time my Dad almost went on dry fasting before he knew abt it...it was amazing,his reaction after getting to knw abt it.
Truely,knowledge is wonderful
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Holyrule(m): 3:16pm On Sep 15, 2013
Ayam_Kay: you see why i said it was a simple Riddle!!!!












Oya answer this one

















Let's say you are working as a tourist guide for a reputed organization. One day, you get to serve 35 tourists. The entire group comprises 5 businessmen, 2 monks, 4 photographers, 5 high school students, 7 doctors, 4 nuns, 3 small kids, 3 scholars, and 2 married couples. Out of these, 2 nuns leave halfway, 3 photographers decide to stay behind, and the students begin to disappear one by one. The monks say that they would like to rest for a while. What is the name of the guide?
my name since am the guide
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mickeyIso(m): 3:16pm On Sep 15, 2013
hello miss doc..yay!freeman

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 15, 2013
Romanticboy1:

Engrish!
did u jst tag dat phrase as wrong? shocked it is correct bro cool
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Holyrule(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2013
odizeey: na u b cultist
who's talkin to dis one?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mickeyIso(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2013
[quote
author=iam_slimterry]
There was a time my Dad almost went on dry fasting before he knew abt
it...it was amazing,his reaction after getting to knw abt it.
Truely,knowledge is wonderful[/quote] lol...........who said nigeria is better than other countries becos nigerians are highly religious? grin
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:24pm On Sep 15, 2013
Ayam_Kay: you see why i said it was a simple Riddle!!!!












Oya answer this one

















Let's say you are working as a tourist guide for a reputed organization. One day, you get to serve 35 tourists. The entire group comprises 5 businessmen, 2 monks, 4 photographers, 5 high school students, 7 doctors, 4 nuns, 3 small kids, 3 scholars, and 2 married couples. Out of these, 2 nuns leave halfway, 3 photographers decide to stay behind, and the students begin to disappear one by one. The monks say that they would like to rest for a while. What is the name of the guide?
hmm.. This is confusing
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
Holyrule: guy i disagree. So many times dis has happened to me, i find it difficult to even mutter d name JESUS, but immediately dat name proceeds out of my mouth, the so called Old hag witch force leaves me. This has happened repeatedly. I no dey believe science abeg. Na naija we dey biko we no dey Abroad.
sire.. R u a science student?
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
mickeyIso: hello miss doc..yay!freeman
HELLO
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 15, 2013
mickeyIso: lol most people take dis 'old hag' tin seriously...some go as far as testifying in church grin
lol ...yes oo ..
U can imagine wat village dwellerz will think nd do
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by tsleazy(m): 3:39pm On Sep 15, 2013
Holyrule: my name since am the guide
dayum!!! Ur right!..i never thought of that...
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by mickeyIso(m): 3:40pm On Sep 15, 2013
Doc_Miss: HELLO
smiley
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by SirTunechi(f): 3:50pm On Sep 15, 2013
Xori 4 bringin up diz 1kg issue but sum pple must have sense......in physicz mass iz directly proportional 2 weight xo equal masses has equal weight....secondly uptrust in air although itz a fluid iz too low to b recognisd in physics irrespective of the volume of solid..datz y wen doin calculationz on upthrust in physics dy wuld give u weight in air nd weight in fluid bcuz weight in air is taking as d standard weight nd nt considered as fluid(although we all knw itz a fluid)...xo weda air or vacuum 1kg of sand nd 1kg of iron re equaly heavy.... *datzall*

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by masterpein(m): 3:57pm On Sep 15, 2013
INFORMATION NIGERIA
Attempt all questions.
If APGA + CPC + ANPP + ACN = APC and EFCC + ICPC + NPF + GEJ + JEGA = PDP,
Find:
(a) Using Pythagoras theorem prove that: PDP < APC.
(ii) Using Almighty Formula where JEGA is constant what is the value of PDP?
(b)If Tinubu and Buhari remains constant and Okorocha varies, what is the coefficient value of Okorocha in APC?
(c) If PDP is constant, what is the cube root of rigging coefficient? Where pi= 16 > 19
(d) Use the Do or Die theory & explain all the answers above before 2015.
NO CHEATING. Your time starts now....
GOODLUCK!...... Oh boy
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Latnok95(m): 3:58pm On Sep 15, 2013
Swagalord18:
lol ...yes oo ..
U can imagine wat village dwellerz will think nd do

Aha nah.. Baba y u come dey insult Village Dwellers like me nah? *internet reach everywia nah* :undecided
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:58pm On Sep 15, 2013
Metaphycist: Lol...1st I ws scared,bt nw its getin more interesting...n dos who hvnt experiencd it r missing...@Mickey...lol
Howeva,it hs done me jst once dis yr.


Certainly. Ï even have guaranteed tips for coming out Öѵ it.
Workz all d time
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by odizeey(m): 3:59pm On Sep 15, 2013
Up Warri wolves. We dey finish eyimba today

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Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 3:59pm On Sep 15, 2013
odizeey: Education/ Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION...by iam_slimterry(m):5:36pmOnSep 10


Ɣ Ï dae c ma name for una para naa?? undecided
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Latnok95(m): 4:01pm On Sep 15, 2013
odizeey: Up Warri wolves. We dey finish eyimba today

Binsh puleezzeee...
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by odizeey(m): 4:04pm On Sep 15, 2013
Monsieursuave:

Ɣ Ï dae c ma name for una para naa?? undecided
na u cos am na,
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by Nobody: 4:04pm On Sep 15, 2013
.....watchin....#happysunday
Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by odizeey(m): 4:05pm On Sep 15, 2013
Latnok95:

Binsh puleezzeee...
c eyimba fan,we bust una head today

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