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Re: Kuvuki Land by Lolabbey: 6:30pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
hmm so many bosom in kuvuki land, i love dat boobieeeeeeeeeeeee,its a bosom call |
Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
lola baby hw u dey na we don miss u o |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 6:40pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
like i say,una dey welcome to kuvuki even if una be bombers una don dey deactivated right on the flight |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 7:31pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
@Saucekid I be prince of Kuvuki Land and no begin question my authenticity ooo, cuz u no go remember as I be number 129 of your children. , By the power wey my great grand papa the papa of the present King of Kuvuki wey be my papa vest in me, I declare that anybody or animal wey impregnate any kuvukian( Human or Animal) go lose his tanda stick wey we go take do special Suya take appease the gods of the great Land of Kuvuki. Abeg make una carry una cellophanes, Nylon, Doncoms come so that una no go say Kuvuki people don yawa. Note: Sales of Doncoms, Nylon and Cellophanes for tandaism is strictly prohibited in Kuvuki, so kindly come with yours!!! Signed HRH Prince Gilgee Katayanga of Kuvuki Land |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 7:34pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
you try well well *i know come know who ya mama be ooo* you wan cause scandal and e no go work |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 7:40pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid: Now no let me sue you for negligence. I been tell my mama she say make I just pity you. **E go better make you accept am easy easy like so before i go plan coup. |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 7:51pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
you dey welcome to plan any coup wey your mind think |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 7:56pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
this one would be coup de nation ooo. So bera bury that ego before I connive with your foremen and elders ooo. I had secret meeting with some of them and they are eagerly waiting for my signal. [s]A stitch in time saves 12. If my coup no work, I go divide Kuvuki into 5 places and I go leave only 1 part to you keep the rest under my sovereignty[/s] A WORD IS ENUF FOR THIS KING! |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 8:02pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
e be like you don get place for the evil forest that na why you dey get mouth abi? |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:08pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid: I don strong pass you spiritually. I don liaise with all the spirits both good and evil. I pass you and your chief priest together. So make we enter inner chamber reconcile sharp sharp before garri pass water. Long Live Kuvuki! Long live our great king!! Long live my humble self the strong and fearless PRINCE!!! |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 8:13pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
chai. . . . .sapele water don corrupt your hard disk p1 brain |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:19pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
lol. My brain na Intel Trio-core processor ooo-Kuvukilized edition. Indestructible! Sapele water dey clear eye. Try am, its good for you. So do we have a deal? |
Re: Kuvuki Land by saucekid(m): 8:30pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
i dont make deals with rebels but for you, . . . . . . i'll make one exception *i go give you any kuvuki babe you want* |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 8:38pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
saucekid: That is supposed to be an insult, but I go mellow since you be my mama husby. As for the deal, . . . . . . E no work! Negotiate well or you go lose 70% of Kuvuki to me ooo. Young blood they say is hotter than an old Make haste while my body still fit dey resist orders from this Sapele water! |
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 8:05am On Mar 07, 2008 |
saucekid:conspiracy!!!. . . that is ridiculous as a warrior of kuvuki. . .i question your treachous conversation wit gilgee. . .ow come we don't knw gilgee out of all d few numbered princes of kuvukiland |
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 8:46am On Mar 07, 2008 |
na becuzz gigle na outcast |
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 9:20am On Mar 07, 2008 |
oh. . .sumtin like d prodigal son, uhn den accordin to d constitution of kuvuki & by d power bestowed upon me as a legal warrior, he is to b given 1004 lashes of d horse whip in d presence of 12 boobies |
Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 9:26am On Mar 07, 2008 |
the lashes must b on his blablabla in the presence kingsize boobies befitting for a princeĀ |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 9:31am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Folly, Holy Thug and Clemcy, I have concluded arrangements for free bobbies. 6 to each of you. Subsequently, I shall make the 3 of you my Royal Personnel. Consider the offer and come to my side. Talking about bosom, na Imported bosom ooo. Customized booby. |
Re: Kuvuki Land by folly69(m): 9:37am On Mar 07, 2008 |
hmmn |
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 9:40am On Mar 07, 2008 |
folly r u pondering wat am pondering? |
Re: Kuvuki Land by delib: 9:43am On Mar 07, 2008 |
that mean u are both pounding yam |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 9:44am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Ponder fast cuz I aint got all the time in the world. @Delib Seems you like pounded yam. Please remember that na wetin man like dem dey take kill am ooo. So be on the run |
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 10:08am On Mar 07, 2008 |
lol delib: gilgee:gilgee, kuvukiland is different frm 9ja, i dnt take bribes, i av as much boobies as i wnt & in case i need more saucy is @ my service |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 10:16am On Mar 07, 2008 |
@Holy After grooving one of the bobbie, you now want to disappoint me abi? This is a betrayal! I'll definitely succeed in my coup, so the earlier you cooperate with me, the better for you ooo. |
Re: Kuvuki Land by success123(m): 10:26am On Mar 07, 2008 |
succeed pls change that word to success. |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 10:29am On Mar 07, 2008 |
Oh yes success |
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Mar 07, 2008 |
yeah sucess419 |
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 11:20am On Mar 07, 2008 |
gilgee:um. . .u shd av ur lips chopped off |
Re: Kuvuki Land by gilgee(m): 11:25am On Mar 07, 2008 |
and given to you abi? The boobies you roasted and ate alone no do you? Na my lips e reach now ehen? I will reserve my comments until I finish the coup. |
Re: Kuvuki Land by holythug(m): 11:29am On Mar 07, 2008 |
den d king as to b informed on time, runs to d central palace of kuvuki |
Re: Kuvuki Land by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Mar 07, 2008 |
*in the process of running his bla bla bla get entagled with a tree* |
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