During a wedding ceremony charles(the groom)was called aside by his grandpa of 86 years for a pep talk this was what he said,enjoy:

GRANDPA:listen son i guess u must be very excited bout dis whole wedding stuff?

CHARLESwith a grin)sure granpa and i can't wait to get laid tonight

GRANDPA:exactly thats what i want to talk about,really i don't want to burst ur bubbles bt i'll say enjoy it while it last.

CHARLES:how do u mean?

GRANDPA:well u c now it's gonna b soooo exciting u'll have it everyday anywhere,the room,bathroom,kitchen,car,in the rain,, etc,as u get older u'll have it thrice a week,as time goes on ur sex drive reduces and then u get nothin.

CHARLES:damn ,so when last did u and grandma did it

GRANDPA;well for some time now we've been having MouthAction,everynite about goin to bed,from my room door i'll yell Bleep U and she yells Bleep U back.

folly are u sure u are not xperencing dat situation now/

Aisha is really giving it to him raw.

by the time she is tru with him, folly wld learn not to jump int o marriage with a kanuri woman

bros shay na advice abi na comment?

both

hmm the two old folks are still bleeping.

anus u don come again o

this is fuckn hilarious

lol tanx

ure welcome with udeku

mmmn taste nice but u forgot turkey suya

how dare me!

lol

@ anus

or ayusman

Nice one

tanx thuggy

una no go kill person with all this jokes.

glad u enjoyed it

@ folly69 ,  u try sha, but this your joke go spoil some people mind ooo , them fit nor marry again people like ---- 

for me oo, na the most Beautiful Lady for nairaland Aiphie I wan marry ,, and  I nor care about this your joke 

no need to fear if u get to dat age in ur marriage u will know wat to do.

I swear with Gunnies thing,i have seen this joke before.this is an old testament joke

yeah, i actually brougth it back 4 newbies to enjoy

lmao
you actaully believed me?i havent seen it before,rove.its good !

thanxs bt u got me dere u silly kitten

you are welcome,you wild she hen

u ar just too crazy she hen ko she shicken ni

lol
You domesticated Zombie ,leave me hand oooh

good stuff

@ ify,

na u domesticate am this 1 way u dey tell am 2 leave u hand

we both have been wild togeda and are now domesticated

This joke is hilarious. 
Grandpa talking from experience.