.A Husband lays dying, with his wife by his bedside.

..He says in a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
"Shhh". said the wife, "There's nothing to confess. Everything's all right."

.."No" the husband replied "I must die in peace. I had sex with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your best friend's mom!"


..."I know," she whispered "That's why I poisoned you, now close your eyes.