AKPORS CLASS.

The new Principal was walkin around the school
compound to inspect it.
He was passing along Akpors class when he
heared everybody in d class chorusing Words
and Particle after their teacher. He was impressed so he decided to check them
out. The Principal entered.

Class: Good afternoon to u sir. God bless.

Principal: what class is this?

Class: js 3F sir.

Principal:what is the topic u are treatin?

Class: Word Particle sir.

Principal: thats gud, am impress.
akpors their Teacher stood aside smilin.

Class: thank u sir.

Principal: i will like to further test u.

Class: No problem sir.

Principal: ok, lets start.
Up......

Class: up uper upest

Principal: short

Class:short shorter shortest

Principal: good

Class: good, gooder, goodest.

Principal: Thats wrong

Class: thats wrong, thats wronger, dats wrongest.

Principal: what?

Class: what, whater, whatest.

Principal: shut up

Class: shut up, shut uper, shut upest.

Principal: na wao

Class: na wao, na waoer, na waoest.

Principal: what kind of class is dis?

Class: what kind of class is this, what kind of class
is diser, what kind of class is disest.

Principal: teacher are u lukin at them?

Class: teacher ar u lukin at them, teacher ar u
lukin at themer, teacher ar u lukin at themest.

Principal: am out abeg.

Class: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest.

Teacher: lol

Class: lol loler lolest.

Principal fainted

Hahaha!!! U were rite. This is very,very funny. Poor principal, crazy class, dumb teacher. What a very nice mixture.

Now. . . This's funny

I'm surprised the principal didn't frown at uppest. Is that even a word?Lol.

nice one...

Joke joker. JoKest

hehehe

Crap Crapper Crappest

Old joke, Old joker, Old jokest

SeunPlus: Crap Crapper Crappest

Old joke, Old joker, Old jokest

atleast it made u smile or would u deny that if it an old joke it shows i did a good research...!!!

Kcxee: atleast it made u smile or would u deny that if it an old joke it shows i did a good research...!!!

The first time I came across this joke was on 2009, even at then it didn't make me smile.

laffin out tears frm ma eyes...very funny indeed

Well, if una say the joke funny, e funny be dat. Bye bye.

SeunPlus:
The first time I came across this joke was on 2009, even at then it didn't make me smile.

am sorry am sure ur problems are far above what u cn handle that y I advice u go for counseling n prayers...!!!

Oh my gosh! I laughed till....
@op dis your joke ehn?
Clap for yourslf

Kcxee: am sorry am sure ur problems are far above what u cn handle that y I advice u go for counseling n prayers...!!!

Come on, stop being a toddler. What will it pay you? You're even the one that needs prayers.

SeunPlus:
Come on, stop being a toddler. What will it pay you? You're even the one that needs prayers.

!hmmm I c u rily do lord help dis my friend amen...!!!

Dry ,drier, driest joke of the day

go goer goest na wa oo

Wendyslim: Dry ,drier, driest joke of the day

bad,bader,badest comment of the day

A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man
were caught in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer. They were arrested and
taken
to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The
yoruba man lied that the igbo
man smuggled and forced him to
drink the beer!! Both were
initially
given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be
released after some lashes of
the whip. As they were
preparing for
their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's
birthday
today and she asked me to
allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you
cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a
second then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping." And
my second wish is that you flog
me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for
him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.:$
The igbo man saw this; thought
for a second, then said: "Thank
you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My
first wish is to receive 100 lashes
with the strongest..., toughest
whip available." :O
"If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?"
igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba
man to my back....
Yoruba man faints...

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