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The Award For Most Clueless Pc User Ever by nazzyon(m): 12:13pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
Note: The Original poster is NUDONE. On another forum. THE AWARD FOR MOST CLUELESS PC USER EVER I set a new machine up for a retired couple this week as they were tired of their old windows 95 based machine. i knew they weren't really keen on computers nor the internet but they've sent emails and done the basics for several years. so, i was dismayed when i got a phone call from them one day after setting the new computer up for them, them: "hello, there seems to be a problem. i can't get the computer to turn on." me: "so the power button doesn't work?" them: "the power button?" me: "the silver button on the front of the tower case." them: "oh, i have to press the button on the THE TOWER? that's strange." me: "well, it's the same process to what you did with the previous computer." them: "oh!" second phone call, them: "i'm having trouble with the mouse now. i can't click on anything." me: "so when you click on an icon or button nothing happens?" them: "i can't click on anything because there aren't any buttons on the mouse." me: "er. the buttons are in the usual position at the front either side of the wheel." them: "oh, let me try again. yes, you are right. i couldn't see the buttons so i didn't think there were any." me: "no problem, just let me know if you need any further help. good bye" beat that. they've been using a computer for several years and were completely lost the minute they tried to use a new machine. i expect they'll not be able to do anything at all with it - i've shown them how to connect to the internet and use gmail - something they'll never be able to do ever again i expect. |
Re: The Award For Most Clueless Pc User Ever by akara(m): 1:35pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
Imagine then when they get this errors.
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Re: The Award For Most Clueless Pc User Ever by mmonwuba(m): 4:29pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
reply *smoke* smoking head *cursing*, then a call: them: HELLO, PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE US BACK OUR PRICELESS AND VALUABLE WIN 95 COMPUTER you: I DONT UNDERSTAND them: E BI LIKE SAY YOU DON DEY CRASE, MONI, MAKE YOU CARRY MY COMPUTA COME MY HOUSE, WETIN BE THIS EKPE WEY YOU GIVE ME? line dropped
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