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Great Truth About Life by oscarwodo(m): 12:41pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. * Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato. * You can't trust dogs to watch your food. * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. * School lunches stick to the wall. * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is. |
Re: Great Truth About Life by Z4M4eva(f): 12:59pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
oscarwodo: l.o.l. oscarwodo: This is soo true !! Most of 'em Stuff are Actually quite true. |
Re: Great Truth About Life by dabby(f): 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
so true and truly funny |
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