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Stop Sign by oscarwodo(m): 12:47pm On Apr 29, 2006
A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."

Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man."

Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran that stop sign back there!"

Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"

The police officer pulled out his night-stick and began whacking the man over
the head and shoulders. Bang! Bang! Whomp! Bang!

Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down, or stop!!!?
Re: Stop Sign by Z4M4eva(f): 12:55pm On Apr 29, 2006
l.o.l cheesy cheesy
Re: Stop Sign by spikelord(m): 9:49pm On Apr 29, 2006
ZM please tell him to stop beating the guy
Re: Stop Sign by diddy4(m): 10:07pm On Apr 29, 2006
he is just trying to teach him a lesson. grin

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