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Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:30am On Jan 19, 2013 |
The man named Akpos....... 1 Like
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Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:50am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "Thank God it's over". A man on the other side of his bed said, "don't be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again". Another patient added, "same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool". Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked, "Has anyone seen my watch?", Akpos fainted. |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by ITbomb(m): 10:06am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Public Disclaimer 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by EfemenaXY: 11:45am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Crazy thread! |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpors call customer care by 1am. After 30mins of advert finally akpors comes on line. Customer care ...hello this kingsley from mtn customer care how can I help u. Akpors..god punish u. Customer care...sorry sir dats not polite wats the problem akpors..na me u de ask? Check ur time wetin de nack customer care ..sir dis 1:30am. Akpors..so why u no dey sleep u be winch? Customer care..no sir am not a. wizard. Akpors ...den wetin u be others neva sleep finish? Customer care ..sir pls go straight to the reason why u called Akpors ..ok. I get #99 for my fone abeg transfer me #1 naira make I take make midnight call. Customer care ...hahahahaha our two now who come be winch 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:03pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: Crazy thread! I dey tell you..... |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 2:43pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpos: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Akpos: No.. Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Akpos: No.. Girl: How much is your salary? Akpos: No salary.. but. Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!! Akpos: I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari's, 2 Porches, why do I still need to buy BMW? How can I get salary when actually I am the boss? Girl: wanna get married? Boy: No Bitchhh! 2 Likes |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by stupor(m): 4:39pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Yeah ! Fits the character,Akpors. But seriously,when did this Akpors character find its way into the comic realm ? Na wah o ! It used tO be Bomboy ! *laughing my head out ! |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 5:00pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpors asked his wife, Akpors: who is the biological father to Junior and Daniel?. Akpors wife: what sort of stupid question is that?...you are their father.. Akpors: you better take those two kids to thier father.. Akpors wife: honey,why do you say that they are not your kids?.. Akpors: because every night when they are about to pray before sleeping they will say: `OUR FATHER,WHO ART IN HEAVEN'. |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 7:32pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpos phone rings… Nkechi: “Baby do you still luv me like before?” Akpos: “Ofcourse Yes, my luv for you will never change ... and is never ending.” Nkechi: “Dats my babyyyy, I want you to buy me somting.” Akpos: “Just name it, I am more than capable, you know me now, Nky bebe m”. Nkechi: “Its just one BB porsche sha…” Akpos: “No problem. Just find out the price and let me know” Nkechi: “Its 450 000 naira.” Akpos: “Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?” How many kilometers has it done? Nkechi: ”Honey, its not a car ooo… its a phone.” Akpos: “Phone? Oh! does it come with a plasma tv, wardrobe and generator?” Nkechi: “Please be serious, are you buying it or not? ” Akpos in a whisper)”Ewo!” Nkechi: “Helloooooo! are you still there?” Akpos: “Hiiiiiiiii!” Nkechi : “What is this, I thought you love me, infact, don’t even bother again. I will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.” Akpos: “God purnish ya life , na so your tin sweet reach , not only Allhaji, better still, call Atiku he will be faster” Nkechi: “Am going to delete you” Akpos: “Is your fone hanging? Cos I have deleted you since you mentioned porsche. ! Thief, how much is bride price even in ya village sef! |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 8:28pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
Akpors took his son to a church. At church, the pastor made an announcement if you know dat you're an orphan in this church stand-up'. A guy who was sitted next to Akpors' son, told him dat they always give orphans 250 thousand naira in the church, when the sonof Akpors heared dis he quickly stood up, so when Akpors saw his son standing, he shouted at him, i'm your father sit down'..as Akpors and his son were arguing,an usher brought 250 thousand naira and landed on his son's palm, then the pastor repeated the announcement again do we have any other orphans in dis church?. Akpors himself stood up!! |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:59pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
JOB INTERVIEW. INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of good. AKPORS: Bad. INTERVIEWER: Come. AKPOrS: Go. INTERVIEWER: Ugly. AKPORS: Fine. INTERVIEWER: You are wrong! AKPORS: You are right! INTERVIEWER: Shut up! AKPORS: Keep talking! INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that. AKPORS: Ok now carry on all that. INTERVIEWER: Get out! AKPORS:Come in! INTERVIEWER: Oh my GOD. AKPORS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEWER: You are rejected. AKPORS: I'm selected. |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:55pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
10 Mad men were locked up in a Chicken yard. 9 of them started jumping up and down while screaming. However, only Akpors was found seated quitely at one corner of the yard. The Doctor went towards him and whispered," I can see that It's only you among these 10 patients who has regained mental sanity. Akpors replied to the Doctor," Hey! Shhhh, keep quiet, am trying to lay an egg!"...lolzzz |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:34am On Feb 02, 2013 |
Dad :Akpors wat happned,y are you singing and dancing,i havent seen you in this mood in a while now. Akpors: Dad you wil not b buying new exercise books, txtbooks and even new uniform.. Dad: oh dats gøod,so wat happend,did you get scholarship? Akpors:AH DAD,NO Oh, I WILL BE REPEATING THE SAME CLASS NEXT TERM Dad:OMG, you are such a fool & duns... Akpors: that's what our teacher said tooo!!! |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Ijeleigbo(m): 4:00pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
Akpors goes to church to make a confession to the priest. "Look. I have a confession to make. 3 years ago when the boko haram guys attacked our street in jos, a young, gorgeous woman came to my door looking for somewhere to stay hidden. And I accepted, on the condition that she would repay me every day with sexual favors." The priest says, "Don't worry, young fellow. You have sinned. You were young and lustful, and God will forgive you." "Good," Akpors said. "But I have another question. Do you think I should tell her the fight is over?" |
Re: Finally, Akpos Reveals True Identity (pics) by Nobody: 3:44pm On May 31, 2019 |
Revolutionary work you have here. |
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