I dont know if i am the only that has this sorta funny albeit strange and funny experience...Last week saturday,i was driving along a major road within the akure metropolis..for those who know akure well or live there,...this incident happened precisely at old garage in front of former afribank now mainstreet bank...i was on the fast lane behind this big 911 heavy duty truck,the traffic was moving very slowly,all of a sudden from nowhere,this madwoman just appeared and smashed my headlamp,i was shocked and surprised,it was so strange,i do not remember offending her.I was lost for words,i just continued driving,i asked some guys on the road to help me check the extent of the damage,one of them had a look that confirmed my fears,it was pretty smashed up...but i thank God all d same that she didnt smash the windscreen or even my head,cos she passed by the driver's side with a stone in her hand...she was that angry....one thing that still baffles me is how the stones got there,there were many of them right on top of the median....i have fixed it now,but i still find it very strange....so if u've had weird experiences on the road...share it!

Op,

Ebi like say peson rememba u for village. Just kidding!

Since men no dey look her side again, as if she no reach wetin men dey carry women do, she had to seek for that attention anyhow. You were just the unfortunate guy. If you had stopped to chyke her before the incident, she would have showed you her 36 instead of stone. Lol!

No mind me jare! Even though it was a bitter experience, but it kind of sounded funny. Thank God it wasnt the windscreen, like you said.

Ikenna.

Ikenna351: Op,

Ebi like say peson rememba u for village. Just kidding!

Since men no dey look her side again, as if she no reach wetin men dey carry women do, she had to seek for that attention anyhow. You were just the unfortunate guy. If you had stopped to chyke her before the incident, she would have showed you her 36 instead of stone. Lol!

No mind me jare! Even though it was a bitter experience, but it kind of sounded funny. Thank God it wasnt the windscreen, like you said.

Ikenna.

Very funny....yeah,i am grateful to God she didnt smash the windscreen...btw....u cant say for sure she isnt getting attention,cos there is another madwoman around that area who is reportedly pregnant,why and how,no one knows,my sister just noticed it the last time she went to that area....

if I tell you mine what will you do about it?

Rubbish

ocman: Rubbish

big big rubbish

Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

I was on a traffic waiting for g green light last week When suddenly, a reckless driver who bit traffic lost control and smashed a bike man just in front of me breaking my tranfugator lights as well as crushing my bonnet...it was really weird. One needs to pray hard

unfortunately, we all do not live in akure. sorry o

slex: Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

u dey find story abi? aproko, microfone wire

I was driving from Abuja to Enugu, an empty tin fell from a trailer on the other lane and breeze blew it to my lane and i hit it. guess what, my head lamp, fender light, and driver side of bumper were completely damaged. I had to buy a complete bumper, fender light and very expensive driver-side head lamp.
my brother, na temptation be that.

ocman: Rubbish

How is this rubbish?

@Op, is your car bearing government plate number?

The mad woman might think you were one of those politicians that created the stress that eventually overwhelmed her and later tipped her into madness.

*pauses*
What is this?
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slex: Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

politicians,ritualists,people looking for kids,maybe co-male lunatics...

ziccoit:

How is this rubbish?

@Op, is your car bearing government plate number?

The mad woman might think you were one of those politicians that created the stress that eventually overwhelmed her and later tipped her into madness.

very funny..but no..

991: I was driving from Abuja to Enugu, an empty tin fell from a trailer on the other lane and breeze blew it to my lane and i hit it. guess what, my head lamp, fender light, and driver side of bumper were completely damaged. I had to buy a complete bumper, fender light and very expensive driver-side head lamp.
my brother, na temptation be that.

reminds me of final destination...the tin had to large to cause such extent of damage.

I dnt drive, I fly

one night, about three years ago, i was in a taxi drop from wuse to garki. As we rode on the bridge shortly after sheraton junction, a man emerged from the bush by the right (green area) and threw a massive stone which shattered the back passenger's windscreen. The mumu driver wanted to stop immediately to find out who did that and why. but a stern look front me got him to change his mind. At the filling station opposite nnpc we saw some policemen and reported the matter. Guess What? They said the bridge was outside their jurisdiction. Till today i wonder what that incident was all about.

ocman: Rubbish

people lik u r d main reason y people lik me commit murder

slex: Wait how do this madwomen get pregnant by the way.

bere lowo ifa

STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot 4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh

^^^^^^^

dom: one night, about three years ago, i was in a taxi drop from wuse to garki. As we rode on the bridge shortly after sheraton junction, a man emerged from the bush by the right (green area) and threw a massive stone which shattered the back passenger's windscreen. The mumu driver wanted to stop immediately to find out who did that and why. but a stern look front me got him to change his mind. At the filling station opposite nnpc we saw some policemen and reported the matter. Guess What? They said the bridge was outside their jurisdiction. Till today i wonder what that incident was all about.

Naija police, you're lucky they didn't arrest u for driving with broken windscreen

OmolodMilkman93: I dnt drive, I fly

You fly Dana Air?

flow1759: STILL ON D MADNESS ISSUE
My own is dat i wasn't driving but walking in a market place all of a sudden nahim madman come HUG me oooh, NYAMA if u c d kin smell wey comot 4 him body? No b dat one pain me pass sef na d way market women begin laf me. Omo dat 4 seconds hug was like 4 seconds in hell. If u c as i use soap(almost finish one bar soap) and new sponge almost tear my skin comot wen i reach house. D T shirt i wore dat day ehnn, 4get i no wear am again as i just land am 4 dustbin. Till today i still dey reason wetin make d madman hug me dat day oh

This is the Kind of story that makes my sisters laugh for 10 mins at a go...chai...i cant imagine wat was goin on in ur head durin that 4 secs.....bt seriously,maybe the lunatic felt you were familiar or jst lykd ur personality....

dom: one night, about three years ago, i was in a taxi drop from wuse to garki. As we rode on the bridge shortly after sheraton junction, a man emerged from the bush by the right (green area) and threw a massive stone which shattered the back passenger's windscreen. The mumu driver wanted to stop immediately to find out who did that and why. but a stern look front me got him to change his mind. At the filling station opposite nnpc we saw some policemen and reported the matter. Guess What? They said the bridge was outside their jurisdiction. Till today i wonder what that incident was all about.

na so all these drivers behave,if someone has d mind to throw a massive stone at a moving car,imagine wat he'll do when the occupants of the car steps out of it....whoever did it had a sinister plan...

Lmao

ogtavia:
na so all these drivers behave,if someone has d mind to throw a massive stone at a moving car,imagine wat he'll do when the occupants of the car steps out of it....whoever did it had a sinister plan...

its obviously robbers. If the driver was foolish enough to stop, they would have gotten robbed.

ogtavia:

This is the Kind of story that makes my sisters laugh for 10 mins at a go...chai...i cant imagine wat was goin on in ur head durin that 4 secs.....bt seriously,maybe the lunatic felt you were familiar or jst lykd ur personality....

personality wetin? abi i resemble any of him family member? I tank God say nobody follow me waka dat day. Till today any time i pass dat road i go just dey laf, its been 2years now and i wonder if any of dose market women still rememba my face. I reach house dat day i no talk anytin, i just took my bath and send my t shirt to dustbin my cousin c me con dey ask me say y i dey troway i am? I look am i smile, 4 my mind i say if i tell dis öne he go just laf 4rm today till tomorow, till today i no gree tell anybody. because i no wan make person laf me like dose market women (just b like say make i give all of dem one slap each)