Though, Nollywood also has excuse for producing these non-quality movies which includes funds and pirates!!!!

Nigerian market will not buy High-Budget movie!!! So......!!!

Its only in nigerian movies that people don't watch till d end cos they already know how it will end afta watchin d first scene.

A village boy...Ramsey Nouah...speaking with foreign accents

crackhaus:
hahahahahaha.... this is all so true but if I may ask, why is it that your kind (ladies) still can't do without nollywood films una too like am abeg.

Yes oo! I do home movies each time I need some humor. I don't really watch the movie, I just look out for those silly mistakes that make me laugh hysterically

anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

Add your own observations

anytime a girl bursts into his boyfriend's rum having sex with another girl, there is always statement like, ''what, Charlie, wat r u doing?'' but I would answer like, Im cooking ooooo. :-)

anitank: Its only in Nigerian movies that...

1) A mother travels from the village to Lagos, argues with her son about not having a male child, then back to the village...THE SAME DAY! Abi village de get airport?

2) A girl carries the same hairstyle, even after 2 years

3) You'd see the camera man through the side body of a car or when u look closely into Jim Iyke's huge glasses

4) A ghost looks left and right before crossing the road

5) Girls wear very short dresses,revealing their boobs and sky high heels to school...but their lecturers say nothing about that

6) A woman barges into her husband with another woman in a hotel room. Abi who give her key?

Add your own observations

anytime a girl bursts into his boyfriend's rum having sex with another girl, there is always statement like, ''what, Charlie, wat r u doing?'' but I would answer like, Im cooking ooooo. :-)

Only in nigerian movies(yoruba village plays) that they point their guns(shakabular) on the floor and it kills two people at once.

crackhaus:
you too dey talk, naija movies,,, I mean home videos make sense for your eye? talk true

No mind am, am sure em follow dem rubbish director and produces dat bring out rubbish n call it movie, (all na play). Naija get very good movies like black november, igele etc but come on let's b realistic Chinese/bollywood films back den no foolish like dis.

Aki and Paw-paw's illiterate father toasting the Village Schoolmistress and she accepts to marry him in less than 5 minutes.

gerald09: A very rich man with 10 powerful cars and a house as big as d empire state building will full sick and will be in a hospital with only a single bed and a table with milo and peak milk.

No, they should pack all the food in this world on his table because na restaurant he dey, or na hunger cause him sickness. Dull.

JNdupu: Aki and Paw-paw's illiterate father toasting the Village Schoolmistress and she accepts to marry him in less than 5 minutes.

No. He should first take her to disney before she will accept.

Originalsly: A village boy...Ramsey Nouah...speaking with foreign accents

What is wrong with my Korean accent? Hahahaha.

nollywood adverts are always longer than the actual movie..i used to b like .....OMG will they ever learn?

victord1st: nollywood adverts are always longer than the actual movie..i used to b like .....OMG will they ever learn?

Lies. All liers go to hell fire.

What about Merlin wearing the same clothes from season 1 to season 5?

doyinmolah: Only in nigerian movies(yoruba village plays) that they point their guns(shakabular) on the floor and it kills two people at once.

lol. One blow, seven dies

Nigerian movies? Don't make me laugh.

Of course, it is only in Nigerian movies that the soundtrack can tell the whole story, the kids don't act as if they are with their real parents, you never get to see any scene shot inside an airplane, every story line has something to do with love, African parents 'normally' have only one child, the Pastors can heal "every every" and the unreal sex scenes does not even last as much as I would have wanted .


http://emmyboy.hubpages.com/hub/the-problem-with-Nollywood

head_to_to:

Lies. All liers go to hell fire.

Toto head, calm down...don't take it personal. It's just for laughs.

Arosa:

Toto head, calm down...don't take it personal. It's just for laughs.

I have no idea what that means. "dont take it personal"?

kanay0.0.kanay0 mst b a ritualisT....
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The rich must fall in l0ve with the p0oR and the!r parents wld b aga!nst iT.

doyinmolah: Only in nigerian movies(yoruba village plays) that they point their guns(shakabular) on the floor and it kills two people at once.

LMAO!!

Every woman dat gets pregnant must vomit.

This particular one is the funniest ever...A gal died and her ghost appeared to another gal to go and warn her husband about the person that killed her, they needed to enter a bike to get there, and the Ghost entered the bike with the gal, the bike man is like, shift forward na(since he couldnt see the ghost) and that was when it hit me. A ghost entering a bike, WTF?? Bt up Nollywood sha

BasseyJ: This particular one is the funniest ever...A gal died and her ghost appeared to another gal to go and warn her husband about the person that killed her, they needed to enter a bike to get there, and the Ghost entered the bike with the gal, the bike man is like, shift forward na(since he couldnt see the ghost) and that was when it hit me. A ghost entering a bike, WTF?? Bt up Nollywood sha

I can bet you made this up. Mr. Bassey.

eyonanathy: Every woman dat gets pregnant must vomit.

No, pregnant women dont vomit in real life. lwkmd

991: 7) Chief is inside the car, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet.

Chief whine down him glass... U no dey tnk abi r u a learner?

One thing is certain in Nollywood's movies!
And that is, a person rushed to the hospital must surely survive even if the head is been cut off in a terribly motor accident.
At the mention of "let's take him/her to the hospital", he/she is surely gonne survive. So worry not!

head_to_to:

I can bet you made this up. Mr. Bassey.

Didnt make it up o, it starred Tony Umez as the husband, maybe someone else have watched it

991: 7) Chief is inside the car, armed robbers attack and shot at chief, the bullet won't open a hole nor break the door-glass but will kill chief inside the car. 4th dimensional-bullet.

No, even if the window glass was wound down, the bullet must open a hole. dull.

head_to_to:

Lies. All liers go to hell fire.

Its very true. Back in school my friend loved buying home movies becos we didn't have DSTV. We literally sit in front of the TV for 20minutes watching just adverts, then the main movie would play for about 15mins and that part is over

Some Nollywood special effects on Youtube:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AE1PTAfRms

nellaluv: A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible

This is quite possible with a smallish and fully automatic pistol.

J12: Flash back in nollywood:
Somebody will flashback to 20 years in nollywood, in the flashback, he will flashback again to another 10 years. Also, in nollywood, you can flashback to another persons flashback.

Or dream inside dream. The woman dreamt that she dreamt that they poisoned her food in a dream while sleeping in a dream.