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Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Samboot(m): 9:07pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: samboot.......dis kerfaguso of a guy no like us at all,after reading my story,en kon dey talk say na ill gotten,haw did u know it is ill gotten if u havnt read n absorbd the story.........u na real bad belle,..........get away jare,me just want make list comot,and u no go see my break light again,u dis ill gotten kerfaguso.......see name self,ill gotten name.
my guy, U dey mind him?? The guy na wrong fellow.. I dey follow ur trails bro.. Jux bone him

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Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Samboot(m): 9:08pm On Sep 06, 2013
karferguso:
U̶̲̥̅̊ don miss way,wetin concern us wit ♈ōϋя ill gotten story?
guy, na by force make U say sometin?? Jux dey look wetin dey happen for her nah...

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Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by OmoUSH(m): 9:29pm On Sep 06, 2013
ASUU STRIKE: ASUU vows to continue strike to time indefinite!
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Drdebbytinu(f): 9:35pm On Sep 06, 2013
classicdzeko: what do you had in ume/post ume
205/54
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 9:35pm On Sep 06, 2013
OmoUSH: ASUU STRIKE: ASUU vows to continue strike to time indefinite!

hw does diz one affect my alma mata?

Unilorin resumes 23rd sept 2013. Gud luck 2 u all as i welcome d admitted guys on campus.
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by karferguso(m): 9:36pm On Sep 06, 2013
¶'ve learnt over d years †̥O̅ ignore sumtinz thou!!
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by karferguso(m): 9:38pm On Sep 06, 2013
opibycar:

hw does diz one affect my alma mata?

Unilorin resumes 23rd sept 2013. Gud luck 2 u all as i welcome d admitted guys on campus.
Yhz boss...jez prayn evry1 ere will gt admited includin d bad belle ones oo,we'll sort dah out once we see ourselves in d BBF Uni

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Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Mylel318: 9:42pm On Sep 06, 2013
Well as Fø̲̣̣я̅ ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ admission has been given †̥o ♍Ε̲̣̣̣̥ even before.writing d exams.Admission Iڪ o̶̲̥̅̊f d Lord nd nt pf 1 pesn Opr d oda.only GOD can graNt admission. Nd nt man
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 9:46pm On Sep 06, 2013
crowther15: I've heard u guys buh mind u I cant say what I dnt see.

4ward it 2my mail address
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on and we then checked out.
We got into the car and she opted to drive back and was acting shy, I was about asking her what’s wrong when I got a call from my
girlfriend asking me how my day was;
“thrilling, tiring yet satisfying “I said, she probably thought I meant it more figuratively rather literally and had a little chat about her
day and she dropped the line and Mrs. Y said I was crazy for telling her and we both laughed as she concluded how stupid females
can be when they are in love and can’t see the obvious(sorry ladies….she said so)…she even made a joke by saying if a girl in love
sees her boyfriend having sex with her sister, he can still deny it saying it’s her evil twin or it wasn’t him or the sister drugged him
and she’d believe him.
We got back just in time for the credits and she introduced me to her daughter as a new friend and Teni immediately loved me but
somehow temi and I never got along fine. Teni loved my sense of humour, my looks and the fact I had finished school still very young
and temi didn’t believe any of those(or so I thought at first)…I told them I had to leave early because the holdup I was to face on my
way home and asked me where I was headed and surprisingly, we stayed not so far from eachother(who would have thought
someone of their status would live in the suburbs…probably cos of the calm) and she asked me to hop in. I sat between temi and
Teni and I made sure temi liked something about me; she ended up appreciating my writing skills when I showed her some of my
write up on my blogsite.
Teni kept complaining I was shifting the attention to temi and I was forced to turn to her as she was showing me pictures and that of
her friends on facebook via her nokia N97 (some crazy ass phone that has 32gigabyte…who need that?!) and she checked mine as
well and noticed my status that says “complicated” and she kept on questioning it and I asked her jokingly if she would love to fill
the space, instead of saying no like most girls would, she asked what it will take her to fill it and jokingly I replied
“Kiss me here and we are on”
And she did lean over in an attempt to do so when I stopped her and whispered to her ears, we’d do it where we can get our clothes
off after and she simply chuckled and nodded yes…..I thought to myself, just in case this is not a dream, I just might have a shot at
all three of them and temi broke my thoughts by whispering to my other ear that she’s on her period that’s why she can’t afford a
smile for now and she does like me a lot already so I don’t get the wrong idea about her and just then Mrs. Y said she wanted to
grab some salad at the eatery and get their daily supply of waste for their dog….and asked me to escort her on our way and she said;
“Thank you for playing along with my girls and when next do I see you again my baby?”(she actually thought I was playing
along)”I’m at home most mornings before I go to the shop later in the day and the girls will be back in school by next weekend” and
at that point I wanted to opt out then she placed an envelope in my hands and said “thanks for today and pls keep this a secret as
long as you can!”
may God bless u 4 easing tension 4 pple body *thumbs up 4 u dude
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on and we then checked out.
We got into the car and she opted to drive back and was acting shy, I was about asking her what’s wrong when I got a call from my
girlfriend asking me how my day was;
“thrilling, tiring yet satisfying “I said, she probably thought I meant it more figuratively rather literally and had a little chat about her
day and she dropped the line and Mrs. Y said I was crazy for telling her and we both laughed as she concluded how stupid females
can be when they are in love and can’t see the obvious(sorry ladies….she said so)…she even made a joke by saying if a girl in love
sees her boyfriend having sex with her sister, he can still deny it saying it’s her evil twin or it wasn’t him or the sister drugged him
and she’d believe him.
We got back just in time for the credits and she introduced me to her daughter as a new friend and Teni immediately loved me but
somehow temi and I never got along fine. Teni loved my sense of humour, my looks and the fact I had finished school still very young
and temi didn’t believe any of those(or so I thought at first)…I told them I had to leave early because the holdup I was to face on my
way home and asked me where I was headed and surprisingly, we stayed not so far from eachother(who would have thought
someone of their status would live in the suburbs…probably cos of the calm) and she asked me to hop in. I sat between temi and
Teni and I made sure temi liked something about me; she ended up appreciating my writing skills when I showed her some of my
write up on my blogsite.
Teni kept complaining I was shifting the attention to temi and I was forced to turn to her as she was showing me pictures and that of
her friends on facebook via her nokia N97 (some crazy ass phone that has 32gigabyte…who need that?!) and she checked mine as
well and noticed my status that says “complicated” and she kept on questioning it and I asked her jokingly if she would love to fill
the space, instead of saying no like most girls would, she asked what it will take her to fill it and jokingly I replied
“Kiss me here and we are on”
And she did lean over in an attempt to do so when I stopped her and whispered to her ears, we’d do it where we can get our clothes
off after and she simply chuckled and nodded yes…..I thought to myself, just in case this is not a dream, I just might have a shot at
all three of them and temi broke my thoughts by whispering to my other ear that she’s on her period that’s why she can’t afford a
smile for now and she does like me a lot already so I don’t get the wrong idea about her and just then Mrs. Y said she wanted to
grab some salad at the eatery and get their daily supply of waste for their dog….and asked me to escort her on our way and she said;
“Thank you for playing along with my girls and when next do I see you again my baby?”(she actually thought I was playing
along)”I’m at home most mornings before I go to the shop later in the day and the girls will be back in school by next weekend” and
at that point I wanted to opt out then she placed an envelope in my hands and said “thanks for today and pls keep this a secret as
long as you can!”
may God bless u 4 easing tension 4 pple body *thumbs up 4 u dude
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by iamJoy(f): 10:02pm On Sep 06, 2013
erimakosamuel: MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I-THE ENVELOPE(PART 2 OF 4) by Tha Rev
I was at home that night, thinking of how great the day was and then I remembered the envelope Mrs. Y gave me, as I turned to
reach out for my trousers,my phone rang and it turned out to be teni;
“how are you handsome,so are you thinking of me?”
“i am”(i had to lie,was actually thinking of her mum)...”was thinking how soon i can UnCloth,explore and plant my flag on you”
“naughty boy” she said as she chuckled,”i have a boyfriend you know?!”
“you should! Does that disturb anything cos i wo..” she cut me off before i could finish the sentence
“doesn’t matter,how soon can we meet uo before i head for school this weekend...plsssss”
“ok fine, where are you suggesting? my house? yours? where?” i quickly spelled out
“your house,tomorrow, 12pm,u send me the address, i’d bring us what to eat...watchu think about that?”
“that’s fine but....are we gonna..em..u know? So i’d know whether to work out over night”
“a little push up will do...”she said while laughing
“see ya then, i’d BB u the address now...oops u don’t have a blackberry,i’d send you a text then”
“cos of u,i’d buy a BB...nonsense boy,bye jor”
Just then i remembered the envelope,just as i reached for the envelope inside the trousers, my phone rang again,i thought it was Teni
again,only to find out it was her mum
“hello ma, was just about to call you but couldn’t find credit anywhere”
“i’m good,i’d send you some credit in the morning ok? Just wanted to thank you for today and this continues safely between us and i
hope the money aint too small?”...why do they always say that?not like i can answer it is!
“i haven’t even opened it ma,was just about to when you called, thank you ma. Had fun today”
“no problem dear,don’t worry about calling me,i’d do the calling ok? and pls no texts!...we have to play safe here cos my kids use
my phone at anytime,so if you need to reach me,beep me and i’d call you back....take care of yourself and help yourself with some
pain relievers and don’t try to act strong cos you need it”...we both laughed and she dropped the line.
This is insane,am i going nuts? Is this realy happening? Then i remembered the envelope and on checking out the contents,it was
thirty thousand naira in clean minted thousand naira notes...woow!its like the economic crunch dint hit some people, not like the
thirty thousand was a big deal(i hear most of y’all say hell it is!),but after meeting her just today, we had sex and i’m being paid thirty
thousand naira? I’d let y’all do the maths, just then my phone rang just again...not who you are all thinking,it was my mum calling
me from the other end of the house(i stay at the BQ) that someone was at the gate,so i put aside the money(s) and headed to see
who the person was, in this rain?who could it be? As i got outside, i asked who the person was before opening the gate(you cant be
too careful in lagos),then i heard a female voice saying “its me temi”
What?! Did i hear her right,as i opened the door to confirm it,there was my worst fear come to pass, there she was, drenched in rain
and up in tears, all she could mumble out after parting her rain drenched hair off her face was “pls i need you now,pls don’t turn me
away...i cant go home,not now!...can i pass the night here pls?”. Was scratching out solutions outta my head and asked her to
come in,head down to the BQ whilst i go make an explanation to my parents about who was at the gate and probably get my food
and some female clothings for her(Belinda,i’m sorry i had to borrow some of your clothes). I told my parents,some stranger was lost
and i was giving him directions and then wenton to meet her
“what happened? Did you have a fight with your mum?”
“no! I was coming from my boyfriend’s house with whom i was supposed to spend two days and caught him sleeping with someone
else and he told me the bitch is his fiancée and sent me out like trash and asked me not to ruin his marriage plans,he called me a
spoilt brat and so many other ridiculous names as i strolled out of his house”
“but how did you get where i live? Have you been here before?”
“no, i logged in with teni’s account on facebook to look for your contact details but i did not see anything till i checked your profile on
your blogsite and found it”
I quickly added “why me?dont you have any other friends? I’m 22 you know?and i still play by my parent’s rule, i could get in trouble if
they knew you were here”
“we don’t have much friends except in school and you are the only person i could think of”
“ok, fine! Get outta those wet clothes and lets eat,guess i’m stuck with you for the night, do u do playstations or you’d facebook on
the laptop? There’s not much to do around here!”
“how can i thank you?thank you very much” as she started changing her clothes in front of me,
“hey?! Watchu doing? Am here you know?”
She managed a smile and said “i wish i wasn’t on my period”
I pondered on what that was supposed to mean, it could mean only one thing...might she wanna...?nah?! could it be she’s in...?
couldn’t be! What was i thinking? Of course she wont mind having sex with me, its a cold night(who doesn’t need one on nights like
this) and just then i asked her
“have you ever had sex on your period?...not like i wann...u get what i mean?”
She shocked me by saying “no, but i’ve always wanted to try that”
Without further ado,i stood up and she came closer and then we kissed so passionately that it went for 15minutes and then kissing
down to her neck as she knelt down to lay on the mattress pushing away the playstaion pad and laptop gently to the side.she
carefully removed her pad laden pant and blew me out(literally as in woooow and figuratively as in a Mouth Action), she was the best and
i could have returned the favour then i remembered she was actually on her period,then i handed over the condom to her to signal its
time for real deal,she professionally slipped one of em expensive condoms you save for girls like this(what?! She dint look like a
goldcircle girl?!) and she was riding me like a jockey and i was pityiny her poor boyfriend amidst the fun for letting her go and as i
came, my dad beeped me,it was time to put off the generator(its lagos, we know now?!). i noticed she still had more in her and i told
her to reserve it till i come back and just managed a chuckle as she turned to her side.
Did not know NEPA(who prefers to call them PHCN? Kinda weird huh?!) had brought the light for over thirty minutes and i quickly
went to change the switch and on getting back,she was asleep...i stood staring at her, “why would anyone ditch a girl like this”. As i
lay beside her i felt something on the bed,it was the envelope...THE ENVELOPE!!!
if u dey post d rest we no go kno wen list go comot ooo...nice 1 me like...kip it up
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Hayurdayle(m): 10:04pm On Sep 06, 2013
Holarz:
Are u also aspiring,if yes,which course?

yes, am an aspirant. MB;BS (i.e Medicine)
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by emuyi(m): 10:12pm On Sep 06, 2013
OmoUSH: ASUU STRIKE: ASUU vows to continue strike to time indefinite!
na unilorin admission concern me pass!
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by OmoUSH(m): 10:30pm On Sep 06, 2013
[quote author=erimakosamuel]MY SUGAR MUMMY AND I by Tha Rev (Part 1 of 4)
I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next
after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping
champagne and drinking booze all-night trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought
of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing
if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village)….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke
my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a
Caribbean country(name withheld),she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in
Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still
in some private university(name withheld).
Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with
great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say
“You seem to like my daughter huh?!”
Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time,
I said “’scuse me?”
Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”,
Then I chuckled “you got me there ma”
…”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?”
“Naaah” without thinking twice.
ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to
chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married
at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she
can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight
away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said;
“You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”
Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught
up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it(or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different
movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she
went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already…
As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-to-be),I noticed
her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I
decided to talk since she wouldn’t
“Ok, so I bleeped up…..I’m sorry”
She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie
“Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry”
She called my bluff and asked me to do it,
“You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry”
And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me…
“I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said
Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key
of her Honda element to me and said;
“You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry.
like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking
in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room; not like we did not know what to do but where to
start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to UnCloth her I
noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy
or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three
times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each
other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on .
Guy abeg stop this kind long story now. U dey chop space oo
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by flaive(m): 10:30pm On Sep 06, 2013
@erimakosamuel. forget those ur sugar momy daughters this ur write up done make me fall in love with u (no homo)
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by heekmat: 10:57pm On Sep 06, 2013
Davbrain: . DAVBRAIN. And u re proud telling us u ve been a student for 9 whole years and u re trying to tell us u re not a KID . Check urself
[color=#000000][/color] maybe he startd from unilorin secondary skul...6yrs for secondary,did diploma or pd for a year,nd nw I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his second year...abi?
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Anuoluwap(m): 11:08pm On Sep 06, 2013
*passing by* *opens mouth* *spits on the thread* *walks away* zooOOOm
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:30am On Sep 07, 2013
iamJoy: may God bless u 4 easing tension 4 pple body *thumbs up 4 u dude
bros u welcome
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:30am On Sep 07, 2013
iamJoy: if u dey post d rest we no go kno wen list go comot ooo...nice 1 me like...kip it up
i tot about dat small sir
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:35am On Sep 07, 2013
[quote author=OmoUSH][/quote]omoush....no vex,i meant no harm....but good.no vex
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:37am On Sep 07, 2013
flaive: @erimakosamuel. forget those ur sugar momy daughters this ur write up done make me fall in love with u (no homo)
flaive.....u getting me scared.....even homo no dey,me still prefer babes tho,i love everyone with Gods love.....not fall in love,so abeg....tink am again,abi babes in nairaland,haw una take tink am jare?
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:38am On Sep 07, 2013
Anuoluwap: *passing by* *opens mouth* *spits on the thread* *walks away* zooOOOm
i pity u....dats all
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Abasstoheeb(m): 1:47am On Sep 07, 2013
erimakosamuel: i pity u....dats all
U no dey slip by dis tyme
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 1:49am On Sep 07, 2013
Abass toheeb: U no dey slip by dis tyme
if u dey sleep,u for no know say i still dey online.....so u go to bed,i went to bed early tho,at about 9pm,n i went to the toilet to pee,i just wanted to see how una dey fair,only to see how slow una dey mov3........go sleep man,am out.ciao.
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by crowther15(m): 4:34am On Sep 07, 2013
O God of Nazzareti help ur son. I've never xprienced a day like yesterday b4 in my life. Am out of internet, no light 2 charge and d fail 2 come out. Holy Ghost is working
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 5:17am On Sep 07, 2013
kolamark:

nice 2 meet u bro. here is my phone number for watsapp 08083527887......... bt I cnt play football

Mystolad the dreamer.....lol
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Hayurdayle(m): 7:05am On Sep 07, 2013
Thank You JESUS! have you said that today?
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by mystolad(m): 7:18am On Sep 07, 2013
choose4me:

Mystolad the dreamer.....lol

God saved u boy.....wud av luv 2 sub u wit d guy grintongue....
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Fiilosofer(m): 7:31am On Sep 07, 2013
I just they observe...
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Nobody: 7:33am On Sep 07, 2013
Hayurdayle: Thank You JESUS! have you said that today?
yes i did......everytime i wake up in the night i do........its part of me,i get angry with myself wen i dont do dat.........THANK YOU JESUS.
Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Johnnoah1st: 7:54am On Sep 07, 2013
The list is out halleluyah!!!

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