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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kendzyma(m): 8:50pm On Aug 01, 2013
IKJ66:
my guy wit 236 pume score and 250
jamb score,dey didnt even considered me 4 anoda course even though nt d economicz i applied 4,so u c
........waves at evry1...
haha,no scare persn 4 dis place O,run go ur place
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Dolphineyes(m): 9:24pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kendzyma: haha,no scare persn 4 dis place O,run go ur place
I absolutely concur to what the guy said. I had 256 as my average,and was not considered for Law 2yrs back. I love this School though like die. He ain't scaring no one. If you are not on the merit list,you need to move,and move quickly.Catchment might even fail you,should u meet the average and not process further.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Dolphineyes(m): 9:42pm On Aug 01, 2013
Kendzyma: haha,no scare persn 4 dis place O,run go ur place
nor was I offered another course.A bitter pill I had to swallow and learn from.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by emmyeuler1: 9:46pm On Aug 01, 2013
Dolphineyes: nor was I offered another course.A bitter pill I had to swallow and learn from.
what do u mean by catchment might even fail you?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:24pm On Aug 01, 2013
Hausa: tell u.i

U.I na school?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 10:26pm On Aug 01, 2013
jakesund:

U.I na school?
c questn no u.i no be school..
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 10:27pm On Aug 01, 2013
jakesund:

U.I na school?
c questn no u.i no be school.. na university...chaii
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:30pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: oRI E PE BOBOYI MAKE OAU ANSA PESN JHOR WE FIRST UNILAG DO EXAM NA WERIN BE ALL DIS TRASH..

abii oooo. . .i don dey wait sotey them wan turn me to waiter. .lolxz. At least if man see call up mark now we go know the next point of action which is gonna be preps for matric by God's grace.


On a second thought,i think goodluck jonathan is a graduate of oau. . .that na why the man slow like snail smiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:33pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: c questn no u.i no be school.. na university...chaii
i sabi say na uni but when we're talking about oau i find it very insultive to mention u.i cuz sleep n death no be mates >smiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 10:35pm On Aug 01, 2013
jakesund: i sabi say na uni but when we're talking about oau i find it very insultive to mention u.i cuz sleep n death no be mates >smiley
on d contrary wch be sleep nd death??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 10:39pm On Aug 01, 2013
READ THIS......

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to
everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to
do!


When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-
trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This is called"Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!


After the robbers had left, the bankmanager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from
the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.


The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The bank manager took$80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!" This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

QUESTION: So who are the real robbers here?

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 10:45pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: on d contrary wch be sleep nd death??

there are only two universities in the world... OAU and others.now u know the answer to ur question.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 10:48pm On Aug 01, 2013
I smell rat...
jakesund:

there are only two universities in the world... OAU and others.now u know the answer to ur question.
naw i knw wat nd where u re driving @ erase such 4rm ur mind oga afta U.I cums OAU @ d bk.... Dnt do as if u dnt knw coz we re aspiring 4 d skul neva means we wud let dat overshadow us.....
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 11:28pm On Aug 01, 2013
AdExLaWyEr: I smell rat... naw i knw wat nd where u re driving @ erase such 4rm ur mind oga afta U.I cums OAU @ d bk.... Dnt do as if u dnt knw coz we re aspiring 4 d skul neva means we wud let dat overshadow us.....

bro besides u.i being the premier uni what else makes it better?. . .give me valid points and i will humbly accept.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by temitope23(m): 11:50pm On Aug 01, 2013
If you like make UI the best university in the solar system that one concern me? Why not go to UI thread and loud that and let me have some breathing space here. Everytime one mumu will just like to come here and create one useless argument and some mumu here will play along too. Mtcheew
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Hausa(m): 12:07am On Aug 02, 2013
jakesund:

U.I na school?
na stool?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Hausa(m): 12:10am On Aug 02, 2013
jakesund: i sabi say na uni but when we're talking about oau i find it very insultive to mention u.i cuz sleep n death no be mates >smiley
actually u may be right but if u say it in their thread, they might descend on u like ALUU 4
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Hausa(m): 12:31am On Aug 02, 2013
temitope23: If you like make UI the best university in the solar system that one concern me? Why not go to UI thread and loud that and let me have some breathing space here. Everytime one mumu will just like to come here and create one useless argument and some mumu here will play along too. Mtcheew
is it until u gain admission d@ u'll become professional? Which one is calling pple mumu & dis agboro hissing?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Dolphineyes(m): 12:55am On Aug 02, 2013
emmyeuler1: what do u mean by catchment might even fail you?
i had a pal from kwara,who had an exact aggregate as his catchment demands. logically,he shouldn't fuss or sweat it. But no,he missed the admission that year. All am saying is, many of us don't know how this whole process works. We need to get out there. Be on Campus and enquire. Don't feel too comfortable about ur high score.Don't sit on it.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kunlexic(m): 2:40am On Aug 02, 2013
Dolphineyes: i had a pal from kwara,who had an exact aggregate as his catchment demands. logically,he shouldn't fuss or sweat it. But no,he missed the admission that year. All am saying is, many of us don't know how this whole process works. We need to get out there. Be on Campus and enquire. Don't feel too comfortable about ur high score.Don't sit on it.
Kwara is not among OAU catchment.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:17am On Aug 02, 2013
temitope23: If you like make UI the best university in the solar system that one concern me? Why not go to UI thread and loud that and let me have some breathing space here. Everytime one mumu will just like to come here and create one useless argument and some mumu here will play along too. Mtcheew

only 3 words for u bruv!

GET A LIFE! smiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 5:25am On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: na stool?
na skull grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 6:37am On Aug 02, 2013
em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 6:41am On Aug 02, 2013
Hausa: is it until u gain admission d@ u'll become professional? Which one is calling pple mumu & dis agboro hissing?
lolzzzzzzzzzz..gain admision ke abi wen THey av dia bsc or bEd deni.....dint they know they r talkin to dia agemate..woh..if pesin haul word on mhee..toh*mouth sealed*na surprise e go b
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oysdam(m): 6:56am On Aug 02, 2013
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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oysdam(m): 6:56am On Aug 02, 2013
Kunlexic: Kwara is not among OAU catchment.
buh it's among elds??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by phtemie(m): 7:23am On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx
Exactly..Coming to OAU thread to claim UI is better than OAU is totally out of it..
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:25am On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx
oga totti.. Me gbadun you!... I seriously think these arguments are uncalled for...... BOTH schools are good!...
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olusanya333(m): 8:51am On Aug 02, 2013
President Goodluck Jonathan has directed the Federal Ministryof Education to commence full implementation of the demands made by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) in order to resolve the indefinite strike embarked upon by the union.
Jonathan gave the directive while on a state visit to Nasarawa State,to commission the ultra-modern TA’AL Model Primary School, constructed by the Governor Tanko Al-Makura administration toprovide qualitative, competitive and free education for the less privileged.
Represented by Vice President Mohammed Namadi Sambo, the president, who was not categorical with figures, said billions of naira have been approved and Education Minister, Ruquayyatu Rufai, has been directed to commence implementation as soon as possible.
While pledging the continued support of the Federal Government to Nasarawa State through the Universal Basic Education Commission (UBEC), Jonathan also promised to provide free textbooks and science laboratory equipment to TA’AL model school and no fewer than 30 others, which are to be constructed in all the local government areas of the state
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 9:03am On Aug 02, 2013
michaeltotti: em em..clearin throat*jakesund i sight u jawe...i concur wit u...u no b bastard for supportin oau jawe.wit dix u do sev..i pray God let u to rep d school*amen*.......wen fynest dey tok say na ui....popular sayin my mum is d best cook in d world..do dt say she cn cook better compare to fork n finger?bt it is contemted wit what u av...ui b school bt oau is ma blood..#lobatan..case dismiss plx

you are on point bro! smiley
so far there is no legal document to prove u.i is better than OAU then its all a fallacy.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 9:07am On Aug 02, 2013
temitope23: If you like make UI the best university in the solar system that one concern me? Why not go to UI thread and loud that and let me have some breathing space here. Everytime one mumu will just like to come here and create one useless argument and some mumu here will play along too. Mtcheew
then who re d mumu u referng to??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by AdExLaWyEr: 9:10am On Aug 02, 2013
jakesund:

you are on point bro! smiley
so far there is no legal document to prove u.i is better than OAU then its all a fallacy.
u knw its a fallacy y do u stat it in d first place.. *i pirry u*

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