Hello evry1 u dn hear say ASUU dn cancel all postjamb....oau might be wrting anoda pume afta d strike...mak we dy familarize ourself with our books ooo...mo ki eyintemi o, @oluwatola èwolose?

If its true ASUU cancelled universities pume,na to open book again sure pass o...

If its true ASUU cancelled universities pume,na to open book again sure pass o....

phtemie:
Rehearsal for the launching noni..

Oh! Great... With Sister Camizzy I guess.. #winks#

Penboy: Guys abeg. Has Oau announced the date of their post ume exam? And if so, are second choice candidates allowed to write? Thanks.

@all. Hehe. Na wetin person ask me after i just came back from 'Ife' oh. But seriously em missed the exam. @xkid2000. Men you burst me green handed oh. |ols. And to our fellow aspirants who wrote this waec, make una begin rep una results oh. #Success

x-kid2000:
It has been conducted,13th July 2013 to be precise... It'll be quite unfortunate if you missed it,which am sure you didn't.Read your posts on this thread,you are an m.b.b.s candidate,and u said ur pume centre was Chemistry Lab[FAC OF science]! Or are you kidding or something? It seems so tho! # Nobody Invite me come the launching of the 15D oh,,na to scatter am go sure! #runs to katsina[boko haram hq]#

and I wan talk am say X-kid go vex o........ Chai#no vex boss, na beta post Samtolly wan assign u na im make im dey silent for now

Samtolly4JESUS: The launching is about to start... #paces around in my white Agbada making sure everything is in order#... Dials papindiho's number in secret... #he picks at first ring: make sure that X kid guy doesn't reach that kastina... Double cross him and bring him to the party... He will wash all the used items#...

dials samtolly back: reporting is CSO sir, the deck is safe no more dust #na so we dey communicate make the congregation no dey eye us...........#lolz

phtemie:
Rehearsal for the launching noni..

lolz........ Oga akorin d rehearsal go conk o.... #keep looking ryt and left watching xkid as the lunching is about to get underway#

Timichael: . Amen ooo... Bt wotz even d 15D? Does barrister sam knw anytn abt technology? Abeg, make i introduce 50D. I bought am yesterday...

dials Jakesund to hint on Timi's whereabout...... Mission frm Samtolly: get 50D from Timi and replace it with 15D.............. #gets 10 armed men along and invade Timi's base...... ------









injects Timi and he sleeps off.

Processing.... 50D taken and replaced with 15D.






Back to camp: dials Samtolly's no:
sir, no shaking the launching is holding the 50D is not ordinary sir but infinity.





Samtolly: O boy u don make me happy ehn........#redresses his agbada himself. Stay alert incase of any development.







Papin: roger sir.

Samtolly4JESUS: No sire, they will annouce it after the World Cup!..#May GoD bless you as you wait#

i dont get...why is there a Jesus in your username?

still on

Oluwatola5: Ah, nawa 4 u oh, dunno wut u want law 4 wen dramatic arts is shinnin it's teeth @u.....em, d@ reminds me, i cant still bliv am stuck wif u 4 life as my broda #eyes soakd#

##crying in chinese##....chin bo kun ah ta quan zu gin liu a bakul.

Ma sister cant i just disown u and then marry u

Samtolly4JESUS: did I ask you to talk@Tola? .. I planned to
do the official launching at 12pm. I have to do it
now niyen...... #clears throat# God has blessed this
thread with a new 72' 15D CCTV through me ..
Launching officials goes thus
ChairMan: Samtolly
ChairLady: Miracy
Chief launcher: Fynestboi
MC: Jakesund;P
Welfare: Oluwatola
Chief Security Officer: Papindindho
Choir ministration: phtemie
All shadow aspirants will be my guests;p
Thanks as You honour my invitation. #bows outta
thread#

##sees his name on the list,runs off to borrow suit from his pastor and wrapper from tola##

oya d MC is here let the launching begin

papindinho: and I wan talk am say X-kid go vex o........ Chai#no vex boss, na beta post Samtolly wan assign u na im make im dey silent for now

##clears throat.##
papindinho u too dey lie tell xkid d truth na

...ok if u no go tell am me go tell am..

##clears throat and takes one spoon of gahrie##

ur name is not on the list becux samtolly knows u prefer BLACK AND WHITE -00''INCHES TV ...that kind tv wey our grandpa dey lock inside cage..

Oluwatola5: Eyah.....das so swit of u and touchin and guess wut, am rily










































not moved....

really!!

jakesund:

##sees his name on the list,runs off to borrow suit from his pastor and wrapper from tola##

oya d MC is here let the launching begin

#grabs C4 explosives# #reads the manual# na jakey,papadinho and samtolly i go start with!! #waiting patienty for this 3 dudes to arrive# dials comrade ahmed X-kid: hello,guy hw far she u don buy german padlock wey i instruct u to buy? Ahmed: walai oga,ebrithin is ready walai X-kid : once the launching start,u and other comrades make sure the c4 dey well fitted to the chairs of jakey,papadinho and tolly... Ahmed: no froblem.. X-kid: Thorr.. And don't 4get to follow the back door and escape with miracy,tola and camizzy,keep an eye on the guests i want the job to be neat,not like dat yeye abdulmutalab oh! Ahmed: oga trust me,na d 20th bombing job wey i go do b dis #shines teeth# bombing underway#

jakesund:

##clears throat.##
papindinho u too dey lie tell xkid d truth na

...ok if u no go tell am me go tell am..

##clears throat and takes one spoon of gahrie##

ur name is not on the list becux samtolly knows u prefer BLACK AND WHITE -00''INCHES TV ...that kind tv wey our grandpa dey lock inside cage..

Lols... E go b like 'film trick' when everything go happen... #watching from ma CCTV cameras# #gulps cold g-flakes water#

Abi una dey fear to start the launching ni

bory09: This time next year sitting and gisting with some bros at etf campus laffing and also cracking jokes but also holding my phone tight waiting for my phone to fully load checking my phone screen seeing oau 2014/2015 aspirant posting in ethutiasm on admission trend, smiling on their post i posted as a senior that am once a aspirant advising them to be calm and cool theirs is admission.
Wow let it be o lord am praying now on my knees

wow!! Bro i shr d same drim wif u ooo...God help us

Samtolly4JESUS: #faints#

lolzz....dnt b suprised, technology waits 4 no man

afobam: Hello evry1 u dn hear say ASUU dn cancel all postjamb....oau might be wrting anoda pume afta d strike...mak we dy familarize ourself with our books ooo...mo ki eyintemi o, @oluwatola èwolose?

no, d@ can neva happen IJN, schs av got 2 fight 4 d intrest of d aspirants d@ wrote deir exams nau and d money dey av spent. I cant evn imagine myslf goin thru all d slipless nites, days wen i abandond my bed and slept on top of my books on my readin table, enuf is enuf of o'level subjects in my life. Bsyds sef, i cant evn remember whr i flingd all my prep books again afta runnin a gud race and fightin a gud fight....

pls don't cause panic here...OAU can never re-conduct post utme...so chill...just wait for the cut off to come out....if u fail to meet the post utme cut off....u better start reading for another Jamb.....all is well.....no shaking...even GEJ can't cancel oau's pJ...talkless of ASUU...Happy fitri to my muslim brothers....have fun

jakesund:

##crying in chinese##....chin bo kun ah ta quan zu gin liu a bakul.

Ma sister cant i just disown u and then marry u

Glory be 2 God ooo....naso God take save me 4rm life imprisonment sha!!!

Teaser4: pls don't cause panic here...OAU can never re-conduct post utme...so chill...just wait for the cut off to come out....if u fail to meet the post utme cut off....u better start reading for another Jamb.....all is well.....no shaking...even GEJ can't cancel oau's pJ...talkless of ASUU...Happy fitri to my muslim brothers....have fun

oga mi 10nk u jawe, u wont see confusion in ur life IJN

jakesund:

##sees his name on the list,runs off to borrow suit from his pastor and wrapper from tola##

oya d MC is here let the launching begin

hmm... i hope u didnt go der half naked coz i vehemently refused 2 giv u d@ wrapper

Fynestboi: really!!

#teeth out and noddin my head#

Oluwatola5: oga mi 10nk u jawe, u wont see confusion in ur life IJN

don't mention sis.. .amen...same to u

Got a call last night from an unknown caller,after a couple of minutes i threatened that i would end the call if the caller does'nt tell me who it is. . .lo and behold it was the popular bully malaria...now that i'm within its grasp i wanna ask y'all to kindly pray for me...thanks..

x-kid2000:
Lols... E go b like 'film trick' when everything go happen... #watching from ma CCTV cameras# #gulps cold g-flakes water#

xkid,so after sharing ma g-flakes with u,u wan still roast me But wait oh that bomb wey i send nor reach afghanistan or all this ya post na just ''film trick'' ? ..thats why i hate all these chinese fims..person wey i don bomb still dey post for nairaland...



##remembers ghost exists##



##jake runs off forgetting his shadow##



xkid abeg tell ma shadow make e meet me for the launching ceremony

Hausa: i dont get...why is there a Jesus in your username?

I don't get either sire.....

[size=20pt] JESUS [/size]
Court Date:

After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end.

The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting
room of what I thought to be a court house.

The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor.'
He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me.He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney,
a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed
so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room, I couldn't take my eyes off of Him.

As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.'

The prosecutor rose and said,
'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this person
belongs in hell.'

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and in the past when I cheated others, Satan told of other horrible
Perversions that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the
further down in my seat I sank.

I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was equally upset at My Attorney who sat there silently not Offering any form of defense at all.

I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, 'This person belongs in hell,
is guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person
who can prove otherwise.'

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the bench.

The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan,
and beckoned Him to come forward.

As He got up and started walking, I was able to see Him in
His full splendor and majesty.

I realized why He seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, 'Hi,
Dad,' and then He turned to address the court.

'Satan was correct in saying that this person has sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations.

And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this person deserves to be
punished.

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms and proclaimed, 'However, I died on the cross so
that this person might have eternal life and has accepted Me as Savior, so this person is Mine.'

My Lord continued with, 'This person's name is written in the Book of Life, and no one can snatch this one from Me.

Satan still does not understand yet. This person is not to be given justice, but rather mercy.'

As Jesus sat down, He quietly paused, looked at His Father and said, 'There is nothing else that needs to be done.' 'I've done it all.'

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down.

The following words bellowed from His lips..

'This person is free.'

'The penalty has already been paid in full.'
'Case dismissed.'

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving,
'I won't give up, I will win the next one.'

I asked Jesus
as He gave me my instructions where to go next, 'Have you ever lost a case?'

Christ lovingly smiled and said,

'Everyone that has come to Me and asked Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you,
~Paid In Full~'

Thanks @ those who honoured the I.V

@papindihno: you're the best CSO

@X-kid: its obvious you're a baneling.. Richard cypher will take care of you

@Jakes: baba, I hail oo.. As for that Malaria, you're healed in Jesus Name!

As for those who retain their shadowy identity... Just wanna tell you that the new 50D is very active.. Twill expose y'all.
.. #bows outta stage#