Fynestboi: @michaeloti u didnt do anytn nt all dose wu abuse re ban.... Note dat....

wetin i do den?

As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter president, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

jake i no nid pesin tell me say u hate me..y alws to sanitate na im ma name would be?na me to b pickin papers nd used tyn for u*ehn*av even retire..ah no dey work aqain since 18b.c

#yawns# oluwatola don promise ekiti boys extra g-flakes.. So no worries..

michaeltotti: jake i no nid pesin tell me say u hate me..y alws to sanitate na im ma name would be?na me to b pickin papers nd used tyn for u*ehn*av even retire..ah no dey work aqain since 18b.c

Retire?? Who tell you,, Farooq abeg dash this guy 1 make him retire to OAUTH sharpaly......

Samtolly4:




hmmm... Oga fynest, hope una don do the programme of event?

People don dey come oo

Naxo programme already arrange.....

Good evening great people.I've been away for long what's pumping?

michaeltotti: wetin i do den?

stop asking wat u do wen u c me 4 2go i wud tell d tn wey ban u na robot..... So just appy say i culd pay ur bail earlier enuf u go tay 4 PRISON(4DAYS].... So 4get y u re ban coz its meaningless if u knw naw.. Abi u wan go fite robot ni??

temitope23: Good evening great people.I've been away for long what's pumping?

na water ooo..

heheh ds thread is bubbling oh ..congrats guys

PLS @ALL WAT IS OSUN CATCHMENT FOR ARCHITECTURE

TANX IN ANTICIPATION

x-kid2000:
As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [/center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

i swears, if u does not invited omole to came to these thread. The elections is not old. Does u nt knew that he could raised the cut off for all barawo bouncers departments? I jst dey whisper o, make u did that b4 d program started. (ASUU y?)

Adehwale: Red carpet officially kicks off by 7pm at exactly *checks watch* 10 minutes 4rm nw.
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We shall be using d red, turned magneta carpet kindly donated by our honourable xkid.
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Once its 7pm, any significant member found on the thread shall be kindly called upon to state what exactly he/she is wearing.
This goes on till 8.45 and the show officially off by 9pm.
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Myself and papidnho shall be anchoring the red carpet event.
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Nomination for each category of excos (or lehme jst say 'awards' shall be announced soon.
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Let the show begin!

scratch head me no wear any clothe oo loolx sowi i dnt knw d color of d clothe am wearng kiakia le me go nd wear easy identify color...#runs to mai rum.#

x-kid2000:
As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that [/center]As the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BOUNCERS obafemi awolowo university chapter, I will like to inform you that 1. Inform you that for tonight's event,over 600 able bouncers have been made available 2. If you leave with swollen chicks and fractured bones[no be ma fault oh],this is because the bouncers are ludicrously THIN... 3. Movement during the event is highly prohibited as this can attract THUNDEROUS SLAPS[u fit see moon o] 4. G-flakes and k-straw must be made available for all bouncers as failure to do so can lead to breaking of head with cold coca-cola bottles 5. The bouncers will be given a gurl each to rapport with to avoid boredom! NB: THE BOUNCERS DRESS CODE IS AGBADA AND FACE CAP COUPLED WITH NEATLY CARVED RUBBER SLIPPERS... Signed : X-KID.. Have a wonderful celebration ahead!

xkid i dey feel u wella

and because of u i dey play bounce on top ma nokia since morning...

if ah no see u for the first day of resumption eh ...hmmmn

i will rather kill maself than commit suicide that day

shakur07: heheh ds thread is bubbling oh ..congrats guys

wlcm.

Lol

Fynestboi: na water ooo..

Xkid, sammy, jake nd all abeg make una ans me na.

Wat is archtecture osun catchment mark

Timichael: I am too happy 2 post anytn! OAU here i come... Team #LLB

Congrats bro.

jakesund:

xkid i dey feel u wella

and because of u i dey play bounce on top ma nokia since morning...

if ah no see u for the first day of resumption eh ...hmmmn

i will rather kill maself than commit suicide that day

why you go kill yourself when bouncers full ground?? #winkz#

Sleek_Hoyeen: Congrats bro.

thanks a bunch. Did u scale d hurdle 2?

michaeltotti: jake i no nid pesin tell me say u hate me..y alws to sanitate na im ma name would be?na me to b pickin papers nd used tyn for u*ehn*av even retire..ah no dey work aqain since 18b.c

ma man i like u pass g-flakes

Timichael: thanks a bunch. Did u scale d hurdle 2?

Yeah,I did. #TeamEGL

Am Wearing a Grey shirt[inner], brown leather jacket[gift from tola], Cyan trousers and a perfectly made red yoruba cap with a yellow puma football boot! Its for easy recognition.... Erm..... #anxious# hope am good to go?!

Ashbaba: Xkid, sammy, jake nd all abeg make una ans me na.

Wat is archtecture osun catchment mark

sir pls hold while i search for it

Sleek_Hoyeen: Yeah,I did. #TeamEGL

congratulations nd more of greater suxesis 2 kom. Ur EGL is English or wot?

Adehwale: kicking off the red carpet event with a popular member of d threadjakesundkindly tell us ur outfit for the event *points mic at him*

agbada
mini skirt under
timbaland boots
sturds
pencil jeans unda d skirt
and a strapless bra to keep evertin in place

jakesund:

sir pls hold while i search for it

BOSS tanx

I see u guyz are holding up pretty well, its a great thing 2 have a forum wre young and ambitious lads like u guys can get to interact and rub minds 2geda. Am sure majority of u scored well above 200, u are almost in d gr8 citadel; its just a matter of time!!! Am a 100 level law student of dis gr8 institution and trust me being an undergraduate comes with a lot of interesting add-ons, which am sure u would sooner be introduced to. Just have it at the back of ur mind that God has ur admission under-controll... Remember a reader is a leader!!! Use ur time judiciously, tho I recommend a lot of sleep_-_ cos oau will drain u in a giffi

jakesund: Guys forgive me for going off without permission

to hair is human and to forgive is design

was busy prep-ping ma sister tola for the elections

ya know how we ekitimaticians like to look good for virtual events

xkid come and dobale... i wanna confer on u the honorary title of COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF BOUNCERS STAFF

michaeltotti ATTORNEY GENERAL OF ENVIRONMENTAL SANITATION LOGISTICS AND PLANNING


phtemie--INSPECTOR GENERAL OF G-FLAKES MINING AND PROCESSING

samtolly - GENERAL OVERSEER OF K-STRAW MOULDING AND FRYING

fynest -VICE CHANCELLOR G-FLAKES AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY OF AGEGUNLE

papindinho - no more bedspace squat with michael

I won't starve till resumption..Na free food(g-flakes) I'll be eating till next year...veli veli happy.

jakesund:

agbada
mini skirt under
timbaland boots
sturds
pencil jeans unda d skirt
and a strapless bra to keep evertin in place

yeeeh!! U 4get ur wig bruh!