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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Adegbemigunjosh(m): 7:38am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills....6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message..7. AN EDO man who sprayed himself with mortein to keep mosquitoes away......8.AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. av a nyc dae |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 7:40am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Gcool2: Guy,pls aw does it wa bi gbalo?wetin u do to it?u don commot ife?abeg,i wan know.i didnt rilli sit at hum, i went dere twice, d remaining is personal |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 7:42am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ghydyon: fynest dnt wori ur mum has a beta plan 4 u.i was going 2ru ha diary den i saw d promise she made 4 u on 25/12/13 dat she want 2 buy u planet pluto once d list is out.***dont let ha knw orelse she wont get it 4 u***Really interesting nodhead |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 7:54am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ghydyon: jake micheal neva finish his una jail term ni? ...padi mii...he's still in jail watching naruto |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 7:57am On Aug 23, 2013 |
A wonderful morning to y'all |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by jakesund(m): 8:00am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ... ##covers blanket and goes back to bed## |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 8:07am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Nairalane: Eternity is Godly is a day that has no sunset : Eternity to the unGodly is a nite that has no sunrise. Dear brethren, Pls, KEEP UR GODLINESS or become a child today.sir concerning d last quote bfore antispambot ban me..d username is michaeltotti........tanx sir |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 8:13am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Morning friends.. how was ur nite?? |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 8:14am On Aug 23, 2013 |
jakesund: A wonderful morning to y'allmorning boss me |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 8:15am On Aug 23, 2013 |
hackex: Morning friends.. how was ur nite??cool boss, and yours? |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 8:16am On Aug 23, 2013 |
jakesund: Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ...dats what's up ooooo |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:20am On Aug 23, 2013 |
I notice dis days dat michaelotti is scarce to POST afta been ban twice...... Coz i knw michael wella well well to dose wey antispambot dn stat awardng with adminsn present congrat to una oooo excluding me coz its nt a new tn to me....... |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by papindinho(m): 8:21am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man whololz.... GWARI man ni o |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:22am On Aug 23, 2013 |
papindinho: lolz.... GWARI man ni othe questn shud ve been WHO MUMU PASS then it goes to GWARI bt abt d funny na all funny... |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:24am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man whoTO ME EHN NON IS FUNNY COZ DIS RE ALL EPITOME OF MUMURITY |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 8:33am On Aug 23, 2013 |
the strike has been reported to b called off in 2032...... Piece of advice:ladies go nd marry... Ah dey ground if u wan marry mhee buh on a condition..na u go pay ma dowry oooo.. |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 8:36am On Aug 23, 2013 |
fYnEsTboII: I notice dis days dat michaelotti is scarce to POST afta been ban twice...... Coz i knw michael wella well well to dose wey antispambot dn stat awardng with adminsn present congrat to una oooo excluding me coz its nt a new tn to me.......antispamboth jux let d tyn tyar mee..av leaarnt ao to b widaot nairaland sev...tyar tyar of evrytyn,tyard of ASUU,tyard of ohm gan..tyard of naija...tyard of tola sev..she dey treaten... |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 8:37am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Of the greatest ife, great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!great ife, great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great ife. |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 8:39am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Good morning eyin ogami gbogbo oo |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:45am On Aug 23, 2013 |
michaeltotti: antispamboth jux let d tyn tyar mee..av leaarnt ao to b widaot nairaland sev...tyar tyar of evrytyn,tyard of ASUU,tyard of ohm gan..tyard of naija...tyard of tola sev..she dey treaten...ahahah u nt tayad of NIGGA NI? u nt tayad of JAKE na?? |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:47am On Aug 23, 2013 |
AKPOS THE TEACHER Akpos: "who is the minister of education?" Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan" Akpos: "who is CBN governor?" Children: "Aliko Dangote" Akpos; "who is the minister for information?". Children: "Mike Adenuga" Akpos; "who is the minister for sports. Children: "Stephen keshi". Akpos: "Correct! who composed the national anthem of Nigeria" Children: "wizkid" Akpos: "correct" what is 2+5? Children: "25" Akpos:- "correct" Akpos:-"what is the capital of Nigeria?" Children: "Abia-umuahia " Akpos: "correct, Who is d president of nigeria?". Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari" Akpos:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of twins". Children: "Psquare" Akpos: "correct! who is the minister for women affairs" Children: "Genevieve Nnaji" Akpos: "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state? Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola" Akpos: "Correct!" Akpos:- "Good! Clap for yourselves... (children claps) It's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!!! |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by benatex(m): 8:51am On Aug 23, 2013 |
O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na. |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 8:56am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Sum pple sha maturity is low?? Just because nbdy could help u get pre degree ctmark ryt? Is dat nt y u tnk maturity scarces 4 here, well well well #majen soro ju# benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.mtcheew u dn kill ya self even b4 seeing knife, i knw its nt ur fault na frustratn no worri u go soon c pesn dat wud leave wats he s dng to elp u go check senate building...... |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by phtemie(m): 9:04am On Aug 23, 2013 |
fYnEsTboII: the questn shud ve been WHO MUMU PASS then it goes to GWARI bt abt d funny na all funny...Exactly...They're all funny..But the Gwari man is the Mumuest of them all.. |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 9:16am On Aug 23, 2013 |
fYnEsTboII: ahahah u nt tayad of NIGGA NI? u nt tayad of JAKE na??am tyard of jake gan...buh ah beat am yesterday..dt y he went to slip bck liein dt it osun osogbo festival dt let im slip..na lie ooo |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by fYnEsTboII(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2013 |
No wonda michaeltotti: am tyard of jake gan...buh ah beat am yesterday..dt y he went to slip bck liein dt it osun osogbo festival dt let im slip..na lie ooo |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Adegbemigunjosh(m): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2013 |
fYnEsTboII: TO ME EHN NON IS FUNNY COZ DIS RE ALL EPITOME OF MUMURITY Mmmmm...funny in d first place no longer funny-CONTRADICTION...ALL IS WELL |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 9:44am On Aug 23, 2013 |
benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.oya, give us better topic make we discussion |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Adegbemigunjosh(m): 10:01am On Aug 23, 2013 |
benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na. gat wat ure tryin to say,hadnt bin u said it euphemiously it wuld av bin beta...small small pipu...no vex 4 him o |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 11:17am On Aug 23, 2013 |
fYnEsTboII: Really?!u jxt trust me |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 11:18am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Ghydyon: fynest dnt wori ur mum has a beta plan 4 u.i was going 2ru ha diary den i saw d promise she made 4 u on 25/12/13 dat she want 2 buy u planet pluto once d list is out.***dont let ha knw orelse she wont get it 4 u***I hrd u |
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 11:21am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man whoD Gwari man and d dumb Efik nurse follows |
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