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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 9:45am On Oct 24, 2013
Hmm.....nice gists from stalites, i couldnt help getting scared, laugh and smile at some of what i read so far. I have heard about this removing of head too by a girl, altho that was in UNILAG, the girl removed it and starting washing her hair in the bathroom. The girl who caught her ran out and was in shock, so she called people out and told them, after saying it, she gave up the ghost. I think it is risky talking about whatever you see carelessly because you never know those spirits you maybe getting angry, except maybe you have been soaked in prayers then nothing can by any means hurt you.





Good morning everyone.smileysmileysmiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 10:12am On Oct 24, 2013
Nairalane: why not give her Law Edu.
her name is annysat so she can be hunting ants for our dept
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 10:13am On Oct 24, 2013
Iketoluwa:
nope,I'm studying English language, dassul.
alright
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 10:15am On Oct 24, 2013
Annysat: grin lolz traditional medicine ke me i no fit do dat 1 @olastep
...lol

contact michaeltotti, he'l tel u what to do
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 10:36am On Oct 24, 2013
smh
Fynestboi: 10
ur maths teacher try o.am sure ur maths wunt b b2/b3.olodo oshi.na 15 jho.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 10:38am On Oct 24, 2013
michaeltotti: smhur maths teacher try o.am sure ur maths wunt b b2/b3.olodo oshi.na 15 jho.
tongue
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 10:40am On Oct 24, 2013
Olastep1: her name is annysat so she can be hunting ants for our dept
what if shez michael?she cn b holdin mic 4 music dpartmentsmiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 10:42am On Oct 24, 2013
Fynestboi: tongue
dt ur ansa.dnt tel me dt u use ur ansa wyne me.olodo of lyf.what ur grade in maths?it shud b f9 4 u failin dz simpu maths
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 10:44am On Oct 24, 2013
michaeltotti: dt ur ansa.dnt tel me dt u use ur ansa wyne me.olodo of lyf.what ur grade in maths?it shud b f9 4 u failin dz simpu maths
thanku my first maths na d7, the other one i manage get c5 ni, so na u sabi go ahead with ur rant pea braintongue
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:46am On Oct 24, 2013
A youth corper was
part of the invigillators in a WAEC GCE exam
holding in the school he
is serving, right inside the hall when the exam
was on going, one sexy
gal who was wearing
a very short skirt and
looking gorgeous was
cutting eye for the
corper, giving him a
seductive look, so he
went straight to
the gal to find out what
her problem was. The
corper gave the gal d
solution to the
mathematics question.
So, after the exam, the Corper followed d gal up to arrange of how they
would meet and the gal
said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those
actions I was displaying
for u in the hall are
fake oooo, thats my
boyfriend waiting for me.. Mugu!..and she
laughed!....
The Corper laughed too
and said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those
answers I gave to you are formulated and
fake!.......... ..
The Girl Screamed n
Fainted!!!!!! =))
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 10:52am On Oct 24, 2013
A woman hears
someone knock at the
door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a womanliness??" She
slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears
a knock, opens up and
its the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door
again.
Her husband gets home
she tells him what
happened for the last
two days. The husband
says to her, "Honey I'm
taking tomorrow off to
be home just in case he
shows up again."
The next morning they
hear a knock at the
door and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to
see where he is going
with this." The man asks the same question, "Do you
have a womanliness?"
"Yes!" Replies the
woman. The
man replies, "Good!
Would you mind telling
your husband to leave my wife's own alone and start using yours??
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 11:00am On Oct 24, 2013
Miracy of God, i sight thou
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 24, 2013
Viewing this topic: Chiamaka01(f), Worldgreatest1(m), Afolabi6046(m), camizzy(f), nelly ikn, miracy(f) and 2 guests.

Morning. smiley
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 11:10am On Oct 24, 2013
A lady wanted a house
boy, she went over
to Ofego who then
brought his younger
brother Akpos for the
job.
"What is so special
about dis boy?" asked
de lady."he is sharp" replied Ofego.
Then the lady asked
Akpos " how do i look?"
Akpos replied " you
look like a prostitute". The lady was very furious, then turned to Ofego and said " i can't take such a rude boy". Ofego pleaded with her to wait on a little, he took Akpos to de back of the house and dipped him inside a bucket of water, when he brought him out he said
to him "insult that lady
one more time and i
will dip u inside a bucket of water again". He
took Akpos back to the lady and said " please
ma'am ask him another question;
Lady: If i come home
with a man, who is he?
Akpos: Your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Akpos: Your husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Akpos: Your husband,
his brother and your
brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Akpos: Bros Ofego get
the fvcking bucket of
water, i already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 24, 2013
^^^^

Lol. grin grin grin

YoungPRO, long time, oh.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:15am On Oct 24, 2013
michaeltotti: what if shez michael?she cn b holdin mic 4 music dpartmentsmiley
if she's miracy, she'l be serving mirinda everymorning.






If she be tola, she could work in d toilet dept:-)
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 11:21am On Oct 24, 2013
God Bless Nigeria
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 24, 2013
[quote
author=Oluwatola5]Hmm.....nice gists from stalites, i couldnt help
getting scared, laugh and smile at some of what i read so far. I have
heard about this removing of head too by a girl, altho that was in
UNILAG, the girl removed it and starting washing her hair in the
bathroom. The girl who caught her ran out and was in shock, so she
called people out and told them, after saying it, she gave up the ghost.

Good morning everyone.smileysmileysmiley[/quote]

I heard about it a while back. Did it actually happen?
Creepy, if you ask me. shockedshocked
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by olayiwola9(m): 12:05pm On Oct 24, 2013
DON'T QUIT
When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
when the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
when the funds are low and the debts are high,
and you want to smile but you have to sigh,
rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
as everyone of us sometimes learn,
and many a failure turns about,
when he might have won had he stuck it out,
Don't give up though the pace seems slow,
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is a failure turned inside out,
The silver tints of the cloud no doubt.
And you are near when success seems far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit,
It's when things seem worse that you musn't quit.

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 24, 2013
^^^

Impressive! Did you write it yourself?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by misslaw(f): 12:43pm On Oct 24, 2013
Olastep1: ...lol
oya o o. Let me share this.
Ì went to Moz twice last semester. The first time it was Olugbenger(my friend who jst posted here), and Ollyfad(a nairalander also) who came to Angola side. We met for d 1st tym dat night. After some talks, Ollyfad raised d idea we shud visit Miss law (who also posted ds night). Their rooms r beside eachother. Miss law was already on her upper bed close to d door, so we asked her to come outside. She couldnt leave Moz cos she's already almost **** i no talk o o. So, we fixed a time during d day n we met.

The other time was when Olabisi (d guy who used to come here n shout if u are in architecture!). Hahahaha. Remember?. Dats great. He told me he wanted to visit a girl in moz dat i shud join him. I initialy declined bt since i'm less busy dat night, i cant find an excuse. So, we went. We stayed beside moz common room close to d gate. Ehehehehehehehehe. Wetin pesin no go see. Hahahahahahahaha. It was all fun.

Mind you, that was the first month of resumption. Ever since, evn though moz is opposite angola, i dare not enter. Many eagles are watchin' me. Hahahahahahahahaha
heeeeeee olastep....u won loose one teeth she undecided
Olastep1: ...lol
oya o o. Let me share this.
Ì went to Moz twice last semester. The first time it was Olugbenger(my friend who jst posted here), and Ollyfad(a nairalander also) who came to Angola side. We met for d 1st tym dat night. After some talks, Ollyfad raised d idea we shud visit Miss law (who also posted ds night). Their rooms r beside eachother. Miss law was already on her upper bed close to d door, so we asked her to come outside. She couldnt leave Moz cos she's already almost **** i no talk o o. So, we fixed a time during d day n we met.

The other time was when Olabisi (d guy who used to come here n shout if u are in architecture!). Hahahaha. Remember?. Dats great. He told me he wanted to visit a girl in moz dat i shud join him. I initialy declined bt since i'm less busy dat night, i cant find an excuse. So, we went. We stayed beside moz common room close to d gate. Ehehehehehehehehe. Wetin pesin no go see. Hahahahahahahaha. It was all fun.

Mind you, that was the first month of resumption. Ever since, evn though moz is opposite angola, i dare not enter. Many eagles are watchin' me. Hahahahahahahahaha
heeeeeee olastep....u won loose one teeth she
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 12:54pm On Oct 24, 2013
kindly vote for her pls by LIKING her Picture.. Thanks! https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=318317908308189&id=302156673257646&set=a.304611623012151.1073741828.302156673257646&source=46&refid=12
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 1:52pm On Oct 24, 2013
Chiamaka01:

I heard about it a while back. Did it actually happen?
Creepy, if you ask me. shockedshocked
Lolzzz......yh, strange but true, these things do actually happen. They arent just formed.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 2:06pm On Oct 24, 2013
[quote
author=youngPRO]kindly vote for her pls by LIKING her Picture.. Thanks!

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=318317908308189&id=302156673257646&set=a.304611623012151.1073741828.302156673257646&source=46&refid=12[/quote]

Done! Are you guys related?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Oluwatola5(f): 2:11pm On Oct 24, 2013
Olastep1:
If she be tola, she could work in d toilet dept:-)
And if she is Olastep, she could be cleaning the pedestrian(over-head) bridge in Ife, also she could be sweeping all the steps that leads to a faculty, department, hostel and any other place that has steps in Ife.... gringringrinshockedshockedshocked





BTW how is Paulomike, its been a while i heard from him....

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 2:15pm On Oct 24, 2013
Chiamaka01: ^^^^

Lol. grin grin grin

YoungPRO, long time, oh.
chiamaka how are u? Gimme ur fb name so I can add u or betterstill ur 2go handle..if u use 1
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 2:20pm On Oct 24, 2013
Chiamaka01:

Done! Are you guys related?
We are close friends actually!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Olastep1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 24, 2013
miss law: heeeeeee olastep....u won loose one teeth she undecidedheeeeeee olastep....u won loose one teeth she
...lol



i no talk o o o
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Miracy(f): 2:44pm On Oct 24, 2013
[quote author=Afolabi6046]Miracy of God, i sight thou[/quote grin] ;Dmy dearest Doc,how are you
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Miracy(f): 2:46pm On Oct 24, 2013
Olastep1: if she's miracy, she'l be serving mirinda everymorning.






If she be tola, she could work in d toilet dept:-)
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Vetolips(m): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2013
Afolabi6046: Miracy of God, i sight thou
afolabi... r u an ex-predite
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:23pm On Oct 24, 2013
youngPRO: chiamaka how are u? Gimme ur fb name so I can add u or betterstill ur 2go handle..if u use 1

Chiamaka Osas(fb) You're right. I'm not on 2go.

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