SCHOOL: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays
STUDENT: someone who knows
little of everything.
PROFESSOR: someone that knows
a lot about soooo little
LECTURE: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through
"the minds of either"
LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so
that you can die Rich.
NURSE: A person who wakes u
up to give you sleeping pills.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her
masters.
DIVORCE: Future tense of
Marriage.
CONFERENCE: The confusion of
one man
multiplied by the number present.
CONFERENCE ROOM : A place
where
everybody talks, nobody listens
and
everybody disagrees later on.
COMPROMISE : The art of
dividinga
cake in such a way that
everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
DICTIONARY : A place where
success
comes before work.
FATHER: A banker provided by
nature.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different
from the
rest....except that he got caught.
BOSS: Someone who is early
when you
are late and late when you are
early.
POLITICIAN : One who shakes
your hand
before elections and your
Confidence after.
DOCTOR : A person who kills
your ills by
pills, and kills you by bills.
SMILE : A curve that can set a lot
of
things straight.
OFFICE: A place where you can
relax
after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: The only time some
married
men ever get to open their
mouth.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can
do
nothing individually and sit to
decide
that nothing can be done
together.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to
their mistakes
E.T.C .: A sign to make others
believe
that you know more than you
actually
do.

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