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Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 11:14am On Mar 04, 2008
Ayusman, what are u gonna do ith a gun? Shot yourself?
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 11:19am On Mar 04, 2008
Sorry to disappoint u. Don't cruise cars. na helicopter i dey use. Maybe na Ituen moto u run into. Sorry man!
Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 11:35am On Mar 04, 2008
aisha2:

Ayusman, what are u going to do ith a gun? Shot yourself?
beg the guy make him no commit suicide
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 11:43am On Mar 04, 2008
To protect myself from enemies.
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 11:46am On Mar 04, 2008
I really dey pity Ayusman because he is such a loyal fan but to the wrong club, Arsenal Fans are liable to suffer from heartbreak and hypentension this season, pele my brother Ayusman.
Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 11:50am On Mar 04, 2008
Ayusman, u re not alone, a friend refused to eat the last time the red devils thrashed Arsenal 4-0.
Take heart grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 11:56am On Mar 04, 2008
I didnt eat for 2 days. Imagine of all clubs, na Man. U. wan humiliate us. We must revenge when we meet for Old Trafford again!= or else,
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 12:03pm On Mar 04, 2008
Or else what? Or else you will not eat for a whole week abi?Ride on, I love your spirit of loyalty, follo Arsenal to the bottom and to relegation, good sportsmanly spirit.
Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 12:07pm On Mar 04, 2008
lmao grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 12:10pm On Mar 04, 2008
Aisha, thats a joke i guess. Hmmm! Una go surprise
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2008
Joke ke, Cant wait for the show of shame this evening, Hausa people will say " za a kwashe kwandon kunya' Translation, A whole basket of shame will be packed from the feild after the match
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 12:16pm On Mar 04, 2008
U would eat ur words when we meet online 2mrw. Watch out for Lyon to shock u at Old Trafford
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 1:06pm On Mar 04, 2008
Ok oh, let me not add to your plenty sorrows
Re: Ever Wonder? by ituen(m): 5:02pm On Mar 04, 2008
Like i'll say, notin for Man Utd n Arsenal

In fact, Chelsea go collect all 3 trophies. UP BLUES

goes into hiding cos of the repercussions
Re: Ever Wonder? by Usiola(m): 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2008
wetin blues wan do?
stop that thing
Re: Ever Wonder? by ituen(m): 8:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
I no say u be Birmingham fan

Sorry no vex
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 9:00am On Mar 05, 2008
Aishatu, where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? COme my baby!
Re: Ever Wonder? by folly69(m): 9:21am On Mar 05, 2008
up gunners 10 000 shots inna de air grin grin grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 9:32am On Mar 05, 2008
One of the Gunner's bullet to wound Aisha as she no fit talk despite all her yarns yesterday grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 9:56am On Mar 05, 2008
Ayusman, i was really proud of gunners yesterday, they played with their hearts and the held their head up high. For once , they played with thier heads not their arses
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 10:00am On Mar 05, 2008
Thanks Aisha darling. My boys made even the scummies proud. Interesting? Now! Watch out for the next episode!
Re: Ever Wonder? by folly69(m): 10:04am On Mar 05, 2008
DARLIN? for my front guy b careful oo angry
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 10:11am On Mar 05, 2008
Folly, so u be Gunner and you have been lying to me all this while, sorry oh but i no marry u again.
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 10:26am On Mar 05, 2008
He can't be a gunner, cheesy We don't come cheap grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 10:39am On Mar 05, 2008
Any way, you guys should enjoy your, " we won AC Milan trophy, because hats all you are getting this season
Re: Ever Wonder? by ayusman16(m): 10:56am On Mar 05, 2008
U should know by now that ur prophesies dont come to pass. Change profession dear. grin
Re: Ever Wonder? by folly69(m): 11:10am On Mar 05, 2008
@ayusman why ar u such a sellout tongue

@aisha my dear u never asked me so i don't remember lying to u wink
Re: Ever Wonder? by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Mar 05, 2008
for heavens sake this is jokes forum not sports!


wats all this nairaland united,
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 11:23am On Mar 05, 2008
@Ayusman, enjoy your laugh now sha, thats all i go say.
Folly, the point is that i no fit marry Arse fan, Light (Man U) and Darkness Arse) have nothing in common.
Re: Ever Wonder? by folly69(m): 11:27am On Mar 05, 2008
awww sorry love am a gunner 4 life kiss wink
Re: Ever Wonder? by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 05, 2008
Them am sorry too, you need to get a new love.
Re: Ever Wonder? by folly69(m): 11:33am On Mar 05, 2008
should dat really come btw us? sad

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