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Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by darealez(m): 1:38pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
Cristiano Ronaldo died in a single vehicle crash on Route 80 between Morristown and Roswell. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the vehicle accident and was identified by photo ID found on his body. Alcohol and drugs do not appear to have been a factor in this accident – January 23, 2013 Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Cristiano Ronaldo lost control while driving a friend’s vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly. The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident. Witnesses have stated that Cristiano Ronaldo’s car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll. Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under an influence, however initial findings indicate that drugs or alcohol did not contribute in any way to this accident as it was more likely to been caused by road conditions. Memorial services for Cristiano Ronaldo have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma. As much as one would’ve thought all these were true, it is nothing but a rumour after-all. THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE! It’s all from an entertainment website, and also a totally fake article based on zero truth and a complete work of fiction for entertainment purposes! This story was dynamically generated using a generic ‘template’ and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by some web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank ‘non-specific’ template for the purpose of entertainment. www.cristiano.ronaldo.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/auto80_m.php |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
Kai...4 were u hear dis?....u beta qo job forum,dere ar vacancy of ur choice in dere.....jobLess #cunt |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by darealez(m): 2:08pm On Jan 23, 2013 |
Jezyfreezman: Kai...4 were u hear dis?....u beta qo job forum,dere ar vacancy of ur choice in dere.....jobLess #cuntfollow the link n stop talking nonsense! |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Judolisco(m): 11:39pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Its fake jst confirmed it |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by chynabest(m): 12:53pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
Jobless ediot wit there jobless rumor |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by saidumkc: 6:47pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
Are u kidding me? The website reads copyright 2011, so are we currently seeing his ghost? Abeg go find better job to do jareh. |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by Gistben: 9:46pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
dis story might be true oh cos even europian sport sites has it too. |
Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Dies In A Car Crash <hoax> by mayorakins1(m): 4:59pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
How cm dis affect d price of garri 4 market... Ptchewww |
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