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| Where Were U? by oscarwodo(m): 3:37pm On Apr 30, 2006 |
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice shout at him. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a few seconds later a big brick fell down in front of him. The man was shocked that he wasn't hit by the brick. The man went on and after a while he went to cross the road. Once again, the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die." The man asked the voice, "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah? And where the heck were you when I got married?" |
| Re: Where Were U? by diddy4(m): 5:56pm On Apr 30, 2006 |
yeah, where the heck was he? funny  |
| Re: Where Were U? by Z4M4eva(f): 3:02pm On May 01, 2006 |
l.o.l  |
| Re: Where Were U? by spikelord(m): 1:59am On May 08, 2006 |
HAHA, |
| Re: Where Were U? by dondee2(m): 2:06pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
funny |
| Re: Where Were U? by jmkbond(f): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2008 |
his wife must be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Re: Where Were U? by MrInfo1(m): 8:04pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
u guyz shd ask anybody, the wife's name is gabrywyl |
| Re: Where Were U? by kay9(m): 11:23pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Uuh-uuh. Its tytylayor |
| Re: Where Were U? by jmkbond(f): 11:45pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
@info,for once i agree wit u |
| Re: Where Were U? by Gabry(f): 1:16am On Sep 19, 2008 |
I be the wife eh? Yeah, thats right. Any last words before I kill ya?  |
| Re: Where Were U? by MrInfo1(m): 5:23am On Sep 19, 2008 |
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| Re: Where Were U? by Gabry(f): 6:33am On Sep 19, 2008 |
You feel the hit abi ? |
| Re: Where Were U? by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2008 |
no i dint, dat cuss i have hit absorber |
| Re: Where Were U? by Gabry(f): 8:06am On Sep 19, 2008 |
LOL |
| Re: Where Were U? by Lolabbey: 12:51pm On Mar 10, 2009 |
@ joke nice one |
| Re: Where Were U? by kenypumpin: 12:59pm On Mar 10, 2009 |
nice one |
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