An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really Hot
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"

Sweet nitee. Always injecting jokes like its overdose.

cool joke. Nice one Nightie!

lol
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chai night nurse

chai day doctor

love dis

lol

My wife,

come collect kiss for the joke

no go ooo itu
she wan use style kill you

my wife

wan kill me

so shall it be . . . , . . amen

. . . becos lola did the same to you?

na wetin lola do am he dey regret

myluve, u know i can't do such thing to u

@nighty,

this is crazy cool. Nice one, once again. Keep it up.

i know u wont do dat baby

ha ha ha ha

borrows beer from ben

cool joke

ben watches sorrowfully as clem guzzled his can of beer and mutters to himself;
And i been think say na only bla bla she dey like. *hiss*

why hissn?

ok ill return ur beer happy now?

ben grins from ear to ear.

Nice one baby girl

na who be baby girl?

FOCUS OH!!

focus on what?

see as ituen dey provoke over nite nurse.
Come wetin come happen to tessybaby ?

wat a chemistry?

ok joke nitty

tessybaby dey morn her dead hussy and shes vacant incase u re interested!

omg when did ituen die ? So ona attend im burial ona no invite me to come drink beer?

**hands a can of beer to Ben-Jay** [s]Poison dey am ooo. Drink at your own risk.[/s]
Looks at Ituen jealously and maps out a strategy to snatch nightnurse from him.

@Poster NightNurse
Why men wan blast this forum because of You na? E be like sey u hot reach pass my late 6th wife ooo

^{accepts beer from gilgee and smiles} - Ehen wetin ona dey talk about self ?