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Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 24, 2013 |
Akpors gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on whatto do, since he has never been with a woman before. Akpors: so what do i do first? His father: take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. 5 minutes later akpors on the phone again. "she is naked and in bed, what do i do now?" his father can't believe what heis hearing. Father: take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her" after another 5 minutes poor akpors is on thephone again. Akpors: dad i'm naked and in bed with her, what do i do now?. His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "shit son, do i have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing in your body Into where she pees, Good night!!! Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpors is on the phone again. Akpors: ok dad, i have my head in the toilet bowl, what do i do next? Akpors father: DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOTTTT. 1 Like |
Re: Read It Or Leave It by princysharma90(f): 12:34pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Oppsss....Poor Akpors... |
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Hardeybympeh(f): 1:02pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
GRIN GRIN |
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 9:36am On Jan 25, 2013 |
princysharma90: Oppsss....Poor Akpors... |
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Ruqaya(f): 3:17pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
hmmmn |
Re: Read It Or Leave It by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Ruqaya: hmmmn gerrout jor |
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