1) A can of coke sinks when u put it in water,but a can of diet will keep floating.

2) It is estimated dat,at any given time,close to 7% of d world population is drunk.

3) There is more alcohol in mouth wash than there is in wine.

4) Even a drop of alcohol can make a scorpion sting itself to death.

5) A scorpion can hold its breath for up to 6 days.

6)Ducks have d ability to put half their brain to sleep,and keep the other half awake.

7)A duck's quack doesn't echo,and no one knows why.

In d start of every breeding season,male ducks regrows new penis as it sheds off at the end of the season.

9)It's impossible to talk while inhaling through your nose.

10)The word scumbag originally meant condom.

11)The highest scoring word you can get in scrabble is QUIXOTRY (tell me tankz 4 giving u dis tip)

12)Each year,over 10,000 Americans injure themselves while trying sexual positions.

13)OMG is acronym for an actual medical condition "Oversized Male Instruments" (datz their wahala,i knw d meaning is Oh My GOD).

14)If you lick someone's elbow when they're not paying attention,they won't even feel it.

15)No matter how hard you pinch the extra skin on your elbow,you won't feel any pain.

16)The two highest IQ scorers ever recorded belonges to women (thats because i've done my IQ test).

17)Cats will clean themselves after you pet them,because they hate human smell!! (wat are this cats feeling like??smh)

18)The number 5 is pronounced "Ha" in Thai,so 555 would be HaHaHa.

19)Women in their period,detect snakes faster.

20) 3 things i know about you 1)you can't say P without your lips touching. 2)you just tried it. 3)you're now smiling !!!

Number 2 & 12, How funny?

Dry!!!

slimyem: Dry!!!

is d topic 20 funny facts of life?? Mtcheeew