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How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 9:36pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Speaking in tongues has become a joke where charlatans and conmen just shout rubbish and a gullible crowd of christians will swallow it up. I have been thinking about a way to stop this problem and so I have come up with a simple test. 1) We gather 10 people; 8 actors and 2 real christians 2) We tell all of them to speak in tongues 3) We get the MOG to pick two people that minister to his heart out of the ten 4) We then note if he could use his "holy spirit" to ascertain the two real christians out of the 10. I predict that most pastors will fail- 0/2 and less than one percent will even manage to get one out of two. What do you think? |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Pygru: 9:42pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
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Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 9:43pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
you serious? ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Nice one Ol' Knight. I can organize the crew for you. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Bélla3: you serious? Yes ooo! Joagbaje, Gohen and Pastor Kun will all fail the test. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Reyginus: Nice one Ol' Knight. I can organize the crew for you. please do |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Rich4god(m): 12:46am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Yawns... Abeg make i go soak garri come. 1 Like |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 12:54am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Rich4god: Yawns... Abeg make i go soak garri come. lol...... |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:17am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Hmm... Please shed more light on this experiment of yours. And besides, you more than anyone know about my futile attempts at making christians prove themselves through supernatural means. It is highly unlikely that a pastor will volunteer to be an atheist's lab rat. Most don't even have the faith to start with. So you will have to be very trickish and witty in your attempt. Make sure they are unaware of it being a test. Let them think you are all christians. You could try some speaking in tongues too. Its easy, just say: sinaramboskabidavidogbogbolasgidi. ![]() And with your reference from the bible that there must be interpreters in the midst of those speaking, give them the position of the interpreters. Let them interpret your holy spagetti trash. That way you will not only be invalidating them but will be having a good laugh. Also make sure you video it, it would make an epic satire. ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:29am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: Hmm... Please shed more light on this experiment of yours. 100% agree However, it will be difficult to get pastors to do such a test |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:35am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: How? |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:38am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: Pastors hardly get involved in anything that doesnt market their church 1 Like |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:43am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: But the last thing they will get involved in is an evident experiment that is very risky and could possibly tarnish their reputation. Speaking and interpreting tongues is just an everyday event. It appears to have no risk and could also market their ministry when done convincingly and dramatically. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:49am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: Good. I think I would I create a markeying gimmick to atrract the pastors. "Tongues of fire". I will invite the pastor to be a chairperson in the event of the 10 rising speaking in tongues preachers. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 1:55am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: Lol, one day they'll kill you man, and I'll sing ''there goes a fighter'' in honour. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 2:05am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: Hmm... Please shed more light on this experiment of yours.So you're this wicked? ![]() Am still waiting for that shock ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:06am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: I'm hard to kill remember to share your atheist buthurt stories here https://www.nairaland.com/1173767/atheists-stories-religious-discrimination-atheophobia |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:09am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: So you're this wicked? Hmm... What do you think its about? |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 2:11am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind:I dnt know, bt i've been thinking... Tell me, my |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:11am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Logicboy03: I think I talked about them before. I fear I still have many more to face. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: Please share on that thread. Many christians dont know what we go through.....some will see that religious thinking can be harmful. Trust me, there is a muslim here that changed her mind on islam due to Boko Haram- she wonders why christians in Nigeria dont have the same problem with terrorists. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:15am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: I dnt know, bt i've been thinking... Tell me, my Its about my experience with... |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 2:17am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind: ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:25am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: Sorry, but your juju will not work for me again. ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 2:28am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind:hehehehe ![]() Okay o... Bt you promised. Atleast give me a hint. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:34am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: hehehehe Chai, what did I promise you o? See how you want to use woman sense for me. ![]() |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 2:38am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind:hmmm.. Infact no tell me again. *detective mode activated* |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 2:58am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: hmmm.. Infact no tell me again. *detective mode activated* Lol, wish you the best of luck in your stalking, although I doubt you'll succeed. Prove me wrong. ![]() By the way, how was the song? |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 3:08am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind:Great! Just lovely. Erm... Are you serving? |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 3:13am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Bélla3: Great! Just lovely. Lol, why such interest? Anyway I will tell you all a little about my life when the time comes. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Bella3(f): 3:15am On Jan 25, 2013 |
inurmind:All rice and alright.. |
Re: How To Catch Fake Mog's Who Speak In Tongues (8+2) by Nobody: 3:16am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Inurmind and Bella, you have turned my thread into cat and mouse romance abi? Mtchew.....Why not exchange emails eh? Bella is looking for an atheist boyfriend and I'm too young for her |
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