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Nigerian Tribes Stereotypes by RUTHsmart(f): 1:10pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
STEREOTYPES of NIGERIAN TRIBES Hausa girls are pretentious sex- maniacs, they can be quite innovative in bed,they start having sex at a very tender age of 12, they are warm and receptive, and can be quite reserved. Yoruba girls- they are known for their striking physical anatomy,i.e, big and massive backside, particularly when they are married,they also have the reputation of loving money to death,have no respect for the institution called marriage,have a record of dating more than two guys at a time,love sex, but dont like talking about it, can be great in bed particularly the Ondo's!can be very nice, warm, and receptive particularly when the money is there! they believe so much in charms for physical stability, and are very exposed since most of them are quite educated Delta girls- they are quite naive, backward, and local as regards society and style,they Love sex, particularly, those from Agbor! they have a lot of respect for the marriage institution! Edo girls- they are all prostitutes,and very diabolical and dangerous, particularly those from the benin kingdom,they can do anything for money. The igbos- are industrious,and have respect for the marriage institution. They have a ridiculously high bride-price, love sex with one partner, but, can be very tribalistic and uncertain Calabar girls- are the best! they are explosive with sex,cook excellently,knows how to take care of their men,but are nymphomaniacs,will do or go any where else to satisfy their sexual urge, and they are not always very good looking! Middle belt- particularly those from Benue state, they love sex, and do not see anything wrong with a woman sleeping with her husbands best friend! They love the bar and pepper- soup life. Can be the best women to have around when the money is rolling in! Hausa guys have long dicks. I mean long enough serve as a half sized third leg. Their size is their only sexual asset in their favour. They have the tendency to satisfy women primarily based on their dick size. Their first sexual experiences are often with men. Hence, their love for small boys. They can be found particularly attractive but their homosexual tendencies kills whatever high stakes they could have had with the opposite sex. Yoruba guys- They brag too much giving the women such high expectations of them in terms of wealth and sexual performance. The end result is often above average. The term ''One minute man' was formed with a Yoruba man in mind. To make matters worse they are unfaithful to their partners. Thus, making 2/3 women unhappy with their sexual performance at the same time. They however are often blessed with a striking physical anatomy,i.e, rock hard ass. They will very often be found offering money to mistresses while their hard working very often Yoruba spouses bear the brunt of their lavish lifestyle. Delta guys- are fine! their often dare- devil ruggedd looks secure them a 'take-away' babe after any party. What they lack in style and wealth, they compensate in charm. Their sexual diversiy and liberal attitude to sex scores them points particularly those from Warri! Dating 1 or 3 girls at the same time is deemed normal to them as they do not know any different. They have a no respect for the marriage institution and most of them end up useless!! Edo guys- they are all pimps some are even prostitutes! Those that aren't are the fore fathers of 419. They are very diabolical and dangerous, particularly those from the benin kingdom,they can do anything for money including kiling. The village native-doctor is always a very close friend perhaps ally. Igbo guys - are quite industrious, however, they often forfeit a formal education in their grave pursuit for material wealth. Their calculative nature means they are not adventurous sexually. They believe 'giving head' to their woman is a taboo against the law of the land. They love their mothers. So expect that his mother would live in his family home and she will probabaly do the cooking as well. Although they have respect for the marriage institution in terms of taking financal and emotional care of their wives, they are still cheats and will not be confronted by anyone about it. Calabar guys- are the laziest! Although they have have big dicks. Their laziness extends to 'getting it up'. Hence, the reason why their women are often out there looking for someone else to satisfy their sexual urges. Their dicks although thick may be short. N.B-this piece is subject to critism and appreciation through your comments and views....complied and edited by GBENGER |
Re: Nigerian Tribes Stereotypes by Nobody: 8:17am On Jul 04, 2013 |
you forgot to add that the Hausa man woman and child [as well as their children yet to be born] are prime candidates of affirmative action; in Nigeria, otherwise known as NATIONAL CHARACTER/GEOGRAPHICAL SPREAD. THERE IS ALSO THE BOKO HARAM ISSUE. THE HAUSA STEREOTYPE WAS EXCELLENTLY SUMMARIZED BY LORD LUGGARD IN THE 19TH CENTURY AND STILL RINGS A FAMILIAR BELL. HE SAID AND I QUOTE: "The Hausa-Fulani has no ideals, no ambitions save such as sensual in character. He is a fatalist, spendthrift and a gambler. He is gravely immoral and is seriously diseased that he is a menace to any community to which he seeks to attach himself." |
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