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| Newton In Romantic Mood: by alsheex(m): 12:28pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
[center]NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD, Universal L aw O f L ove: "Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money " F irst L aw O f L ove: "A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless An External Agent Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. " S econd L aw O f L ove: " The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance." T hird L aw O f L ove: "The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping." . [/center] |
| Re: Newton In Romantic Mood: by success123(m): 12:40pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
al i think u have a problem with mathematics. |
| Re: Newton In Romantic Mood: by ituen(m): 8:07pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Tell me why Newton no go be my role model |
| Re: Newton In Romantic Mood: by ThugLife1(m): 8:32pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
Good |
| Re: Newton In Romantic Mood: by segunpc(m): 11:22am On Mar 06, 2008 |
hmmm |
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