symbianDON: a friend of mine made a stop at a restaurant to have lunch while he was on a journey (don't wanna mention d town). He ordered pounded yam and egusi soup. Soon after he finished d first wrap, he made to eat a generous piece from the 'smoked fish' in d soup. Turned out the supposed smoked fish was actually blackened snake lizard usually kept in d soup pot as a fetish charm to attract customers!!!! The newly employed waitress hadn't learnt d ropes well enough. Needless to say, d madam nearly swooned and made frantic efforts to mollify my friend to no avail. Anyway, till date, he has not eaten in any restaurant since then!!

Afam4eva: I remember ordering my favorite food in the world(rice) rice from a local booker. I tasted this food and swore with my life and only tomato was used to cook it. No salt, Maggi, onion etc. Nothing. Even the tomato did not taste cooked. Tufiakwa.

devour129: This is a long story so you guys have to bear with me ! back at oau,there was this igbo(nnewi couple) near samtad that sold igbo food and delicacies.normally,when we go there to buy isi-ewu or nkowbi,we just order and they make it and bring it out for for us while we spent time gisting with the owners(as we are igbos too in a foreign town)i have lost count of how many times mi friends and i have bought food from so on this particular day,we just finished an exam so we passed tru there and we were in a hurry so we order but it was taking too long so i decided to go to the kitchen to hurry them up and up till today,i have never eaten isi-ewu again.i saw the lady taking water from a pool of dirty water in the sink and mixing the isi-ewu and when i screamed in horror,she claimed that there tap was bad so they store there water in the sink,was still trying to consider if i should run or throw up and the dad walked in (cos he was eating egwusi soup at the sit-out when we came in) and he went straight to the sink where the daughter was taking water from to make food for people and washed his egwusi hands while asking me why i screamed !!!!!! i took off and alerted mi friends and we all walked out but the worst was that the dirty drunk of a man started abusing us that we ordered food and now we are leaving ,who will pay him and i told him God go punish him.fast forward some months later,an nnewi friend invited to there cultural day loo and behold,it was this dirty wicked family that catered the food

symbianDON: a friend of mine made a stop at a restaurant to have lunch while he was on a journey (don't wanna mention d town). He ordered pounded yam and egusi soup. Soon after he finished d first wrap, he made to eat a generous piece from the 'smoked fish' in d soup. Turned out the supposed smoked fish was actually blackened snake lizard usually kept in d soup pot as a fetish charm to attract customers!!!! The newly employed waitress hadn't learnt d ropes well enough. Needless to say, d madam nearly swooned and made frantic efforts to mollify my friend to no avail. Anyway, till date, he has not eaten in any restaurant since then!!

mimibets: i have many but the outstanding was so embarrassing.came back from sch tired and hungry,went to the nearby restaurant,ordered for eba n egusi soup.there was no pepper in the soup and after few balls of eba i started feeling extremely nauseous,i knew immediately wat was wrong but i asked anyway 'did u put plenty crayfish in this soup?' the answer was yes.just knew i had to look for the nearest bathroom because i hated crustacea.sad thing is the restaurant had no restroom and i did not make it home before the puking started,thrice on the street to the full glare of public.i wanted to disappear!

Bond008: chai! Ndo. kpele. sori. Eya.

mimibets: i have many but the outstanding was so embarrassing.came back from sch tired and hungry,went to the nearby restaurant,ordered for eba n egusi soup.there was no pepper in the soup and after few balls of eba i started feeling extremely nauseous,i knew immediately wat was wrong but i asked anyway 'did u put plenty crayfish in this soup?' the answer was yes.just knew i had to look for the nearest bathroom because i hated crustacea.sad thing is the restaurant had no restroom and i did not make it home before the puking started,thrice on the street to the full glare of public.i wanted to disappear!

otikpoko:
...and almost everyone will say you don carry belle including me

donigspain: Since I travelled to Benue state on the 2nd of this month, each passing day has presented me with WORST eat-outs ever; talk about TIVs and bad food (soup & stew alike).

nuelkaosi: Sorri bt I dnt eat out... I eat only what I cook.

yuzedo: Anytime i bought food and it didn't not fooool my bele! That is a worsted expirense that you can ever imagined!

wise_many2k:

bia...are u speaking Latin or your ancient language? Get a grip of yourself and stop shelling all nairalanders with your oral bombs

pharuk: Served in Abakaliki in Ebonyi state >>>> I decided to break my fast in a popular restaurant that all NYSC guys recommended, I entered there feeling dead because of hunger, ordered rice and beans with Fanta.
Rice was the famous abakaliki rice which in my opinion is dirty rice mixed with asphalt and gravel, I couldn’t chew the rice for the fear of losing my tooth, the beans tasted like it was soaked in kerosene.
2nd restaurant was in the UK, so called African restaurant, we ordered pepper soup, looks like the woman went to Africa to catch the goat, took forever, and when the food came, I decided it will be best to be a vegetarian.

Yomieluv: Went to a chinese restaurant,didn't undastand the menu,cos it was written in chinese. Ordered for items 6,and 1. Guess what,it was cigarette,and lighter. I wonder what others would be.