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How To Make N1 MILLION In ONE Month Solving Students' Academic Problems. by oaroloye(m): 3:42am On Jan 27, 2013
HOW YOU CAN EARN N1 MILLION IN ONE WEEKEND!

THERE ARE TWO METHODS: THE FUN & EASY WAY, AND THE WORK WAY:

THE EASY WAY: According to legend, this your basic jobless Nigerian (*Bleep!*)ard hosts a seminar on:

"SUREFIRE METHOD TO MAKE N1 MILLION IN 1 WEEK! N10,000 PER SEAT!"

One hundred people took the bait!

Guy comes up to the stage, grinningly takes the microphone, and says:

“There’s one hundred of you, and you each paid N10K- do the Math!”

Then he walked off: Job Done!

THE HARD WORK WAY: The biggest problem in Nigerian Education right now is that it is sabotaged. 90% of people cannot fail an exam, except they were sabotaged!

The Ministry covers up by saying: “Well, you see, the students are not serious…!”
All those students were such fools that they just wasted their sponsor’s money?
Some of them, their fathers are farmers, sweating with cutlass and hoe.
Some of them, their mothers are petty traders.

They work as slaves to send their children to school- only to have them fail- because they are "not serious?"

Can you really believe that? Does it make sense to you?

No. It is sabotage. The system produces 90% failure rates because that is what it was built to do.

Some students will swear that their teachers did everything possible to make them pass.
Some students will say, that they accept that their failure was their own fault- at some crucial point,
they just lost interest.

They cannot know that they are the victim of a carefully constructed plot worked out by Psychologists and Mathematicians.
People who know things about the Human Mind and Human Behavior that they cannot imagine exist.

How about when you slept well last night, and you are not tired, but when you try to read, you become sleepy?

What does that? Has anyone taught you what mechanism causes that?
Well, that mechanism is explained in the material. IT IS A PSYCHOLOGICAL TRICK.
Something was done to you in the course of preparing you for the book, with the deliberate intention
that you should fall asleep, when you tried to study that book. This could be why many think that
they need someone to teach them everything. Who would want to talk about this?

Who would admit that they were so weak, that they could not read by themselves, because they kept dozing off?

What about those who are as fit as the proverbial fiddle all year- until it is exam time- THEN they fall ill!
Where they get accused of faking their illness, so that they can skip the exam!

It is not their fault- but again, Foreign Psychologists have planned how triggers for Psychosomatic Illness would
be incorporated into African Education, so that our Educational System would be rendered useless. So that we
would never be a threat to their Economy. (It all comes down to Economics!)

It may seem fantastic to you that such measures are even possible, but I assure you that everything I say is proven beyond reasonable doubt. If it isn't you are entitled to, and will receive a full refund.

There is a simple way to teach anybody anything. Anybody can learn anything, once they have the KEYS OF LEARNING.

THE STUDY SECRETS CD: explains THE BASIC LAWS OF THE MIND and how “Sabotage Education” violates them, to convince most students that they cannot learn, and do not want to learn. All this can be reversed IN ONE DAY. Everything can be explained in under two hours, but the application will take months, that will be done by the students themselves. No tutelage is necessary, but the student users should study in pairs.

Those using this material will not need teachers in any subjects.

If they already have teachers- are enrolled in school, or some Exam Coaching Class, they will at least find themselves
at an advantage over their classmates. They will come to understand what the teachers tell them before anyone else.
They will identify the errors in the teaching technique.

Please warn them to not enter into conflict with bad teachers, because they now know what they are doing is wrong.
Otherwise, we will find ourselves fighting a war with the Federal Government.

The idiot who said "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword!" Didn't tell us what to do when our enemies have both!

Most any student would fork out N10,000 to sit in this seminar, if they could could afford it, but I personally advise against such exploitative greed. N1,000 per head is plenty. Try to see the Big Picture here, and that you are going to meet some of these people in future, and it would well behoove you to give them no cause to think badly of you.

To find 1,000 willing recipients in even a small town should not be hard.

The base CD is made part of a DVD compilation containing bonus support material that explains why the STUDY SECRETS CD became necessary. The disk is a mixture of audio files, and mostly PDF Documents, easily printed.

TEXT (no voice-calls, please): THE STUDY SECRETS SEMINAR to 0705 413 6061. Price: N3,000.

I have expanded the usual guarantee. If you don’t find this information to be worth N30,000, by itself, within two weeks, come here and write out your complaints, and I will give you a full refund! (Whether I think that the complaints are valid or not. )

In such an event, you keep the disk anyway. Sending it back will only increase your expenses.
Yes- I know that there are people who would cheat someone like me in a deal like this.
I am gambling that they are in an absolute minority, and that positive testimonials of people who see
for themselves it is not a fraud, and the most useful teaching they ever encountered in their lives
will denounce them as the cheats and frauds.
Re: How To Make N1 MILLION In ONE Month Solving Students' Academic Problems. by oaroloye(m): 12:53pm On Jan 28, 2013
What is in the STUDY SECRETS CD, and how do you use it?

1. The World's Best Lecture on Education you have likely ever seen.

The speaker explains the fundamental errors of Western Education and their remedies.

2. An audio lecture on increasing mental ability, that causes increment in IQ ever time it is applied.

3. Another audio lecture on increasing mental ability that the previous (recognized) authors obviously stole
from this (unrecognized) author.

4. Classical books on strategic thinking, that apply to education, to business, and to all fields.

5. Book on the various forms of false arguments, and how to defeat them.
Students are argued into falsely believing that they are educated, using these fraudulent rhetorical device.

6. Books on Spiritual Development. Not essential to the course, but if one is in a Religious or Spiritual System,
the instructions here are more than a little helpful.

7. Books on memorization techniques by world-acclaimed authors. They are redundant, given the aforementioned material, and are included to
show what the conventional schools approve, so that you can see why they fall short- despite being useful on their own.

8. Books on Health. Do you know that there are food and beverage additives which do not simple "decrease" the efficiency of the brain,
but they destroy it? That these additives are shipped to Africa with the apparent intention of destroying our ability to think?

What you eat and drink is important, and your diet and choice of beverages can affect your ability to think.
For instance, Alcohol is an obvious no-no. But did you know that ordinary foods can clog your blood vessels,
and decrease the flow of blood to your brain? That poisons smuggled into foodstuffs can affect your brain?

But there is a simple ancient remedy that can stop, and sometimes reverse the damage- that costs absolutely nothing!

Do you know that muscular tension can decrease your mental efficiency? Many people walk around with tense muscles, where part
of their brainpower is actually used in keeping that tension- and they don't even know it! How much time did you have to use
in your last exams, stretching your neck, shoulders, back, and arms? Time lost, which you needed for answering the Questions?

If you relax, and let your body carry itself at maximum efficiency, you will find that you can think much better.

9. Political and Social Eye-Openers: If 90% of Students can fail an exam, then either their failure was the goal, or else the teachers are stupid.
Which do you think is more likely? Most Nigerians take the goodwill of the foreigners for granted. Is this wise?

Well, many people are aware of sinister organizations such as the American CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) and the various underhanded things
they do. Toppling regimes, sabotaging economies, and so on. But do you realize that those countries who are thought to be our good friends,
know exactly what these spies are doing, even if they do not do these things themselves, but are not telling us anything?

Sometimes it is because they want to use the same methods on us themselves!

Why is our Economy so bad? There is a reason why our money is worth less than theirs' - and it is probably not what you'd expect!
Do you know that the most important employees of the BANK OF ENGLAND are the CENTRAL BANK DIRECTORS of countries they trade with?
These people have been working for them the whole time. Yes, of course, the Government appoints them- but the people the Government is
allowed to choose from are all owned by the Bank of England! Well, that is what an included lecture claims is the case.

If you do not agree, you can reject the whole disk on this ground alone.
If you believe that anything in this disk is false, simply demand for your refund!

There is an international plan to devalue education in America and in countries that allow them to influence them.
The goal is to reduce all citizens of all nations to slaves, who only know what some unelected Global Government
says that they can learn. This lecture is backed up by leaked official documentation, and named names and dates.

This presentation alone should be worth ten times the cost of the disk.

Can you just sit there and gaze at this message, and say that it does not concern you?

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