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Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:05pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?" The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!" So the woman asked, "Is this a record?" To which the man replied, "No, its average!" |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by kronkykay(m): 6:19am On Mar 06, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by Teejay07(m): 7:07am On Mar 06, 2008 |
good one |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by segunpc(m): 8:28am On Mar 06, 2008 |
ok[b] [/b] |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ituen(m): 5:27am On Mar 07, 2008 |
marketing at its best |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Mar 07, 2008 |
now this is wat i cal a good joke i like it |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:58pm On Mar 08, 2008 |
Thanx |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by TOYOSI20(f): 2:10am On Mar 09, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by kronkykay(m): 3:34am On Mar 09, 2008 |
@ ituen how much u don market come out naaaa |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by jaymobb(m): 5:47am On Mar 09, 2008 |
;d |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ituen(m): 5:24pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
ask my wives |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by delib: 5:27pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by tufe(m): 5:37pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
. . . no dey waste space |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by ThugLife1(m): 10:51pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
Who be this delib? |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by dups10(f): 12:17pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by nightnurse(f): 12:27pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
swt joke |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by tufe(m): 12:32pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
@thuggy na one guy wey no just go allow person rest for this place. anyway, as our fathers say. pikin wey no want make him mama sleep, him sef no go sleep |
Re: Two Lips And Seven Kisses by damn: 1:04pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
:oU try keep doing this u will be a WJU rep World Jokers Union |
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