Kwaata was in Jss 2 when the science teacher was teaching about teenage pregnancy.
The teacher got to how to prevent teenage pregnancy and lots of hands were up,
so teacher first called Ramatu;
Ramatu: sir, we can prevent Teenage pregnancy by abstaining from sex;

Teacher: Good, Ramatu!, next Akpan?

Akpan: Sah, by use of contraceptives like condom

Teacher: Good one there, Akpan, next you Kwaata?

Kwaata: Sah, its simple na....

Teacher: How, kwaata?

Kwaata: Sah, by simply aborting the teenage pregnancy na

The Teacher pissed all over himself, after which he fainted, died and suffered a stroke


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Kwaata was a village champion and everyone especially children feared him a lot.
Anytime he saw children playing football, he would catch the ball and destroy it.
When he saw children playing, he would grab a cane and lash them.
One hot afternoon, he was walking around the village when he saw some children firing knockouts.
He became angry and seized all the unused knockouts and put them in his pocket and chased the children away.
Early dawn, Kwaata picked three sticks of cigarrette and made for the village public toilet to go smoke and shittzz as he often did.
He got there, began shittzing, took one cigarrette from his pocket lighted it and slotted it in his mouth.
After 1 minute a bombblast sound echoed from the toilet.
Kwaata's upper lip was gone, leaving his brown teeth bare.
He lighted the knockouts

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Kwaata went to the restaurant and the moment the waitress saw him she said "bros, i know you are here to buy Eba and egwusi soup"
Kwaata replied "you are correct"
Then the waitress came again " I know you will like cow leg and goat head in you soup?
Kwaata again replied "You are correct"
Then the waitress again "i know you will balance the meal with 3 bottles of stout"
Kwaata again replied "your head dey there , you are correct "
Soon, Kwaata was served his meal and drinks and after 5 minutes he had done justice to them.
He drank some water and posed in an on-your-marks position.
The waitress seeing this queried "bros, you wan run away??"

Kwaata already 100 meters gone replied from afar " Gbam!!....you are correeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect"

good work man...... keep em' rolling.

ekenedegreat: good work man...... keep em' rolling.

thanks my king