Water , water Shit

i remember the day , back in secondary school, when i was trapped in my house master's one room apartment.
i had sneaked in through the window in order to retrieve my tee shirt he seized earlier, when the man suddenly came in, i barely made it under his bed. it was around 8pm, and so he was suppose to been going round checking on students observing prep. the toilets were built separate from the hostel, and it is a huge risk to enter the toilets at night, u might step on "sum smelly human produced land mines". so u either enter bush or u do "short put" for late night shits.
Anyway, na so the man just grabbed one big bowl like that, took off his clothes sharp sharp,
and started to shit right there in the middle of the room.
Omoooo,, when i got out later that night,
i was ill for 2weeks, his shit was nasty men, i was weak all over and even fainted.
the tee shirt? i left it o, that was d last tin on my mind, escape from the smell was top priority.

we don't need chemical weapons with those kind of shit.

The craziest thing av ever done was replying this dumb joke. Sorry, don't usually write such but damn! It was meaningless and disgusting!

u actually suffer the consequences of ya sin.

na God catch u.

some shit could be funny u know! LOL

?

i cant stop laughing.

sitting here and reading ur dumb joke

ha ha ha , lafin like a drunkard that you are

lol poster dats quite funny

i beg no shit again o cuzz me back in skul i love the short puts cant do widout dem black ledas

@poster
i wonder how old u are for postimg this pretty piece of sht

as old as u are

ayusman16:

The craziest thing av ever done was replying this dumb joke. Sorry, don't usually write such but damn! It was meaningless and disgusting!

olrotimi:

ha ha ha , lafin like a drunkard that you are

delib:

@poster
i wonder how old u are for postimg this pretty piece of sht

Dumb ass people,
lost their sense of humour.

_{maybe muscle pull catch una brain sef}

they are just brain dead

abeg una tell me
who be dis Olulu? i mean everythin about him
_{family background, age, sex, education, HIV status, inshort all}

@tessy

@poster

nice shit, i mean shite
ok nice piece of shit

my craziest day wz wen i startd at war college!!
but i dnt regret it, tank God i went sef!!!

@naijastyle


@gunpoint
thanks man,
i could take a bullet for u

tessybaby:

abeg una tell me
who be this Olulu? i mean everythin about him
_{family background, age, sex, education, HIV status, inshort all}

Hmmmmmmmm,

what do u want to know baby?

family background= Titled Prince in my street, omo eko gan gan ni
age = not sure again, cos with the number of sworn affidavit and CVs i don do, i no know d real one again
sex= 3 times daily
education = bsc, aca
hiv status = negative
habits = writing and dancing
Hobbies = kissing
date of birth = may 32 19sumtin
Martial Status =
Occupation =

nonsense

Do you lack jokes , ask,ok.

he lacks everything

tessybaby:

abeg una tell me
who be this Olulu? i mean everythin about him
_{family background, age, sex, education, HIV status, inshort all}

Olulu is a 49yr old student, who has made 17 attempts sitting for WAEC. Infact, he's a virgin and a titled Thief of his Village. He's HIV, STD, TB, Gono, Staph and all sexual diseases positive. Mere lookin at u infects one. His case is a very sorry case as the devil himself respects him!

olulu ure good

olulu na wa 4 u oo

delib:

olulu na wa for you oo

Bros, hw i for do now,
she fit b fine chick.

clemcykul:

olulu ure good

Thanks Love,

Nina4eva:

Do you lack jokes , ask,ok.

Aunty, u too vex
i will come for u next,
no rush,
coolu temper,

u know,

L L Smiling O
Ladies Love Smiling Olulu

success123:

he lacks everything

_Nitwit

ayusman16:

Olulu is a 49yr old student, who has made 17 attempts sitting for WAEC. Infact, he's a virgin and a titled Thief of his Village. He's HIV, STD, TB, Gono, Staph and all sexual diseases positive. Mere lookin at u infects one. His case is a very sorry case as the devil himself respects him!

Playa hater,
but then,
dats ur 411 not mine

delib:

nonsense

u don try olulu

Clem honey, abeg no too go close to that boi oo mke you no go contract those merciless ailments oo. I never wan lose you.

sure?

..

You no know na.

No one fit do me like you

You are the sweetestest

gilgee:

You no know na.

No one fit do me like you

You are the sweetestest

<sub>Empty Drum,

Korofo

Plenty talk, No action nigga</sub>

Too much action causes katakata.
I love me the way I is.

dats d issue,

u no get at all , at all

Me is very peaceful ooo. I no wan katakata in me life.