A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE& FEMALE procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

women sef, there own is always complicated.

no be small complication!

imagine procedure ! women

Women and their problems sha! na dem sabi.

pls women get too much problem if na like this dem dey take collect money

this is so untrue,   

if u tink say women them problem 2 much,mak u leave them and pack to village weh women no deh : P

women wat can we do without dem & wia will we be without dem
awa country pipul dem kuku sabi suffer & smile wella

omo see as dem wan rubish women

nah its not like that at all.men are jealous of us that why they speak such obscenities.lol

Not true

what else women fit do if not to warm bed, gossip, change baby nappies and wash pot?

Women, their case is always different and notice me,

@[color=#990000][/color] gender has nothing to do with intelligence except you belong 2 d sch of thought that thinks abstract things are what defines an individual

@ poster, r u tryin 2 tag women dunce? U deserve 2 b tongue-lashed even though u r soo right, lol

yinkalink:

@[color=#990000][/color] gender has nothing to do with intelligence except you belong 2 d sch of thought that thinks abstract things are what defines an individual

Na today?