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The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:30am On Jan 31, 2013 |
Look wetin one girl talk about guys...... Na wa! guys make una read n meditate on this too... i know its hurts but its the truth " " " " The joy of very man is to get married to the girl of his dreams, he is looking for his missing rib, Miss Right, the wife of his youth, mother of his unborn children, blab bla bla. He is looking for that one-in-a-million girl who is virtuous, obedient, neat, pretty, experienced, mature, God-fearing, and well brought up. But the problem is; how many men can boast of half of these qualities they so much desire in women? You want a good wife but you are a potential bad husband. Your woman must not even say hi to a man but you have numerous babes. You are in a hurry to beat King Solomon’s record of 300 wives and 700 concubines but your wife must not receive even one call from another man except you. Hmmm! One chance na aim be your case. You do not have a job or a trade or even a skill but you want to toast the classiest babes in town and you can’t understand why they are turning you down since you are the finest boy in town - Fine Boy No Pimples. Meaning; na fine dem go chop? If dem ask you which job you dey do, you go say you be footballer, but you still dey football academy at the age of 30 and Messi na your role model. You no go go learn carpentry? Small time you go say you be artiste, but you no fit play even a single instrument only to dey shout: yea, yea; uhorn, uhorn; dj give me track 2; no no give me track 4. U no go go develop yourself? Your fiancée’s mother chased you out of the house, why not? When you are still dressing like Wizkid at the age of 35. You complain she dresses anyhow when your own jeans is skin tight and only covers half of your bum bum exposing your dirty boxers and you call it swag. Why will she agree to kiss you when your mouth always smells of cigarette and cheap booze like ogogoro, goskolo, aloma, and all those other chemical concoctions sold cheaply in dark corners? Today you want yellow girl, tomorrow you want chocolate, later you want tall, dark, fair, lepa, orobo, you can’t seem to make up your mind. Wetin dey do u? You have been dating a girl for 8 years and you still have the guts to tell her you are not sure if she is one for you. After 8 years? Why are you wasting her time? Look if you don’t want to propose to her abeg give chance make another serious bobo enter her life, abi you want make she reach menopause before you propose? You keep looking for Miss Right but are you taking steps to make yourself Mr. Right? It is easy for men to say ladies are materialistic, or they love money, or they are money conscious, but put yourself in their fathers’ shoes; will you allow your daughter marry a jobless loafer? Instead of sitting down in one place and regretting how one rich guy stole your woman away with his money get up and hustle. Ladies don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with handsome pockets and bright future. Guy get up and try getting rich, legitimately! You keep smoking, drinking, womanizing, clubbing, and keeping late nights and you keep telling her you will change when you both get married. Hmmm ladies, if he is doing it now before your very eyes, he will do it even more when you marry him o! After disvirgining 10 girls in your lifetime, you are still looking for a virgin to marry. Who dash monkey banana? You must reap what you sow. You no wan marry but you are a member of Professional Association of Men in Suit. How that babe go agree to marry you when you still dey live for your papa house, still dey chop your mama food, still dey beg your sister for transport money, and still dey beg your friends to transfer N50 to your phone so that you go fit give her missed calls? 24 hours a day you are on facebook or twitter or 2go while your fellow men are hustling and you still think the babes will answer you when you call? You will spend 90 minutes watching football match played in faraway Europe by men half your age and spend the next 2hours shouting up blues! Or up Man U! or Gunners for life! Or up Barca, up Madrid! You are On Your Own o! OYO for u! You were supposed to have spent those valuable hours hustling instead of just spending your coins to watch other people hustling. Remember time waits for nobody. For those bad boys wey wan marry good girls, una don enter one chance, because the good girls are also looking for good guys with a bright future and solid prospect to marry. You’d better buckle up now guys if you want to marry the lady of your wildest dreams or else you will just end up marrying an old lady who is ready to marry just any rog and even sponsor wedding and buy your suit and shoes, and of course your rights will be limited in that arranged marriage. To whom it may concern, WORK OUT YOUR SALVATION, TODAY! |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Nobody: 11:40am On Jan 31, 2013 |
Hmmm.. Even though it's a MAN's world we live in, the girl has a point.. Lots of point to be frank.. And I intend to draw inspiration from this. GREAT WORK @ OP |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:45am On Jan 31, 2013 |
am glad u find this piece enlightening |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by fleyboy02: 1:43pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
Soso interesting I must confess......kudos 2 u @ op 9ice job But dat gal sef must she open our yansh |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ameenabalarabe(f): 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
So interestng |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Ejisz: 11:13am On Feb 04, 2013 |
thanks people. |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Lagusta(m): 10:48pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
WOW, I can't believe I read that article from top to bottom.... 9ce one @op... But some ladies are desperate too joor |
Re: The Bitter Truth. by Flygzmo: 6:15am On Feb 05, 2013 |
[color=#006600][/color] Ejisz: Look wetin one girl talk about guys...... |
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