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| Accountant And Enginers In Train by oscarwodo(m): 8:53pm On May 01, 2006 |
Three engineers and threeaccountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountantseach buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see,"answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seatsbut all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train hasdeparted, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom doorand says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emergeswith a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy theengineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). Whenthey get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineersdon't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" saysone perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When theyboard the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers craminto another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of theengineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants arehiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please." |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by bagoma(f): 11:01pm On May 01, 2006 |
 cant seem to stop laughing,  oh ver clever engineers, (crooks) |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by vichel(m): 11:25pm On May 01, 2006 |
yeah they are really crooks |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by kajad(m): 8:32am On May 02, 2006 |
this is good! i almost fell off seat  |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by Pathos(m): 10:42am On May 02, 2006 |
Thats wonderful |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by Z4M4eva(f): 1:17pm On May 02, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by spikelord(m): 8:54pm On May 06, 2006 |
Yes , we Engineers are the wisest of them all. Although I am still  |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by dbaptist1(m): 12:22am On Dec 05, 2008 |
engineers are thieves and accountants are there protege dats wat dis joke is telling us |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by sholabanke(m): 3:14pm On Dec 06, 2008 |
is this what they taught as an engineer to be doing this people got there own brain from somewhere else |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by romsky: 3:31pm On Dec 06, 2008 |
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| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by darequam(m): 4:11pm On Dec 06, 2008 |
I'm rich i'm proud to be an engineer |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by Magnate021(m): 4:37am On Dec 07, 2008 |
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| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by CrazyMan(m): 7:50am On Dec 07, 2008 |
Make una no kill me for laughter here o! |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by dbaptist1(m): 8:39am On Dec 07, 2008 |
y wont u get rich wen u do open eye robbery under a cool suit in broad day light in the name of charging a work |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by krama(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2008 |
Oh so hilarious |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
good one bttttttttttt-------------------------------------- |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by Jeovy(m): 1:55pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
Nice one, thief for life |
| Re: Accountant And Enginers In Train by clemcykul(f): 2:09pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
no be your small work ole  |
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