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Iam A Lesbian by olunifemi(f): 8:45pm On Mar 07, 2008
An old cowboy - dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps - went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses,
mending fences, so I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch. I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. I get up in the morning thinking of women,
when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me
think of women."

A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you
a real cowboy?"

"I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just
found out that I'm a lesbian."
Re: Iam A Lesbian by ituen(m): 2:08am On Mar 08, 2008
posted b4
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tjtj1(m): 3:19am On Mar 08, 2008
ya grin
Re: Iam A Lesbian by clemcykul(f): 1:42pm On Mar 08, 2008
*topic yes u are
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tufe(m): 7:36pm On Mar 08, 2008
. . na that kind thing you dey like, abi?
Re: Iam A Lesbian by kronkykay(m): 7:26am On Mar 09, 2008
big fool
Re: Iam A Lesbian by delib: 8:59am On Mar 09, 2008
not too funny shocked
Re: Iam A Lesbian by jaymobb(m): 9:31am On Mar 09, 2008
wettin concern u for them matter angry
Re: Iam A Lesbian by gilgee(m): 1:34pm On Mar 09, 2008
Na wetin concern you concern am. Aproko!
In fact you are an otokoh!
Re: Iam A Lesbian by delib: 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2008
@gilgee
abegy leave that aproko jaymobb,
Re: Iam A Lesbian by benjay1(m): 2:51pm On Mar 09, 2008
OMG where is the humour ?
Re: Iam A Lesbian by gilgee(m): 4:07pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . . . . behind you.
Re: Iam A Lesbian by benjay1(m): 4:15pm On Mar 09, 2008
*hiss*
Re: Iam A Lesbian by delib: 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2008
shooks head nothing . . . dey for here
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tufe(m): 5:19pm On Mar 09, 2008
. . .so where something come dey na
Re: Iam A Lesbian by olunifemi(f): 6:53pm On Mar 10, 2008
answer am now
Re: Iam A Lesbian by segunpc(m): 10:18am On Mar 11, 2008
well am just seeing this for the first time and it rocks good.
Re: Iam A Lesbian by nightnurse(f): 11:06am On Mar 11, 2008
@poster,

nne, u try jare
Re: Iam A Lesbian by benjay1(m): 12:58pm On Mar 11, 2008
strolls in,beer in hand. strolls out whistling.
Re: Iam A Lesbian by damn: 1:51pm On Mar 11, 2008
Na beef?
Free d chic naw cheesy
but babe na so we go de de like edede??
changes gats de naw
leave dwnstairs go build upstairs grin
u de try sha
Re: Iam A Lesbian by clemcykul(f): 2:23pm On Mar 11, 2008
dammit!
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tufe(m): 6:13pm On Mar 11, 2008
dam what . . . . . aproko grin

@danm
you are already spreading your tantacles here. i dey feel you, but i go soon go report aunty filo grin grin grin grin
Re: Iam A Lesbian by gunpoint(m): 6:28pm On Mar 11, 2008
undecided
I must b a premiership
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Iam A Lesbian by ThugLife1(m): 9:59pm On Mar 11, 2008
stale
Re: Iam A Lesbian by folly69(m): 11:50am On Mar 12, 2008
@joke not bad wink
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Mar 12, 2008
. . .stop giving hope.

@joke
very bad
Re: Iam A Lesbian by nightnurse(f): 8:34pm On Mar 12, 2008
duplex is talking, face me i face is talking, na wa o
Re: Iam A Lesbian by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Mar 12, 2008
clemcykul:

dammit!
lol
as usual,agreeded !
Re: Iam A Lesbian by TOYOSI20(f): 9:14pm On Mar 12, 2008
@ Post

Nice
Re: Iam A Lesbian by jaymobb(m): 10:44am On Mar 13, 2008
@ post
very bad
Re: Iam A Lesbian by tufe(m): 1:19pm On Mar 13, 2008
very very bad indeed
Re: Iam A Lesbian by olunifemi(f): 2:45pm On Mar 22, 2008

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