Dj hack: lolz.....d gal tink say na English b Visa to heaven...as d argument com dy plenty na hn I tel ha make she call schl help line

tonynosi: na truth o d girl dey correct i hear say futminna don cancel all d post D.E result For ur mind o a new Date has been fixed for anoda post D.E so prepare wella oobr

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Mystery007: Lolz.. U even get time to argue nd to tell her mek she call skull hlp line.. If na me once i tell her, she still dey argue i go end d call. Jst like dat guy when i yarn you, when call me con dey axk me who i be?.. Ce jamb question abeg. I jst end d call sharply

Dj hack: oma dn offer her admission na...

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Dj hack: ​ASUU STRIKE ADVERTISEMENT!!!
Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association
with Chukwuemeka Pictures
present anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE 2013.
Dis one na movie wey pass movie o! Dem no dey tell person dis one o! U must to watch am by urself & for urself. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU Strike. Who start am, why dem start am, who suppose end am and who no gree end am! U go c all for dis movie.
Money don scatter our country o! Dis one dey ask 4 money, dat one say no money...ewoOoooo! Chai! Come see as University students dey suffer, see as crime don dey increase, girls dey born like fowl, yahoo men dey press die, see as lecturers kukuma don turn house/lesson teachers......See Blood! See Blood!! See Blood!!! Rich men no worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do.
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Suspense full am, intrigue, romance, swagger, ginger...dat will keep u glued to d edge of ur seat. U go laff, u go cry and u go reason sef.
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Dj hack: ​ASUU STRIKE ADVERTISEMENT!!!
Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association
with Chukwuemeka Pictures
present anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE 2013.
Dis one na movie wey pass movie o! Dem no dey tell person dis one o! U must to watch am by urself & for urself. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU Strike. Who start am, why dem start am, who suppose end am and who no gree end am! U go c all for dis movie.
Money don scatter our country o! Dis one dey ask 4 money, dat one say no money...ewoOoooo! Chai! Come see as University students dey suffer, see as crime don dey increase, girls dey born like fowl, yahoo men dey press die, see as lecturers kukuma don turn house/lesson teachers......See Blood! See Blood!! See Blood!!! Rich men no worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do.
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yhanata: 1st SEMESTER EXAM

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'
3)Whats the name of the lady that use say"please enter your secret number at the ATM center of the banks"
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING

GOOD LUCK =)) =)) U̶̲̥̅̊r time starts now! Walaa

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yhanata: 1st SEMESTER EXAM

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins

Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

SECTION B

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

SECTION C

1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss.

2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top'
3)Whats the name of the lady that use say"please enter your secret number at the ATM center of the banks"
NO SIDE TALK CHEATING

GOOD LUCK =)) =)) Your time starts now! Walaa

Dj hack: ​ASUU STRIKE ADVERTISEMENT!!!
Yes O! E don happen again o.
Chukwudi Films in association
with Chukwuemeka Pictures
present anoda ogbonge movie ASUU STRIKE 2013.
Dis one na movie wey pass movie o! Dem no dey tell person dis one o! U must to watch am by urself & for urself. Come hear the true story behind the whole ASUU Strike. Who start am, why dem start am, who suppose end am and who no gree end am! U go c all for dis movie.
Money don scatter our country o! Dis one dey ask 4 money, dat one say no money...ewoOoooo! Chai! Come see as University students dey suffer, see as crime don dey increase, girls dey born like fowl, yahoo men dey press die, see as lecturers kukuma don turn house/lesson teachers......See Blood! See Blood!! See Blood!!! Rich men no worry. Leaders no even send. Wetin poor man go do.
Kai! ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . .
Suspense full am, intrigue, romance, swagger, ginger...dat will keep u glued to d edge of ur seat. U go laff, u go cry and u go reason sef.
ASUU STRIKE! ASUU STRIKE!! ASUU STRIKE 2013!!!. . .
Grab ur copy now! Starring: Kanayo O. Kanayo as
Goodluck Jonathan, Pete Edochie as Nassir faggie, Patience Ozokwor as Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Eucharia
Anunobi as Prof. Ruqayyat, Ahmed Rufai and
Olu Jacobs as Gabriel suswan & Prof Julius Okojie, Jim iyke as Yahoo boy & Saka as poor man o! ASUU STRIKE 2013!
Grab ur copy now!!! =D =))


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Dj hack: simple I.Q questions drop ur ansa AsAp..
Q1. what is BLACK when BOUGHT, becomes RED during USE and POWDERY after use

Dj hack: I can only answer d 1st one ..D two pple shaking hands*I guess its Olivia n Mystery ....c doze 2 hands yellow na... [size=8pt][/size]

david6: ..charcoal

Dj hack: right man check dis out
Q2.right!
a man and his son are involved in a fatal accident that claims his life instantly but the son survives and is rushed to d hospital 4 critical operation. on getting there,the surgeon exclaims,"i can't operate this boy,he's my son". how come?

Dj hack: simple I.Q questions drop ur ansa AsAp..
Q1. what is BLACK when BOUGHT, becomes RED during USE and POWDERY after use

Dj hack: right man check dis out
Q2.right!
a man and his son are involved in a fatal accident that claims his life instantly but the son survives and is rushed to d hospital 4 critical operation. on getting there,the surgeon exclaims,"i can't operate this boy,he's my son". how come?

Dj hack: right man check dis out
Q2.right!
a man and his son are involved in a fatal accident that claims his life instantly but the son survives and is rushed to d hospital 4 critical operation. on getting there,the surgeon exclaims,"i can't operate this boy,he's my son". how come?

Don Chimelo:


SECTION A

1. Taiye and Kehinde

2. Mook

3. Unilag

4. Buhari sent the request because he wants Obasanjo to support his Presidential bid

5. N5.25k

6. Na Adam chop am
SECTION B

1. Nigerian Girls

2. Ask the girl we act Splash (Fish Girl)

3. Hermaphrodite

4. Undefined

5. 1 min (She summarise everything)

SECTION C

1. D Banj would get more gifts as an illuminati and he also have more richer friends than 2Baba

2. I cannot write that essay now and my oga at the top would ask me to write another one

3. Olosho

Rafty007: aba black round neck cloth

Dj hack: Right ...the mother
q3.Birbal was known to be one of d most clever people in d world. One day, a scholar came to the court of emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions correctly and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was. He asked Birbal: "would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or juz a single difficult one". Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave.
"ask me one difficult question", said Birbal.
"well, then tell me, said the scholar, which came first into the world, the chicken or d egg?
"the chicken" replied Birbal very confidently.
"How do you know? Asked d scholar with a note of triumph in his voice.
Birbal answered him and d scholar went home astonished. What did Birbal answer to this?