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Joke Of The Week. AKPOS REJECTION LETTER by realsammie(m): 7:22pm On Feb 06, 2013
RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF
REJECTION

Thank you for your letter dated 4th febuary
2013. After careful consideration, I regret to
inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with
your
company. This year I have been particularly
unfortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a
varied and promising field of candidates it is
impossible for me to
accept all refusals. Despite your company's
outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting
applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet my needs at this time.
Therefore I will start work with your company
on 14 Febuary 2013 at 08:00.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
I will come to work, and u will pay me.

Yours
Akpors grin grin grin grin grin grin

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