Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says,
"John, what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya, Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me, boobies out to here, Dave, boobies out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'
She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.
Dave says,"What are you happy about today John?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya, Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me, boobies out to here, Dave. Boobies out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'
I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer. Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya, Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me, boobies WAY out to here, Dave. Boobies WAY out to here.
I had more wood than my boat does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'
So I took her way out, Dave, way, WAY out, much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her boobies and said
'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and, She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick!

, and I can't swim Dave! I can't swim man!!!!!

Cool

crazy

he got screwed instead

dumb ass

heheheheheheh

I feel for this jigolo ass hole
you mean the she dig his rig? boy!

gawd damn