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Checkout Naija Wives Text Message & Their Husbands Reply by kglamour(m): 9:31pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
9ja husbands r mean & Cool. Recently, A pastor was with a women’s congregation and he made these requests of them: Pastor (question): Can those with husbands raise up their hands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands). Pastor (question): How many of you love your husbands? Ladies: (They all raised their hands) Pastor (question): Are you sure ladies before God? Can I prophesy? Ladies: Yes!!! Pastor (question): When did you last tell your husbands that “you love him?" Ladies: (Various answers but some of them said)- “today when leaving the house”, “last night”, "when we went to bed”, “This morning when I woke up”, etc...etc... Pastor: Each one of you should send a message of “I love you” to your husband right now. Ladies: They all sent the text message “I love you” 2der hubbies Pastor said: Now exchange your phones pls Ladies: They all exchanged their phones Pastor: Read out loud the replies from ur husbands pls. Below are the replies to the messages from their various husbands: 1. Is this message lost 2. Aaaah who is this Sori wrong number pls. 3. Am I dreaming?? 4. What is the matter!!?? 5. What exactly do you mean??!! 6. You need money again abi!!? 7. Hey! Did you smash my car!!! 8.The message should be sent back to the intended owner!!!! 9. To hell Jor!!!!!!!!! 10. I will beat you to death today until you tell me for whom the message was intended!!!!!! Enjoy!!!! |
Re: Checkout Naija Wives Text Message & Their Husbands Reply by Sunnycliff(m): 9:59pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Hmmm! Does it mean that naija men are dat suspicious of their wives? na lie o |
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